Talk about 2020 mocking funny qq space from black.

1. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly; I won't sell this pig. One day Cupid shot the arrow of love into my heart while I was sleeping, and I fell in love with you involuntarily from then on.

3. learn to be strong. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself or cry to himself.

4. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

Be sure to take care of yourself, don't often stay up late surfing the Internet, don't stare at the mobile phone screen with sore eyes, don't skip meals when you are hungry, don't always drink and eat junk food, pay attention to safety when crossing the road, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, remember to take medicine when you have a cold, run more laps, drink more hot water and shed less tears, no one will always care about you, so you should be obedient and take care of yourself.

6. I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall smartly.

7. You are a typical male population lacking female hormones.

8. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

9. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

10. When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is.

1 1. If Columbus had a wife, would he still discover the new continent?

12. I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

13. The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

14. There are so many bright things! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

15. I met a writer's signature: it may seem so, but it may not.

16. Nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!

17. I met a ghost when I met you. I like you, and my brain has been caught countless times.

18. Love is not a trivial matter, but an accumulation of trivial matters.

19. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see it.

20. Many years later. I still remember that winter night, she was covered with big men.

2 1. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

22. You promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with damn onions.

23. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to put customers to sleep.

25. Love can't be separated, and hate can't be easily believed.

26. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be short and regretless.

27. If you think you are an onion, who the fuck will eat you with sauce?

28. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

29. Women will take away your disguise.

30. Let the future come and the past pass.

3 1. On a sweet-scented osmanthus summer night, the moon is like a silver plate; Trees are dancers; The wind is like a skirt. I stood in the water room. White teeth and clear waves, frosty snow, brush your teeth.

32. If you choose to avoid compulsory courses, you will avoid elective courses.

33. Happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and pigs sleep!

34. Why does love always hurt me, so I learned to be lonely and stop expecting.

Without your permission, I will always love.

36. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

37. Those conceited people will crow among the cranes forever. classic quotations

38. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

39. Everyone seems to be in love, leaving me to engage in socialism.

40. Crying will make you laugh one day.

4 1. Is it life or death?

Let's start from the dark.

1. My character has not been unlocked. Don't panic when you cheat, just pretend when you catch it.

You can only find me at night with a grin!

4. Driving at night was photographed unmanned.

5, waiting for the bus at night, people don't stop,

6. You don't need a visa to go to Africa.

7. No matter how you take a picture of me, it's a silhouette.

8. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

9. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

10, like to go out at night, a feeling of wandering.

1 1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

12. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that my mobile phone was scrapped.

13, the famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

14, is my face oily? Reflect light, can't see clearly

15, it is said that you can get three points for handing in a blank piece of paper, which is called clean paper.

16, a more shameless era, that is called excellent psychological quality.

17, I feel so unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

18, it's not terrible to drop the net, what's terrible is to drop it one by one.

19, if you want to leave, I won't stop you, if you want to die, I'll help you!

20. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.

2 1, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

22, wearing a skirt to go out, others think I wear black silk.

23. When soy sauce dripped on me, I couldn't find where it dripped.

24. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will drive that person crazy.

25. Every time I pass by the blackboard, my classmates think my clothes have gone by.

26. Recently, people always ask me whether it's China fever or Africa fever.

27. When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

28. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than paper!

29. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.

30. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

3 1. Turn off the lights with friends. My friend once thought his computer was black.

32, aah! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer!

33, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

35. My friends who play hide-and-seek at night can't find me. In the end, I won.

36. Others are made of amniotic fluid, and I may be made of ink.

37. The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet the foodies at the same table.

38. Why didn't the bad guys attack Xiao Moxian after she had been transformed for so long?

39. I once passed the scene of a fire and was taken away by an ambulance for no reason.

40. Quarrel on QQ is not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.

4 1, go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

42, just don't let fierce Zhang Fei, also don't lose black Li Kui jy, dug coal in Xishan, worked as a thief in Dongshan.

43. There are three possibilities for girls to lose sleep: missing their boyfriends; Miss the boy you secretly love; Eat too much

44. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

45. Today's schoolmates are shorter, more frustrated and more embarrassed.

Crossing the zebra crossing, I appeared, I disappeared, I appeared, I disappeared,,,

47. Your lips are cracked. Forgot to put on lip balm. I put it on my lips. Can I share it with you?

48. One night, I asked the mirror, mirror, mirror, who is the darkest person in the world. The mirror says, who's talking!

49. Grinning at night,,,,,,! Whose false tooth is this? ,,,,,,

50. When the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, Teacher, look at the answers and I'll see if they are right.

5 1. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

52. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.

53. When doing chemical experiments in class, our teacher said: Did the students in the front row buy insurance?

54. I don't envy the little grape pro EXO. I am not blind. How can I not envy! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!

One day, my friend was walking on the road, and suddenly passers-by shouted to my friend in horror: You, your shadow is still alive!

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

57. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia!

58, two schoolmasters, two schoolmasters, college entrance examination, college entrance examination! One didn't write his name and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What an honor! What an honor!

59. Once I went to see the Zen master and asked him: What should I do if I am too dark? The Zen master opened the temple gate, and I said, Zen master, do you want me to open my heart? The Zen master replied, I just want to see where you are.

60. I was still eating cookies when the dormitory lights out in the second year of high school. As a result, the head teacher came in, and I was afraid to make any noise with biscuits in my mouth. Then I saw the head teacher staring at me, and I was even more afraid to move. Then I saw the head teacher coming to my eyes bit by bit, and finally said, Oh, there you are.

Funny space for self-mockery. Tell me about 2020.

1. When I found my wife, I kissed her for three days and nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years? 2. Confucius, sleepless at noon, collapsed at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

Sometimes you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find that you really think too much.

4. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But I waited for many years and didn't wait. . . Awkward.

It's time to be heartless. Don't break your heart now.

6. Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

7. Men are affectionate and women are intentional. I'll go as soon as the light is turned off.

To be honest, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

9. When we get married, we tattoo a ring on our finger, and whoever divorces first will cut off his finger.

10. I am lonely because I hate people.

1 1. University is learning!

12. Last night, I was most afraid of playing with my mobile phone by myself. The whole school was blacked out, and then a white light came from you. ...

13. The weather is fine. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

14. Shout when the road is rough, and make a fool of yourself when the time comes.

15. The greatness of mathematics is that Chinese is mixed with English and Greek letters, and finally it turns out to be Arabic numerals.

16. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

17. At the beginning of life, true colors.

18. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. I think Zhou Yu must be a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him DuDu? It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there, too.

19. There is no doubt that I am your dream lover.

20. Please don't bother me. I'm harassing people.

2 1. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

22. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

When another woman appeared, the oath turned into nonsense.

24. The starry sky at night is like a small spark in the sea, flickering with tiny light spots.

25. The painful and happy days are called youth.

26. You waste air when you live and land when you die.

27. You have the freedom to find any woman you want.

28. mistress, the rest are in the organization.

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

I shaved it for you, not for your palace. It can be cleaned without a few hard hands!

3 1. You are the murderer of sewer blockage. Curse words

32. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

33. Can dogs pretend to be people now?

34. She teaches you to cherish, but you use it to accompany others. You taught him love, but he spent the rest of his life with another person.

35. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

36. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men!

37. I have always had a question in my heart. For so many years, for a whole year, what did Big Wolf do for a living?

38. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

40. I made a coquettish wink with ten thousand lies and shot at you. You notice that in a pool of blood, your scarred body is covered with Cupid's bullets.

4 1. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

Tell me something interesting.

1, the so-called chess player is the picture of mistress and the real challenge, which is very harmonious.

No one is embarrassed to go out without a fat daughter-in-law these days.

A foreigner came to teach English and broke the platform.

Only the beautiful ones are young, and only the ugly ones get acne. ...

5. Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

6. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

7. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles on me after drinking 1 liter shower gel.

8. Don't think about this sacred world with your villain's mentality.

9. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

10, we are brothers. I will help you up when you fall, but wait for me to finish laughing.

1 1. It's not necessarily the cleaner who is holding the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

12, after 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

13, there is a kind of silence, call the old class. ...

14, I'm a nail, I'm afraid of hammers!

15, QQ every day, have you ever thought about the feeling of QQ?

16, the original "husband" is RMB in turn, and "husband" is "paying the bill" in turn! ?

17. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment on the podium, the students at the bottom will silently say the word "fried".

18, the tree dies without skin, and people are invincible without face. What are you afraid of losing face?

19, have fun, have fun, clap your hands.

20. Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

2 1, what are your joy beans eyes staring at? I'm not yours anymore.

22, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

23. If I love you, I will tolerate you. If I don't love you, I will ignore you!

24. Ocean-like murder comes from ant-like jealousy.

25, shouting grass mud horse, all kinds of good moods.

26, thick thighs, black stockings, this summer is terrible.

27. Military training is available, but the instructors are not handsome.

28. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

29. I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

3 1,-It is morbidly lively when you are happy, and scary and quiet when you are quiet.

32, the sense of security is a bumpy man, money is a bank, handsome is a chess game!

33, see beautiful men do not bubble, go against the sky. Go to bed when you see a beautiful man and do justice for heaven.

34. Tell you a joke. The name is I still believe in love.

35. If you love me deeply, ask my lover to listen.

36. How can I not believe you when you make love words so sensational?

37. as soon as you put a pOSE, you can't help but compare with scissors hands.

Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

39. Gold always shines, mirrors always reflect light, and scum had better die.

40. Algae I like good times.

4 1, during the military training, send Jam Hsiao incense sticks and invite him to give a concert in Jiaozhou!

42. I don't have a man, so I will be fat until winter. ...

43. When you see the person you like, you will enter the pretend mode.

44. Last year, even monks traded in stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.

45. I broke up with the summer vacation because of that bitch who started school!

46, you 3, I 9, except you or you.

47. "What's your seat?" "Made of meat"

48. I'm curious, why doesn't an ant bleed when you crush it?

49. After my death, I will engrave the QQ number on my tombstone, with a postscript: Anyone is allowed to be my friend.

50. Girl, what dishes do you cook well at home? I boil water very well.