What are some funny and thought-provoking jokes?

1. Classic hilarious joke. I remember the last time I took the train, I just found my seat, and before it was hot, a buddy came over and said, get out of the way. This seat is mine. I took the ticket and looked at it. I got up silently. When it started, I said to this buddy, well … well, you seem to have taken the wrong train.

2. Every day, when I smile, on Father's Day, I kindly say, "Dad, today is your holiday! I'll take you and mom out for a day! " Dad took a hard cigarette and said calmly, "I won't go. If you take your mother out for a day, it will be a holiday for me!" "

3. Funny jokes in class. One day in a political class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming who was sleeping: What is ownership and what is the right to use? Xiaoming: I was born by my mother, so my mother owns my ownership. My mother is married to my father, and my father has the right to use my mother. Teacher: It seems reasonable. I'll let you go this time. Sit down.

4. I was greedy for meat, and I cooked a plate of braised pork. My five-year-old son, who was taking a nap, smelled the fragrance and asked me in a daze: Mom, what are you eating? I said, silly boy, there is nothing. You are dreaming. Go back to sleep. Then the silly boy went to sleep in a daze again.

5. "Wukong, what did you have for lunch?" "Master, what happened to the braised pork that Lao Sha and I ate at noon?" "It's okay, for the teacher is to ask! Why haven't I seen Bajie yet? "

6. My girlfriend came back and said angrily to me: I'm bored to death. Today, a scooter went backwards and scratched my skirt. Me: You didn't say he didn't have eyes? Girlfriend: When I looked up, I saw that it was a seller of roasted gluten. I asked how much it was. He said a piece of a string, so I bought five strings. I forgot to scold him after eating.

7. My girlfriend said she was going to buy clothes. I said, buy buy bought it and threw a pile of money at my girlfriend. You can't spend it all before I come back, which proves that you don't love me! With a smug smile, I put on a good hand! Suddenly ... Come on, come here, you tell me what you mean by throwing this pile of hairy tickets. I ... Oh ... Don't ... Let me explain.

8. I looked at my girlfriend and said affectionately, "You are really a breathtaking woman." After saying his word, my girlfriend gave me a hard squeeze on my leg: "Next time I say such a thing when I fart, I won't be so cheap again."