Humorous jokes coax girls into saying love words.

Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang, "I'll tell you good news and bad news. Which should I listen to first?" Xiao Zhang: "Bad news." Xiao Li: The good news I want to tell you is false.

Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, who disappeared one day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I'm looking for Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

You obviously like me, but you didn't tell me. "Stop it, I want to be quiet." "Who's quiet?" "You fucking tell me who it is first.

Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to the paper!" "The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied," Nima, I said grass is tasteless. "One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word" stupid "was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it still needs funding. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

Someone went to Shanghai on business and lost a dollar in the street. The policeman said, "We will definitely help you find it." When the man went again in January, the street where he lost his money was dug up to build a road. He couldn't help sighing that "Shanghai is the truth."

One day, an ant was sunbathing when suddenly he saw an elephant coming slowly. He got up and straightened his front legs, and the rabbit next to him asked what you were doing. The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~ Keep your voice down and watch me kick him".

2, coax girls' love words

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

I don't want temporary tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.

My cat is very fur. Can you take care of it for me? ...

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. ...

Please be my baby.

I wonder if loving you is a thoughtful reason.

I want to grow old with you.

Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

1 with you, but I don't want to give anyone a chance! !