Teasing little brother's routine sentences

What are the routines that tease my little brother? I collected some routine words about how to tease my little brother. Let's go and have a look.

Let's make fun of the little brother's routine sentences first

1. "I always do things as sure as a gun."

"Huh?"

"All you need is a kiss."

2. "Are we polite in China?"

"yes."

"Then I'll give you a gift. Should you give me a present, too? "

"Yes ..."

"Then I like you. You should like me, right? "

3. (stand hand)

"Hey, you lack me in your life."

"Will you like me?"

"no"

"Shall I teach you?"

"Piggy Peggy

..... I deserve you. "

4. Some skills are universal. For example, boys like to listen to girls praise themselves. "Wow, you are amazing, how do you know so much ..." In my impression, Taiwan Province girls and Japanese girls often say this in TV dramas, and boys really like it.

Sometimes when teasing boys, we should make different teasing methods according to their different personalities. For example, the boy you like is introverted and shy. For this kind of boy, there is a trick that works: you keep staring at his face. The first time he asked you why you ignored him, the second time he asked you why you continued to ignore him. When he asked for the third time, you said: I have never seen such a good-looking boy. Make sure he blushes and his heart beats.

6. Allergic to some common foods. I was eating shabu-shabu at work that day He said he didn't eat coriander, not because he hated it, but because he was afraid of allergies. I said you have so many allergies! So you're not allergic to anything. Colleague replied: Here you are!

7. Will you like me? A: 1, No.2, right. If the other person answers: No, you can go on to say: Never mind, if not, I can teach you.

8. "I have nothing to talk about with you." "In addition to falling in love."

9. "The first time I saw you, I thought you looked like a person." "Like my future girlfriend/boyfriend."

10. Say to her: Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, do you know which star I like? Of course she doesn't know. Then he said, Gao Yuanyuan, do you know why? Because the girl I like also has a round word in her name. Note: Change different stars according to their names.

1 1. Please find out the repetition of this article. "Do you like me?" Repeat: Yes.

12. I'm lost, meowed. ""You should be most familiar with this road. " "How to get to your heart? "

13. "Let me tell you what he/she looks like that I like?" "Now turn on the front camera of the mobile phone and you can see him/her."

14. "Actually, my date is very nice, very cute, very cute." "Yes, my object is good. Good for dogs. Good for cats. I will be better to you in the future. "

15. "I went for a checkup today, and the doctor said I was short of zinc, iron and calcium." "No wonder I can't sleep recently. I didn't understand it when I was in the hospital. " "Now that I see you, I understand." "Because: I lack you."

16. You have gained weight again, which is good. There is another circle where I can like you.

17.M: I found someone secretly loves you! Woman: Who is it? Man: Me.

Second, how to anger Han?

1. Show yourself

Often taking selfies or showing your beautiful side in a circle of friends shows that you are doing well at present. Go out to play and let your best friend have a good look at you. There are no boys. As for how to take pictures gracefully.

Pick up hot chicks pack to force, Liao Han more pack to force. Girls are often in the position of being chased. Then why should I chase you? Smell? Appearance? Connotation? These can be reflected through the deliberate decoration of the circle of friends. If you don't start today, you can talk about it in detail later: how to gracefully force yourself in a circle of friends.

Pretend to be reserved

Friends circle occasionally praises interaction. If he doesn't send a lot of friends, he will occasionally ask him some questions and ask him if he is okay. You have developed an affair, so you can talk to him about some troubles in your work and life. The premise is that you talk to him and he responds positively to you. When you are cold, you will return to the first step. If you improve yourself inside and outside, you will have the capital to exert yourself. (If you meet someone with 4000 friends in my circle of friends, give up ...)

On WeChat, you have to interact with him to show that you care about him, let him care about you, care about him, and show that you have a chance. But you can't be too active and too attentive, and the man will find it easy to get and not cherish it. You just want to hang him and ignore him for a while. Suddenly looking for him.

3. You love me.

When the language begins to be ambiguous, when there will be a flicker or a special address, reply in time. At this time, you will be in a state of excitement and sensitivity, and you will be uneasy if you can't see the other party's reply. Be calm at this stage, just look at the speed of the other party's reply on the same frequency and keep the feeling of * * *. Try talking late into the night. You can try all night. Being able to stay up late to communicate, on the one hand, shows that two people care about each other, on the other hand, it also shows that there are topics to talk about all night, laying the foundation for getting along in the future. What a painful realization it is to have nothing to say after being together

If possible, communicate by phone or WeChat voice. Phonetics will be more authentic, language will be more emotional, typing will have time to think, and too many things will be hidden. After all, falling in love should return to reality.

Throw stones and ask for directions

Find an opportunity to say to each other after spending the night: Recently, a boy asked you out every day. What should you ask him? Unless you are an old hand in love, or a fool in love, you will generally be stopped directly or indirectly. Make the other person nervous. At the same time, look at each other's minds and see if there is any meaning of further development. How to judge? Seeing each other's nervousness, most girls understand.

Waiting for the rabbit

I have determined each other's mind, only need to pierce the last piece of paper. Don't worry, wait for special days such as Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day. If the other party is interested, you know. If you are really stupid, you can take the initiative to say: I don't want to be alone on Valentine's Day. How about we be lovers for a day? Or April Fool's Day fake confession. Really can't touch the sky. Just as you are talking, let your best friend fan the flames in the narration: Are you in love? Is it XX's boyfriend? We're fine. Don't bully her. If the other person really doesn't understand, you should consider whether to change people.