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All Alice in Alice College

NO 1。 Shiori Sakura citrus:

Age: ten years old

Birthday: 65438+1 October1

Constellation: Capricorn

Blood type: O type

Special ability system = invalid Alice: invalid Alice is to protect herself.

The heroine of the story, a little girl full of energy at any time, is her main style. It's definitely not her style to do things with perseverance and give up halfway. I like Imai Hotaru, my childhood friend, and I have a good impression of Hyuga Natsume.

The protagonist. Height is higher than 138cm. Weighing 33 kilograms. Hairstyles are usually double ponytails. Relational accent A cheerful personality can infect others. There is a kind of "invalid Alice" that can destroy Alice. Sixth grade, group B, junior. After rescuing the kidnapped jujube, it was upgraded to a star. After knowing him, I began to like red dates. Later, it was found that "stealing Alice" (or "stealing Alice" or "stealing Alice") could take Alice out of others or herself in the form of Alice crystal stone (hereinafter referred to as Alice stone), implant it into Alice stone, and then be forced by the primary school principal. Alice Si Tong is orange. Forced to transfer to the Department of Dangerous Energy by the principal of the primary school.

NO2。 Imai Hotaru

Age: ten years old

Birthday: 65438+1October 25th.

Constellation: Scorpio

Blood type: AB type

Technology Department = Invented Alice: Have a natural ability to invent.

I grew up with the protagonist Shiori Sakura Orange. At the same time, they are also best friends, best friends. They have extraordinary brains and superb skills, and have the title of talented girls. Their personalities are also extreme, giving people a cool feeling. Their words are often mixed with arrogance, and sometimes their harsh tone can easily hurt others. However, they are never vague in their inventions and creations, and they are also money worshippers. The surface is very mean to oranges, but actually attaches great importance to oranges, which is a typical type of external cooling and internal heating.

Height 139cm. Weighing 33 kilograms. Citrus's best friend. He has a bad mouth and likes money and food. There is an "Inventor Alice" who can invent incredible things, and her works are well received by foreign companies. Deputy monitor of the sixth grade in Group B of the primary school. Technology department. Samsung, cadre candidate. Alice Si Tong is blue and purple. I'm worried about the oranges forced out by the primary school principal.

Third. Hyuga Natsume

Age: ten years old

Birthday:165438+1October 27th.

Constellation: Sagittarius

Blood type: type B.

Alice: You can use fire at any time.

This is our No.1 hero, and our heroine, Shiori Sakura Orange, who are enemies and natural enemies. He is a top student with outstanding learning ability and excellent grades. However, he is always taciturn and keeps a low profile. He is an iceberg for thousands of years, and he hardly contacts anyone except his best friend Nai Liu Mu. However, he seems to have a lot of secrets hidden in him, and he is an indifferent mysterious teenager. I like Shiori Sakura tangerines, but I always keep them in my heart for fear that they will get hurt.

Height is higher than 140cm. Weighing 34.5 kilograms, it is cold outside and soft inside. There is a kind of "flame Alice", which can generate and manipulate flames freely, and it is a type of "shortened service life every time". Forced to enter the college and dangerous ability to protect the sunflower department. Wearing a black cat-shaped "Alice complete mask" when performing tasks, commonly known as "black cat". Too many tasks, weak body. Sixth grade, group B, junior. Cadre students, members of the student union. In the early days, I closed my heart to people outside my good friend's shelf. Later, I was changed by oranges and opened my heart to oranges and friends. At first, citrus was usually called "water drop". In the fifth grade, he was a partner of Citrus. I have come to like oranges. Alice Si Tong is red. After rescuing Kwai, he stayed in the academy to protect oranges. I'm worried about the oranges forced out by the primary school principal.

Fourth place. Naim Liu Jia

Age: ten years old

Birthday: March 65438, 2006

Constellation: Pisces

Blood type: O type

System Department = Animal Hormone Alice: Let animals listen to themselves, so I love animals very much.

It seems weak, but it has a special ability to communicate with animals. He is always accompanied by small animals. At the same time, he also regards animals as his good friends and loves them. As a friend of Japan, he may be influenced by them, seldom talk (because he doesn't want to be happy alone when jujube hurts), and likes to communicate with animals. Similarly, I like oranges.

Height 140cm. It weighs 35 kilograms. Jujube is a good friend of animals, and it has the favorite "animal hormone Alice". Sixth grade, group B, junior. Constitution department. Samsung. I often hold a rabbit, which is called a floating rabbit by oranges. I have come to like oranges. Alice Si Tong is milky white. I'm worried about oranges and dates forced by the primary school principal.

Content:

The girl orange followed her friend firefly, who transferred to school, to Alice College, which specializes in teaching "Alice" ability. After teacher Minghai discovered her ability, she was admitted to school. Because of the dispute with her classmates, she became an orange without a star, made friends with others and started a crazy life of making mistakes at school. ...

★ Corydalis masuda

1 1 year

5/3 1 student

Gemini

Type b

Orange's classmate.

Self-proclaimed President of Jujube and Drifting Fans Association. Is a veritable anthomaniac.

Constitution Department = Alice (dog and cat constitution)

Height 140cm. Weighing 36 kilograms. Alice, who has the same super sense of smell, intuition and quadruped walking ability as cats and dogs, will produce the same ears and whiskers as cats and dogs when using Alice. Sixth grade, group B, junior. I like dates and ribbons. I am the chairman of the fan club. I hated oranges at first, but then I got along very well. Citrus and KokoroYome-kun call it a "perm". Constitution department. Two stars. Alice Si Tong is red.

★ Teacher Minghai

27 years old

8/ 10 students

Le Signe du Lion

O type

Alice's mandarin teacher.

The head teacher of Citrus.

Physique Department = Human Hormone Alice: It can attract other Alice owners to sleep.

Height 179cm. There is a "hormonal constitution Alice" that can capture men and women. Alice will faint if she is given to children with low immunity. A teacher in the form system, who teaches Chinese, is the head teacher of Group B in the primary school, commonly known as "Ming". Alice Si Tong is pink and purple. I have a crush on pomelo fragrance. I love oranges, and I'm worried about being forced by the primary school principal.

★ Tobita Yu

1 1 year

6/ 14 students

Gemini

Type a

He is a good friend of Mandarin and Takegawa Hotaru.

The chairman of the orange class. She looks and sounds like a woman.

"Potential ability system" = hallucinatory Alice: it makes people hallucinate.

Height 138cm. Weighing 32.5kg, there is an illusion, Alice, which can make others see hallucinations. The sixth grade monitor of Group B in the primary school, with excellent grades. Potential ability department. Samsung, cadre candidate. I fell in love with oranges at first sight Alice stone is emerald green.

★ Teacher Mao

27 years old

9/3 of the students

virgo

Type a

Alice's biology teacher.

"Technology Department" = Alice of Plant Manipulation

Height 18 1cm. Minghai's good friend. There is a "plant cultivation Alice", which can cultivate new plant varieties. Technology teacher, teaching biology. Alice Si Tong is blue-green.

★ Teacher Yamada Serina

29 years old

2/ 12 students

Aquarius constellation

AB type

English teacher at Alice College.

"Potential Ability System" = Alice with clairvoyance.

There is a clairvoyant Alice who can see things in the distance through a crystal ball. Potential ability teacher, teaching English. Alice Si Tong is rose, purple and blue.

★ Shenye teacher

38 years old

12/24 students

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

AB type

Alice's arithmetic teacher.

"Potential Ability System" = Alice of Ray

There is a "lightning Alice" who can generate and manipulate lightning freely. She will use Alice to punish students who break the order. Teacher of potential department, teaching mathematics, chief supervisor of primary school.

★ Ogasawara Nonoko

10 years old

9/26 students

libra

Type a

Orange's classmate

"technical department" = Alice of chemistry (note: some strange chemicals are often made)

There is an "incredible drug Alice" that can make strange drugs. Grade five, group B, junior. Technology department. A star. Alice Si Tong is pink. I like the teacher in the cave.

★ Umenomiya Anna

nine years old

Two thirds of the students

fishes

Type a

Orange's classmate

"technical department" = Alice who cooks (note: she often cooks strange dishes)

Nooko's good friend. There is an "incredible food Alice" that can make strange dishes. Grade five, group B, junior. Technology department. A star. Alice Si Tong is pink. I like the teacher in the cave.

★ Ando wing

14 years old

7/ 15 students

Cancer constellation

O type

The predecessor of the special functional orange.

"Dangerous Ability System" = Alice manipulating the shadow (because after Huadian incident, she was forced to become a dangerous system to protect oranges)

Height 165cm. Senior orange. There is a shadow that can control their actions by stepping on the shadows of other things. The third grade of middle school. Special abilities department. It turned out that Samsung once scolded the teacher for being used by the college and was fined two stars. Zhou Juyi also stamped a "fine ticket" on his face under his left eye.

★ Ruosongmei Xueyuantian

14 years old

6/ 14 students

Gemini

Type b

The predecessor of the special functional orange.

"Special abilities department" = Alice in two places.

Height 159cm. Orange's school sister, Ah Rong's good friend. There is a "avatar Alice" that can create a large number of avatars, and the limit is 1 day. The third grade of middle school. Special abilities department. I'm worried about the oranges forced out by the primary school principal.

★ Otonashi Yura

12 years old

Four quarters of the students.

Aries constellation

AB type

Orange's classmate

"Potential ability system" = Alice of divination (doing some strange actions to help mandarin oranges divination is to make mandarin oranges miserable)

Former classmate of Citrus. There is a "divining Alice" who can know distant things and predict the future. Technical secondary school 1 grade. Potential ability department.

★ Hijiri Youichi

3 years old

4/ 13 students

Aries constellation

Group a students in primary school.

Very close to jujube

"Dangerous Ability System" = Call Alice whose evil spirits become bigger and smaller at any time (after eating Gulliver's candy in the Plant Princess Temple incident).

Known as "Xiaoyang" (or translated as "Xiaoyangyi"). Have the "Call the Evil Spirit Alice" that can call the evil spirit, and feel the "negative spirit" of others. The primary department is group A. The dangerous ability department is commonly known as "devil messenger". A star. After eating firefly's transformed candy, the child changed from 3 years old to 13 years old. Because of the side effects of candy, she couldn't restore her prototype, so she put on special clothes with 70% elasticity, thus getting a "special physique Alice" whose body can grow or contract at will. I'm worried about the oranges forced out by the primary school principal.

★ Ibaragi Nobara

13 years old

9/4 of the students

virgo

Type a

It seems that I have a dual personality, and I like oranges very much, but at the same time I am afraid of being annoyed by oranges. After the Huadian incident, I feel I can't talk to oranges anymore. Currently taking care of pai.

"Dangerous Capacity Department" = Alice of Ice (known as "Ice Princess")

Also translated as orchids. There is a kind of "ice Alice", which can make and manipulate ice and snow freely. Second year of middle school. The punishment troops of the department of dangerous ability, commonly known as "Snow Girl" and "Ice Princess" (or translated as "Ice Ji"), were avoided by other students as much as possible, so they became withdrawn and introverted. Make friends with oranges by mistake. I'm worried about the oranges forced out by the primary school principal.

★ Maori Leo

23 years old

8/20 students

Le Signe du Lion

Type b

A graduate of Alice College. Anti-academic person

World superstar.

"Ministry of Constitution" = Harmony of Voice

Also translated by Li Maoling Yang. Minghai's junior, Hollywood star, member of Zero. There is a kind of "phonetic pheromone Alice", which can control other people's thoughts and actions through voice and brainwash others. Constitution department. I don't understand why Minghai, who should have opposed the academy, became a teacher of the academy. Once, I kidnapped Zizyphus jujuba and tried to get him into Z, but was blocked by oranges and violets.

★ Beruson/Mask/Mask (nickname: Mask Man)

4/ 13 students

Aries constellation

A teacher at Alice College. The teacher of the dangerous ability department.

I don't know his face.

Dates are difficult to handle.

There is a kind of "Alice carved by death", which can emit substances that corrode the body and lead to death in serious cases. The teacher in the Department of Dangerous Ability wears a mask (only covering her eyes) and many ornaments made by Alice, who has the strongest defense ability. Take "Qin Sheng" as the pen name of the teacher. When I was a child, I was reviled by others because of Alice's danger, and I was locked in the underground cell of Princess Flower Hall, so I became lonely and hated others. Loyal to the primary school principal after being rescued. The left ear is wearing an earring from the headmaster of the primary school, which is inlaid with a special seal stone for Alice to protect it from her own Alice. In the Princess Flower Hall, it is called "the king of masks" (or translated as "the king of masks" and "the king of faces"). Because the earrings were damaged by Alice of mandarin oranges and eroded by her own Alice, she bears a grudge against mandarin oranges.

★ Teacher Noda

32 years old

8/ 15 students

Le Signe du Lion

Type a

A history teacher at Alice College Middle School.

There are also teachers in the department of special abilities.

"Special ability system" = Alice with time warp

Known as "Noda Yoshihiko". There is an "Alice in Time" that can travel to the past and the future, which is a form of "ability to live long". Special teacher, head teacher of secondary department. Alice Si Tong is light green.

★ KokoroYome-kun

nine years old

3/ 18 students

fishes

AB type

Orange's classmate, Zheng Tian's childhood friend Corydalis.

Very personal, always smiling, even when angry. It is said that when I first came to the Academy, I was completely expressionless, thanks to Masaadeh's "help".

"Potential Ability Department" = Alice who can read minds.

Always smiling but with a bad mouth, unrestrained, unrestrained. Alice is a mind reader. Grade five, group B, junior. Potential ability department. A star. When I was a child, I was Violet's partner.

★ it is necessary.

13 years old

116 students

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

O type

Wing's good friend, sickly, almost all in hospital, the owner of the bear, the image of Prince Charming.

"Technology Department" = Alice who injected soul into Muppets.

Wing's good friend, a bear. It is a form of "making Alice Muppets", which can make Muppets and inject soul into them, and each use will shorten their life. Grade three, group b, middle school. Technology department. Because I am very weak, I usually need to stay in the affiliated hospital of the Academy.

★ Tonouchi Akira

18 years old

6/ 14 students

Gemini

O type

I like women, but I am still a reliable senior.

"Special ability" = increase Alice.

The seniors of oranges are commonly known as "temples". Alice, who can enhance others' Alice, is often invited by the college to work outside the college. College 1 grade. Samsung, cadre candidate, representative of special ability department, member of student union. Alice stone is a blue-purple eggplant shape. I'm worried about the oranges forced out by the primary school principal.

★ Imai Chang

18 years old

4/2 1 student

Taurus constellation

O type

Imai Hotaru's brother.

"Potential ability system" = cure Alice, pain Alice.

Star class is a cadre student. College 1 grade. 19 years old. Firefly's brother and firefly are very similar in character and interest. There are "Healing Alice" which can heal the injury, "Pain Alice" whose memory pain is transferred to a third person, and two kinds of Alice. Representative of potential department, former vice chairman of student union, member of student union. Because of his close relationship with the father of citrus pomelo in group A of primary school, he was monitored by the academy. At first, the relationship with fireflies was cold, but later it improved. I was called by the principal of the primary school to practice in Group B of the primary school. She was instructed by the headmaster of the higher education department to protect oranges, and she was worried about being persecuted by the headmaster of the primary education department.

★ Sakurano Hideyoshi

17 years old

1/26 students

Aquarius constellation

AB type

"Potential Ability System" = teleport Alice, intuition Alice

There are three kinds of Alice, including "teleportation Alice" that can be teleported to other places and "intuition Alice" with strong intuition. College 1 grade. Potential ability department. Cadre students, former president of student union, general representative of college, member of student union. Alice Si Tong is blue-green. Because of his close relationship with the father of citrus pomelo in group A of primary school, he was monitored by the academy. I was called by the principal of the primary school to practice in Group B of the primary school. She was instructed by the headmaster of the higher education department to protect oranges, and she was worried about being persecuted by the headmaster of the primary education department.

★ Fox Eye Jun

10 years old

Four quarters of the students.

Aries constellation

O type

"Potential Capability System" = Alice in Flotation

There is a floating Alice who can make her body float in mid-air. KokoroYome-kun's good friend. Grade five, group B, junior. Potential ability department. A star. Easy to get along with people.

★ Glasses Jun

14 years old

7/30 students

Le Signe du Lion

AB type

"Special ability system" = Alice possessed by soul.

A Rong's good friend. Alice, she has a soul. She can go in and out of her body freely and attach herself to other things. Special abilities department.

★ Brother Masada

Zheng Tian's brother.

Claiming to be a perfect match with Takegawa Hotaru.

Students in the second-level department.

★ Xiong (Mr. Xiong)

7 years old

12/25 students

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Have a strange appearance

Known as the "watcher of the forest"

It is said to be the strongest monster in the northern forest.

A bear who loves freedom and nothingness.

The first puppet He Sheng asked his senior to make was dumb and violent to others, but he was a loyal puppet. When he asked his senior to be seriously ill, he tried every means to sacrifice himself and return his soul to his master. He finally stopped under the explanation of the senior, was moved by the sincere treatment of orange, and became friends with orange from then on.

★ Giant chicken

Due to the sudden change of chemical reaction (usually supplied by drift frame)

A big, fat chicken, I personally think it's cute.

★ Robot Gao Qiao

Primary school housekeeper robot.

Single-handedly responsible for serving, cleaning, room allocation and other household chores.

★ Hyuuga Aoi

nine years old

5/ 12 students

Taurus constellation

Type b

Jujube's sister. There is a kind of "flame Alice" that can generate and manipulate flames freely. It is a form of "short-lived ability". It's not Alice now. At the age of seven, she unconsciously caught the experimental "Alice Amplifier" in Berceau, which was placed in front of her window, causing Alice to lose control and burn down her village. Not only did Alice run out, but the side effects of Alice's booster also made her lose her vision and memory. After that, I lived in the underground cell of Princess Flower Hall, and immediately became friends with Citrus. Later, he was rescued by tangerine, entered the affiliated hospital of the college, received Alice's treatment to restore his memory and vision, and left the college to go home with his father.

Name: Sunflower (ひゅぅがぁ).

Identity: Hyuga Natsume's sister in the cartoon has not appeared in the animation so far. Locked up in disguise, threatening jujube to serve the academy. The naive and cheerful Alice has a flame, but she lost her ability to be Alice because of violent escape. She is blind, has amnesia, and only regards Pearl Sauzee as her family. However, with the help of oranges and others, he regained his sight and memory and left Alice College.

Friends: Shiori Sakura mandarin orange, Naimu Liu Jia, Imai Hotaru, etc.

Koizumi yue

Gender: Female

Alice: Soul-sucking

Appearance: sausage lips

Personality: sinister and vicious

Camouflage age: 10 years old

Real age: 30 years old

Identity: Organizer of Alice Academy, classmate of Shiori Sakura Citrus Mother.

Introduction:

A new female transfer student named Koizumi Yue came to the Mandarin class. Teacher Minghai said that she was too weak to use Alice casually. Koizumi wanted to sit next to Jujube, but Jujube didn't agree to let Wenhua go. Koizumi coughed up blood and scared Wenhua to beg for dates. Finally, jujube can only agree. Koizumi's Alice seems to be a bit like teacher Minghai's hormone, which will attract people around her and make some boys in the class very disgusted with oranges and puzzled. Later, Koizumi stuck to Hyuga Natsume, and Zao was disgusted. She told her to get out, and she flashed a slap in the face with a terrible expression. Then she pretended to be a good girl. But in fact, Koizumi Yue is her mother's classmate at Alice College. She hates Anji pomelo fragrance, and she retaliates against it because she is the daughter of pomelo fragrance. Koizumi Yue and pomelo Xiang belong to the same college. Of course, they know each other, and they are the teachers and sisters of Minghai. Junichiro Koizumi is also working for the college. When Junichiro Koizumi came to class for the first time, Minghai said, "It's really jujube. I noticed it so early." After all, Jujube was organized by the college, and I should have noticed the bad intention of Alice Junichiro Koizumi, so I immediately changed my attitude and didn't resist Junichiro Koizumi beside her, otherwise the tangerine would be dangerous. Junichiro Koizumi used Alice for his classmates, so that at the sports meeting, his team members even attacked Junichiro Koizumi and senior wing together with Junichiro Koizumi. Finally, Junichiro Koizumi finally stood up and fought Juno, and Alice, who was stolen and ineffective, broke out to protect herself and her companions. Juno's plot was known to his classmates, and Juno and his classmates got back together. However, Juno became more isolated.

Recently, Junichiro Koizumi, inspired by the principal of a primary school, frequently threatened Orange, whose partner was about to leave, saying that as long as Orange obeyed the principal, others would be safe. What will oranges do?

An Ji You lane

30 years old

7/ 14 students

Cancer constellation

O type

Special powers = stealing Alice.

Minghai's sister, Orange's mother, and Zero's member. There is also "stealing Alice". You can take Alice out of others or yourself in the form of Alice crystal stone, and then implant Alice crystal stone into your body. Special abilities department. When I was in high school, I thought that Citrus's father was killed by a schemer in the academy and had an argument with the headmaster of the primary school. I implanted Alice, who was not clear for the time being, into the principal of the primary school and escaped from the college. She has been hunted by the principal of the primary school. After giving birth to an orange, let her be someone else's adopted daughter, and she entered Z Alice, who stole the monitor, and the students in No.2 Middle School in the "Alice Lost Incident". When they sneaked into Z's base area, they betrayed Z with Shiki and helped them, so that they were organized to kill them. Alice, who was later stolen, was returned to the students through Minghai. Knowing that the orange was in danger, she went through the "cave" and rushed to the higher authorities of the academy, very worried about being persecuted by the principal of the primary school.

Miyazono Yuri

14 years old

9/ 1 student

virgo

Type a

"Constitution Department" = female hormone Alice

Liu Jia's sister. There is a "female hormone Alice" that can capture women. The third grade of middle school. Constitution department. Although very popular with women, I just want to be an ordinary girl. The Garden Club has 1 Flower Princess (or Plant Princess), alias "Ruo Zhu Jun".

Maktaira Hayate

15 years old

2/ 17 students

Aquarius constellation

O type

"Hazard Capability System" = Alice in the air

There is a kind of "Alice in the air" that can manipulate the air freely. The third grade of middle school. Penalty power of the department of hazardous capacity. Commonly known as "skunk" and "air messenger". Hate dating. I like fireflies and call her "cool blue sky".

Yamanouchi Shizune

18 years old

4/ 12 students

Aries constellation

"Technical Department" = Alice in timbre

Have a "tone Alice" that can control the actions of other things through sound. College 1 grade. Cadre students, representatives of technical department, members of student union. The number one flower princess in the Garden Club is called "Swallow Flower". Teaching practice of group b in primary school.

Zhou Juyi

17 years old

10/2 students

libra

Type b

"Dangerous ability" = curse Alice

Someone who gives wings a "free throw line" There is also "curse Alice", and "curse smoke" is spit out from the mouth. When the smoke comes into contact with others, it will become lettering and penetrate into the skin, which can make them feel pain through lettering. Senior grade three. The punishment unit of dangerous ability department is commonly known as "curse". I like some boys above technical secondary school, including wing.

Yakumo Hajime

18 years old

10/9 students

libra

AB type

"Danger Capability System" = Alice was spotted by an insect.

There is a kind of "insect Alice" that can control insects freely. College 1 grade. The punishment power of the dangerous ability department is commonly known as "worm messenger"

deputy head

25 years old

111/student

Scorpius

Type a

Constitution Department = Hair Growth Alice

There is a kind of "hair growth Alice" that can make hair grow. Teacher of physical education department.