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In my own words, tell the story of Song Wu killing a tiger.
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In my own words, tell the story of Song Wu killing a tiger.
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In your own words, how did Song Wu kill the tiger?
Song Wu bid farewell to Song Jiang and crossed Jingyanggang. I drank 18 bowls of wine in the hotel and passed the post drunk before I knew there was a tiger. At this time, the tiger jumped out, and Song Wu fought back and killed the tiger. Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There is not much excitement, but a tree reads: "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but there were businesses across the board. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.
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In Song Wu's own words, let's briefly talk about fighting tigers.
Later: Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on the way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There is not much excitement, but a tree reads: "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but there were businesses across the board. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a practical joke in the shop, but he ignored it and walked on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel for fear of jokes from the store. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he continued to walk, so he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. Suddenly, a knife blade fell from the sky, and Song Wufei flashed quickly and then flashed again. The blade has no strength, and Song Wu directly caught the tiger skin. The blade was out of breath, and Song Wu was exhausted. He was laid off step by step. All this was discovered by Orion and reported to the government. From then on, Song Wu became famous and was called "the hero who killed the tiger". Song Wuyuan type: During the Hongwu period in the early Ming Dynasty, the ninth grandson of the Xu family in Wucheng (Xu Xiake's great-grandfather) was sent to Sichuan, resigned and returned to his hometown, and became famous for a while. Xu Qi invited Shi Naian, a hermit from Suzhou (Qiantang is Hangzhou), to be a private school teacher at home. Shi Naian lives in a mansion with beautiful environment in Zhutang Town. While teaching, he writes Water Margin. The locals respectfully call him "Nai An Gong". Song Wu Jingyang just killed the tiger, which is very vivid. It is said that Shi Naian had just walked in Houyanggang behind Dazhaili Village and saw a yellow dog sleeping under a pine tree. A Zhuang Ding 52 beat the yellow dog away. After Shi Naian returned to China, he used this as a prototype to create, and changed Houyanggang to Jingyanggang, yellow dog to white-fronted tiger, and May 2nd to Song Wu. Baidu Encyclopedia-Song Wu Da Hu
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Retell the story of Jingyanggang Wusong killing tigers in your own words?
Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There is not much excitement, but a tree reads: "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but there were businesses across the board. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a practical joke in the shop, but he ignored it and walked on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, afraid of the jokes in the shop. He then went to visit his brother from Song Wu, passing through Jingyanggang on the way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but it was in Ke Gang. You should unite to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.
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