The lines from Huang Hong's sketch "Shoe Spikes"? (complete)

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Gong Hanlin: Hello! Oh, ma'am! I have some good news for you. Our business license has been approved! Yes, yes, you just need to hammer a nail into the wall and you are ready to open! Yes yes yes I will buy nails now!

(pause) No! I must buy this nail myself! If you are sincere, your business will be prosperous. BYEBYE!

(Singing) Buy a nail Buy a nail Buy... Wow!

Huang Hong: I mean, you are so excited, are you going to get married?

Gong Hanlin: No! Our company is about to open, I wish you congratulations!

Huang Hong: What congratulations are you giving me for opening the business? If you want to repair shoes here, that is a sign of care for me.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, do these shoes still need to be repaired?

Huang Hong: What are these shoes like?

Gong Hanlin: I bought them in Leather City for more than a thousand yuan!

Huang Hong: A pair?

Gong Hanlin: One!

Huang Hong: Nowadays, these shoes are all about... machines?

Gong Hanlin: It’s a foreign brand

Huang Hong: Don’t tell me that domestic products are cheap and durable, especially our Wenzhou shoes, which can’t be glued or glued.

Huang Hong: p>

Gong Hanlin: I just want to ask where you can find nails nearby?

Huang Hong: Go right at the T-intersection ahead (yes!) Go left when you see the T-intersection (yes!) There is a hardware store just past the T-intersection

Gong Hanlin: Go right at the T-intersection ahead Go left, then go right at the T-junction, then go left at the T-junction, then... doesn't he have nails?

(laughing) Old man!

Huang Hong: Why are you back?

Gong Hanlin: I’m just buying a few nails here

Huang Hong: Sorry, not selling!

Gong Hanlin: Don’t you have nails?

Huang Hong: There are nails. I am a shoe repairman. I am not selling nails!

Gong Hanlin: Why doesn’t the shoe repairman sell nails?

Huang Hong: I’m just saying this to you, you young man doesn’t understand the rules.

Gong Hanlin: Why don’t I understand the rules?

Huang Hong: Can you buy slippers in the bathhouse?

Gong Hanlin: No.

Huang Hong: Can you go to that restaurant and buy a big spoon?

Gong Hanlin: No.

Huang Hong: Can you go to the Public Security Bureau to buy a pistol?

Gong Hanlin: No.

Huang Hong: Can you go to the shoe stall to buy nails?

Gong Hanlin: No.

Huang Hong: That’s right!

Gong Hanlin: According to you, don’t all shoe repairmen sell nails?

Huang Hong: I don’t care whether others sell them or not. I don’t sell them! I'm not bragging to you. Three generations of shoe-repairers have never sold a single nail.

The shoe-repairing shoe-setters sell their craftsmanship. This is called Dao'er!

Gong Hanlin: Oh, my old comrade, what kind of age are you still adhering to this way? Now you can do whatever you want to make money. Look, the pedicure shop opposite has now been converted into a beauty salon!

Huang Hong: Yes! It’s the same pedicure knife, instead of digging out corns, it’s now used to open double eyelids.

Gong Hanlin: Think about it carefully. It only costs 5 yuan to remove a corn, and 500 yuan to remove a double eyelid. The price goes up as soon as you move from the bottom to the top.

Huang Hong: The price has gone up, but my eyes can’t see. Those double eyelids look like corns.

Gong Hanlin: Don’t be jealous just by how much money someone makes

Huang Hong: She’s jealous. I’m worried about athlete’s foot on her eyes

Gong Hanlin: Why do you have athlete's foot on your eyes

Huang Hong: I mean his money is not earned in a regular manner

Gong Hanlin: Why is it so irregular

Huang Hong: Look, there are a lot of hair salons on the street. I can’t find a serious wedding photographer. I can’t find a serious photographer. I take a picture and don’t give it to the bottom. He said that the copyright belongs to him. I have grown sixty for this look. The copyright will be returned to him next year. I'm telling you this. Every profession has its own way.

Gong Hanlin: Yes

Huang Hong: The doctor's way is to prescribe the right medicine. Just to get a cold and let someone do a CT scan for two bucks

The school's policy is to teach students well, but if students are just a few points short of the exam, they can't try to charge parents in some way

It's from farmers. Tao'er has to plant the land well, not to waste the crops just to do small business

Gong Hanlin: I know

Huang Hong: Three hundred and sixty lines of practice are all cultivated by Tao'er The thing about shoes is to repair them and not sell them (stumbling)

(Oh my god) Nails!

Gong Hanlin: Okay, don’t tell me so many nonsense. How much does your nail cost?

Huang Hong: Five yuan per pound

Gong Hanlin: Here If you buy three nails for fifty yuan, will you sell them

Huang Hong: Take it yourself

Gong Hanlin: It’s over, I don’t believe there are still nails that can’t be bought with money.

Let me tell you that some people say that money can make the devil push the grindstone, but I think money can make the grindstone push the ghost.

As long as I have money, I can buy anywhere in the world. Air

As long as I have money, I can silence the living. As long as I have money, I can make the dead breathe! Three nails for one hundred dollars!

Huang Hong: Just wait a moment

Gong Hanlin: Don’t give me a tip

Huang Hong: Listen to me, if you need nails, you can take them.

Gong Hanlin: Yes

Huang Hong: I don’t want the money

Gong Hanlin: What do you mean

Huang Hong: In other words, this nail I can give it to you and never sell it!

Gong Hanlin: Wow! ! ! Today I am using money to buy nails for the sake of profit. If you don’t want my money, I won’t want your nails!

Huang Hong: No, why are you so awkward?

Gong Hanlin: You are the one making things awkward for me

Huang Hong: Why do you want this nail?

Gong Hanlin: Nail the license on the wall.

Huang Hong: Can’t you just take this nail back and hammer it in?

Gong Hanlin: Then why should I ask for your nails for nothing?

Huang Hong: This is not a free request. Your company opens today, these three nails are considered as a congratulatory gift to you.

Gong Hanlin: Comrades have all heard it. Are there any nails given as gifts for the opening of the company? Some people are happy when their company opens, but my company is hit with a setback when it opens!

Huang Hong: Do you want this nail?

Gong Hanlin: I don’t want it!

Huang Hong: Don’t pull me down and refuse to give it to me

Gong Hanlin: If you don’t give it to me, I won’t give it to you. If you don’t give it to me, I have a way. Aren’t you going to sell me nails?

Huang Hong: Yes

Gong Hanlin: I......... spike my shoes

Huang Hong: I'm sorry these new shoes don't have spikes

Gong Hanlin : Haha, if the new shoes don’t have nails, I’ll add a forefoot pull.

Huang Hong: That’s okay

Gong Hanlin: I don’t believe I can’t get you a few nails

Huang Hong: Let’s be clear. You can’t nail the soles of new shoes with glue.

Gong Hanlin: You are deliberately trying to make things difficult for me. Let me tell you that I am a donkey-tempered person

< p>If you make me angry, I will kick your stall away

Huang Hong: Dare! I also tell you, I have seen donkeys with bad tempers. Before I repaired shoes, I shod donkeys!

Gong Hanlin: Okay, now let me ask you one more question: Are these shoes studded or not?

Huang Hong: New shoes are not studded!

Gong Hanlin: If the new shoes are not nailed, if the new shoes are not nailed, I will turn them into old shoes!

(Hit Huang Hong with a hammer and bring it over to repair it carefully)

Gong Hanlin: Hey, hey, why don’t you nail it?

Huang Hong: Young man, sit down. . Boy, I've been nailing shoes here for thirty years, and today is the last day. I didn't tell you just now that tomorrow this place will become a car trading market. I feel bad if you ask me to move! I'm sorry, young man, I've caused trouble for you on this big day.

Gong Hanlin: No, no, no, I’m the one causing trouble for you.

Huang Hong: I will make trouble for you,

Gong Hanlin: I will make trouble for you,

Huang Hong: I will make trouble for you,

Gong Hanlin: I’m causing trouble for you,

Huang Hong: Young man, listen to me, it’s not you making trouble for me and it’s not me making trouble for you, it’s because of the car trading market that I I feel uncomfortable!

Gong Hanlin: This car trading market! I drove it.

(Silence...)

Gong Hanlin: I’m sorry, the shoes are not repaired (pulling Huang Hong’s sleeve) Hey, hey, old man, don’t be sad

As soon as my car trading market opens, I will hire you immediately. Come to my place and I will hire you. I will hire you

Fix car tires! It’s like repairing shoes for cars

Huang Hong: Aren’t you kidding me? You were pulling nails out and I was driving nails in. If you fix me, I’ll vent your anger on you every day

Gong Hanlin: No, I don’t want you to keep working. As long as you keep this stall for me, I will be at ease

Huang Hong: Thank you, young man, don’t worry about me. No matter how many people ride in the car, there must be a shoe repairman. ! You have to walk down the aisle to put it on

Gong Hanlin: I’m so sorry (after putting it on) it’s very comfortable

Huang Hong: It’s just a bit of craftsmanship

Gong Hanlin: Yes

Huang Hong: Young man, I am also a bit too stubborn as an old man. I'll sell you these three nails.

Gong Hanlin: No, just give it to me

Huang Hong: Okay!

Gong Hanlin: Old man, I can see your professional ethics from these three nails.

Huang Hong: I dare not speak of virtue, but this is the Tao. Young man, if you want to keep your stall, first keep your way.

Gong Hanlin: Yes!

Huang Hong: I’m leaving!

Gong Hanlin: Goodbye!