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Why can't you eat dog meat?
When I was a child, the fortune teller calculated my life and said, your boy is either rich or expensive, but you can't eat dog meat in the future! My mother said cheerfully, it's good to be rich and expensive ... I thought stupidly, why can't I eat dog meat? At that time, when I was young and in primary school, the best answer I could find was-the teacher said that in the animal world, dogs are human's best friends, so I can't eat them! But it's not right. When shopping, you can often see dog dealers who kill dogs like hemp in the streets ... According to the teacher, they are bad people, so don't play with them. I don't know if it's a bad person. I often see my father and uncle send large pieces of dog meat to my mouth. Are they bad people too? ! I can't figure it out. I asked my mother why she couldn't eat dog meat. My mother said, don't ask so many questions. You just don't eat it anyway. Dog meat won't kill you if you don't eat it. I thought to myself, not eating meat is not a problem for me. The problem is that I don't understand why I can't eat dog meat. I will die peacefully. I went to high school and studied history, only to know that there is a nation that doesn't eat beef and respects it as a god. I think, will I be a dog lover who doesn't eat dog meat? But, no, I saw the old dou and uncle put large pieces of dog meat in their mouths. There is no reason why I am a dog eater, but my son just doesn't eat dog meat! I didn't know there was a phenomenon until I went to college. The same species don't eat each other, and the same species can't eat each other's meat. Is it? I'm the same kind as a dog? I am filial piety dog's brother! ! ? No, I'm a man, not a god, not a dog. I belong to a dragon, not a dog. The fortune teller also said that I was a wooden life, not a dog life. So, I can't find anything related to dogs at all. How can I be like a dog! Moreover, even people eat each other (this is recorded in ancient times). Therefore, it can't be said that I am not a person after eating dog meat. If I eat human flesh, there is another saying that dogs are spiritual animals, which is not conducive to eating! Dogs are spiritual, which can't be false. Historical records and life experiences all illustrate this point. But that's not why I can't eat dog meat, is it? Don't you think pigs are spiritual? Dogs have roaring dogs, and pigs have pigs and eight quit, all of which are spiritual. You don't even eat pork? ... so I really can't figure out why the fortune teller said I couldn't eat dog meat! ? Why on earth? ! In fact, the answer is-the old fortune teller said that it was not reliable. Can you get the right result by proving an untenable proposition? Go back and think about what the old man said-your boy is rich and powerful, but you can't eat dog meat in the future. First, my mother is superstitious. I can't be fascinated by superstitious things, nor can I believe them. Fortunately, I have always believed them for so many years. There's nothing I can do. Every time I meet a meal with dog meat, my mother always looks at my chopsticks. If she goes to the wrong place, she says-you can't eat dog meat. Over the years, I have formed a conditioned reflex. Speaking of dog meat, I don't think I can eat dog meat. Sadness. Question 2: You said I was rich. If I don't work hard to make money, can I be rich or expensive?
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