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Don't like waiting, but always wait.
Second, there is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.
Third, don't complain and feel sorry for yourself. All the status quo is your own choice. When you start to blame it, you have actually enjoyed all the benefits it brings. What's to complain about? Besides your greed for everything, you are too lazy to work hard.
Sometimes, we live very tired, not because life is too mean, but because we are too easily infected by the external atmosphere and influenced by other people's emotions.
5. Are you like this? Easily satisfied, more easily injured; There is always a feeling of being ignored; Pay far more than you get; Very stubborn, used to the cold war; Laugh happily in front of others, but feel lonely when you are alone; Quiet in front of strangers, fooling around in front of friends; Sitting in front of the computer, I don't know what to do, but I don't want to turn it off; Don't like waiting, but always wait; Often in a daze. It's okay. You just value feelings too much.
How can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.
Seven, to get used to anyone's hot and cold, but also look down on anyone's drift away.
Eight, you have to have a rich heart to get rid of these superficial similarities in life.
Nine, three things in life: hold your breath, bend over and look up. Calm is the expression of wisdom, the precipitation of reason and the sign of maturity. Bending down is low-key, humble, tolerant and flexible. Hold your head high and keep an optimistic and enterprising attitude regardless of adversity and prosperity.
Ten, hope for one heart, never leave. You remember me for a moment, and I have been thinking about you for half my life.
Eleven, life is like a duck to water, the surface is very calm and calm, in fact, the water is desperately paddling, everyone wants to live a good life and do what they want, otherwise, when parents need you, there is nothing but tears; When children need you, they have nothing but shame; When you look back on the past, you have nothing but waste. Don't choose comfort when you can bear hardships the most!
12. I have been afraid of excitement since I was a child, and I still am, because there will be coldness after excitement, which will make me feel like a dream.
Thirteen, I am simply fine, which may include whether I am happy or uncomfortable. If you can coax me, I may be all right at once, but I'm embarrassed to say forget it. I'll just find something to relax or eat something to go shopping, and my mood will get better after a while. You don't have to worry about meowing.
Fourteen, now the fear and worry, are small ability and little experience. Ten years later, everything is just a snack we should have.
Fifteen, the two most important things in life: First, health If life is a tree, health is the root, and the root will flourish. Without a healthy body, there is prosperity everywhere. The second is the mentality, and the success or failure of life is only between one thought. Different mentality, the situation of life will be very different. Only by cultivating an indifferent and quiet heart can life be clear and clear. Health needs exercise, mentality needs to be cultivated, and charming scenery is only in yourself!
16. It doesn't always take a few seconds to find a particularly comfortable relationship. Sometimes I would like to send you everything I see now. I don't need to organize concise language, and I'm not afraid to say anything wrong. I won't wait for a reply after sending it, because I know that you will always see it. This is a sense of trust and stability that will not be left behind at any time.
17. Don't live too tired in life: live comfortably and happily. Life is an unchanging face. Life is cruel. If you miss it, don't expect to start over. Only when you put it down will you know its heaviness. What you don't do today may never have a chance in the future. Don't care too much, try to do what you should do, whether it is appreciated by fate or forgotten by fate, as long as you have experienced it, you will be very happy.
Eighteen, I saw an inexplicable sad sentence: the knight will always save the princess, because the dragon has never hurt her.
Nineteen, when you are young, it's easy to make a blockbuster and be eager to prove yourself, but in fact, in your twenties, it's precisely the time when you need to settle down, divide books, step by step and accumulate. Young people are not afraid of failure. As long as you can learn something and keep yourself growing, everything you want will come uninvited.
Twenty, it is not easy to be together, don't leave regrets for life. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but that a familiar person becomes strange gradually.
Twenty-one, it is really the most precious thing in our youth to be able to study hard for an exam, simply to make friends and do interesting things in time and freely. As for love, just let it be, we will meet you anyway, and we can't live up to ourselves when we are alone.
People on the mountain should not look down on the people below, because one day they will go up the mountain to replace you. People who go up the mountain should not look down on people who go down the mountain, because you are still at the foot of the mountain when he is beautiful.
Twenty-four, human desire is a strange thing, many times, we are eager to get something, but soon lost interest after getting it; We obviously hold what others envy in our hands, but we always envy others' hands. We yearn for the distance, but the distance is a place that others are tired of. Perhaps, only after experiencing this world will we understand that what is in front of us is what we really should cherish. Because: the scenery is far away and life is near.
Twenty-five, I accompany me, I miss you all my life.
Twenty-six, others point to your pain and laugh, you can only giggle. If you turn your face, people will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over and even cry, so you will always indulge others and hurt yourself.
We can't afford to wait, but we have been waiting.
1, when you have no achievements, you are mature.
2, woman, don't live like a cigarette, light you when you are bored, and bounce you off when you are finished. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't quit or you can't afford it.
3. I dare not rest because I have no savings; I dare not say tired, because I have no achievements; I dare not be lazy, because I want to live; I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up So being strong and struggling is my only choice. -Give it to you at this time
4, some things, not the stronger the better, just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly.
5. The three luckiest things in the world: In fact, having an enlightened parent, a lover who can appreciate and understand you, and knowing what you really want, love and rejection.
6. Don't do something stupid that will affect your life just because you are unhappy for a while.
7. There is a kind of love, that is, you are sincere when you pledge your eternal love, and you are sincere when you turn away, because your performance makes the other person desperate, or you have done nothing wrong, but the other person is desperate after knowing the real you, so breaking up is nothing complicated.
8. See clearly why a person should be exposed; If you hate someone, why do you turn against them? Living, there are always people who don't like us, just like others don't like us. Living, speaking simply is actually very simple, and laughing at gains and losses will broaden your horizons; Only when the heart is transparent will spring bloom. Life is like this.
9. The so-called loneliness is the person you face. His emotions are not on the same frequency as your own.
10, in the end, we will all understand that the most important thing in dealing with people is not sweet words, not looks and money, but whether you and his world outlook and attitude towards life are consistent. In the adult world, only people with the same values will get along more comfortably and for a longer time.
1 1. Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, but it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before unimportant.
12, what kind of person you are, what kind of person you will meet. You will be your friend. What kind of person your lover is, what kind of life you live. To protect them is to fulfill yourself.
13, girl, don't talk to everyone, you know some people, confide in the front and think in the back.
14, some people think that forgiveness means reconciliation. Back in the past, feelings can't be broken, and feelings can't be the same as in the past. Forgiveness is just another consumption of patience. In order to be together, patience is limited.
15, if there is a period of excessive intimacy with people, there will definitely be a period of special alienation in the future. To avoid future misfortune, it is better not to be too intimate now. This is the truth that "human feelings are weak before they grow" and "friends need to be weak when painting plum blossoms".
16, I hope you can accept that loneliness is the normal state of life, whether you walk through the storm alone or through the sunny day alone. Seeing through all your weakness and unbearable, I am still willing to give you an umbrella, and I can only give you an umbrella, because you can only walk into the wind and rain alone.
17. No matter whether you are single or married, the best state of being a woman is to respect each other, regardless of other people's affairs, not to show your superiority and not to show any love. The older a woman grows, the more restrained she is. This world is not your own. Don't speak ill of others in silence, stay away from women you don't like, just be yourself. You don't live to please others or show off what you have. Nobody cares, more people are watching jokes.
18, I always feel that my classmates in the university are very pitiful. At present, most universities in China are like yamen, and all students can't make their own voices. Most college students in China are like domestic chicken dogs in captivity. Certainly not as good as those wild dogs. Nowadays, education puts a child's most precious time, wisdom and imagination on the most absurd and sinful thing-examination. -Chen Danqing
19, find someone who can accompany you, be calm and love you. You know, in the future, we must stay together often.
20. In my lifetime, I only complain about warmth, and the flowers are getting stronger and stronger, and the tea is getting more and more mellow. I will meet you sincerely and be with you.
2 1, 1 Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine", I actually hope someone can look me in the eye and hug me tightly and say, "I know you're not fine, it doesn't matter, I'm here."
22. Change if you don't like it. If you can't change it, then adapt. If you can't adapt, you have to avoid it. If you can't even avoid it, you have to let go. But generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to escape, and brave people will choose to let go.
23, a lot of smiles, knowing hypocrisy but still squeezing out smiles; Many memories, knowing that they are sad, still can't let go; Many times, knowing that you are tired is always like this; Many give up, know the beauty but never want to leave; Many desires, knowing it is useless, always want to be understood; A lot of bondage, knowing that there is tension, but still can't get rid of it; Many things, knowing the ending, still want to stop.
24. If I don't care about you, I won't smile at you; Will not become so fragile; Don't care about everything you do; Don't miss you silently; Will not remember every word you say; Won't be sad for you; Will not cherish the time with you; Will not always think of you involuntarily; Don't let the pain torment yourself so easily; I won't argue with you about trifles, because I care about you.
25. Some people were very happy, but they looked very upset; Some people look happy when they should be worried. People who live a confused life are easy to be happy; People who live a sober life are easily troubled. This is because sober people look too real, too real, and there will be troubles everywhere in life; However, a confused person, he seldom cares, because his simple and rough life has found the great taste of life.
26. Not everyone who passes by will know, and not everyone who knows is worrying. In this life, in that place, when we turned around, you said I appeared at the wrong time, but we couldn't forget that sincere feeling. Only one relationship can't continue, one person can't snuggle up, a voice can't ring in the ear, and one hand can't hold the temperature of the palm.
27. Crying doesn't mean I give in; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy!
28. Who humbled his promise, indulged in loneliness and left me?
29. Fate is so wonderful. What you want to keep, you will always realize that they are just fireworks at the end. What I didn't want to win in the past was inadvertently sucked into my lungs like air. When you want to leave, you find that you can't leave him anymore. In the world, fate is always impermanent, and good and bad are unpredictable.
30. Love is not a difficult negotiation, but a blend of emotions. Everyone has different feelings and different comforts. Love is not perfect, but a complementary process, not interdependent but helping each other. I have been walking alone, and an unlit heart lamp has been shining for you.
3 1, suddenly found that I lost so many people around me. It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.
32. I couldn't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide. Because I didn't want to be stabbed again, I gradually learned to pretend.
33. You don't understand the pain. I can cover it with a smile and pack it with indifference. You don't understand this pain, because we are desperate, you are addicted to your world, and I stick to my heart. Some people go far away from you, but that's only the superficial intersection, and the hearts have never collided. People and things you miss don't have to look back often; The scabbed scar does not need to be touched repeatedly. Many things are just a game, so there is no need to take them seriously.
34. I ended my youth, and I was angry why I didn't go with you. I am infatuated with Xiao Lang, only waiting for someone thinner than Huanghua. The past is vivid. Looking back at that fork in the road, whose hand are you holding? Just sigh how many dreams are ups and downs in the world of mortals.
35. A relationship can't continue to burn; There is a voice that can no longer swing; There is a person who will never depend on each other again; There is a pair of hands that I can no longer hold, the temperature of the palms; Some things, even if you like them again, don't belong to you; Some people, even if they linger, are doomed to give up; To be yourself, it is better to go on in other people's lives; It is not easy to say love, promise and debt.
36. If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much: secretly watching you, secretly thinking about you, secretly loving you-and finally, secretly crying!
37. Chasing love on the roundabout is doomed to keep running, but it will never see the end.
38. The best love is that she is unmoved by ambition, not mercenary, and can cope with all kinds of challenges and temptations in life. She won't forget money and love easily, and she won't push her lover away. When she is with you, when she is brilliant, she will be proud of your brilliance; When you are down and out, she will cheer for your disappointment.
39. Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart. You have to understand that you don't love that time, that unforgettable person, that experience, but you only love that fledgling but unrepentant self. As long as it is the end of the comedy, I can cry to my heart's content.
Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. Apologizing doesn't always mean that you are wrong, it just means that you value your relationship more. Love is not looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for a lifetime, but being single-minded when you like someone.
4 1, if I hadn't met, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now. In your world, I have laughed, hurt and tired. In your heart, there is always a corner where others can't get in and you can't get out. So our love betrayed me. Letting go is the best relief. I won't cry for you, I won't wait for your call, and I won't beg you not to leave. If love is humble, it is no longer love; If love is painful, it is not called love.
42. We can't afford to wait, but we have been waiting. We can't afford to be hurt, but we are always hurt. We know nothing about love, but we are always talking about it.
43. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can change. People who are not lifelong, if they don't talk about it all their lives, they can put it down reluctantly.
44. There are always a few fools in the world, waiting for those endings that have no endings.
A sad sentence waiting forever
How many fraternities are there with you now?
Whether there is true love between you and her.
At first, there were no lungs.
Love is a kind of beauty. Is an indispensable part of life,
I pretend I don't care about you, but it's actually me who gets hurt. . .
Don't wait for the flowers to wither/to know that they are the most beautiful.
I thought you really loved me, but this society is no longer allowed to have ideas.
Leave me alone quietly and don't disturb anyone.
I want to tell you loudly that you have always been in my world.
When you say wait, you are always waiting!
Have you ever thought about my feelings when you are playing crazy with your so-called good friend?
I'm afraid of losing it because I can't get it back.
I love difficulties again and again.
How many girls will envy Bai Baihe, who can be as kind and easy-going as an article ... for ten years.
Where is pure love?
You can still drink when the water is cold! It's hard to heat it when it's cold.
I don't know, but have you ever thought about being together?
I feel cold war again, and my heart is blocked.
Only in front of the person you like will you become quiet and have nothing to say.
If you don't love, why guess?
Actually, I just want you to have a better life,
Although Youlemei is good, it's a pity that the trash can is its destination.
I know you are leaving, but I can't stop you.
The most embarrassing thing is not stepping on shit, but someone deleted you and you kept talking to yourself.
If you can't see him or hear him, he will naturally disappear.
Watching you go far makes me feel tired.
A person's eternity is old.
Reality is drunk and dreams are dead. The fact that life is worse than death.
As long as you feel right, don't care what others think.
Do you know what love is? -,-Give me broken eggs if you don't understand ~! Actually, I don't understand either
An inexplicable sense of emptiness swallowed me up.
Someone said! The chances of two people falling in love are ... fortunately, we met.
You are really special in my eyes, but you are not in my dream.
I love all those who love me, and I hope you love me too.
Bury all the passing clouds alive.
Smile proudly at the sun. Don't be weak,
When a woman is tired of a man, she just keeps away from him.
You didn't come, but I'm used to waiting.
1, maybe you can love many people, but only one person will make you laugh the brightest and cry the saddest. For me-everyone should smile brightly, but I don't know who gave me the brightest smile. Crying, that's common. But I don't understand who is sad and who makes me most sad. It's just that my heart hurts too much, too much ... and then I can't feel the pain. I can't remember the light and shadow of the class barge.
You are the strength of my life, the shield lock of my body, the clear spring of my skin, the lifeblood of my limbs and the glory of my five senses. In short, you are all I have, and I will be in pieces without you! The light is red and the wine is green! The city is gloomy, but you are brilliant! I am ordinary, and being with you is what I have been looking forward to! It's short, I often miss you!
3. Hold your hand and take your son * * *; Hold your hand and sleep with your son; Hold your hand and grow old with your son; Holding your hand, what can my husband ask for? May I hold your hand all my life, never look back and love you forever!
4. In your heart, you are always the most beautiful; In your eyes, no one can compare; Deep into my heart, printed in my heart; Hard to forget, hard to give up; From then on, depend on each other; I love you more and more. Love you forever!
If life never met, I would still be me, and I would dream occasionally. Then, I began to run around day after day, drowning in this noisy city. I don't understand, there is such you in this world, only you can make people remember, only you can make me move. If life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.
6. I gradually realized that many things can only be owned once; Slowly, I understand that two people who are together every day are not necessarily friends, but may be nothing; Slowly, I understand that mobile phones are used by others to exchange things, not to exchange feelings; Slowly, I understand that happiness often comes from memories, while pain often comes from the gap between memories and reality.
7, when others ignore you, don't be sad, everyone has their own life, no one can always accompany you. When you see others laughing, don't think that you are the only one who is sad in the world. In fact, others just hide better than you.
8. The only thing that can last forever in this world is not time, not love; Not life, not hatred; Not a wound, not pain; Not memories, not tears. The only thing that can last forever is the past that happened. Because it happened, it won't change. When life becomes more and more calm because of this truth, I finally know that I can no longer pay deep respect to every distant place I yearn for.
9. The hardest thing to break in the world is affection, the hardest thing to find in the world is love, the hardest thing to repay in the world is human feelings, the hardest thing in the world is friendship, the hardest thing to separate in the world is affection, the hardest thing to find in the world is truth, the hardest thing to find in the world is ruthlessness, the hardest thing to guess in the world is mood, the hardest thing to repay in the world is kindness, the most painful thing in the world is narcissism, and the cutest thing in the world is your smiling face.
10, time, took everything away and left everything behind. O coloured glaze is just plain heart, already tired of wandering. You are still at the end of the world. I wonder if you are as good as before? If one day you are tired of drifting, will you still think of me who walked side by side with you? If you remember, come to me at the same place. I have never left, where you can see it as soon as you turn around.
1 1, we are always silent when we meet. As time goes by, our hearts are getting closer and closer. From a distance, I always feel that I am in front of you. It was your unexpected arrival that made me understand. In the world, there is always a true feeling, which needs no telling, and the heart is already familiar with it. I have long been used to walking silently with you, cherish it! Whether I am here or not, I will always find you easily according to that pulse.
12, mom is the one who sews one button that falls off your clothes and sews all the other buttons tightly. Mom is the one who gives you delicious food and says she doesn't like it; Mom is the one who remembers the weather in your city after watching the weather forecast.
13, that day, the fragrance you left was still in my sense of smell, facing the sky, leaving a trace of resentment alone. From then on, far away from the hubbub, how can you compare with the pavilions where things have changed, the knot you can't untie, the sadness you wake up from your dreams, the cold leaves in the wind, and your heart is broken just for falling in love with this city, and you still have no regrets all your life.
14, who is wandering alone in the world of mortals and who is waiting outside the ancient road pavilion? Hugh said that childhood friends are destined to love each other. This life is a debt of love, but you can't leave mercilessly. Who will love and who will stay in this life? Let me snap my fingers and look back. It's already a matter of time. How can I bring a peach blossom into my dream and send a faint and fragrant cold wind, which makes my heart ache?
15, life is always mixed with sorrow and joy, with laughter and laughter. I'm used to smiling to hide my pain, wrapping my loss with free and easy, driving away loneliness with calm, and forgetting my healing scars. I'll be fine. Those years that have passed, those buried memories, will only be looming in the text. I can only commemorate you in this way. You are at the end of the world and I am at the cape. The spring breeze rolls up again and catkins fly. I promise you where Chang 'an will be all your life!
16. In those years, people who taught you to talk and read, people who held your hand, people who gave you a birthday, and people who took you to know the world. When you grow up, that person is old; You walk fast, that person walks slowly; You went out and the man stayed at home. Give filial piety a promise, and let the thoughts echo because of love.
17, twist a wisp of heart fragrance, carry half a roll of years, let your thoughts fly in memory, and gently bloom in the depths of your soul in memory. Borrow an ordinary piece of paper, pick up all the warmth in my memory, and the air is filled with the fragrance when I first saw you. Welcome a breeze, open a tree flower, stand on the other side of time, and quietly imagine what you met for the first time.
18, it is best to be a loyal guard, regardless of wrinkles and aging, regardless of slowness and loneliness, waiting quietly in a place not far from you, moving lightly with you and accompanying you. Occasionally meet, the world will be full of laughter and freshness. Heart to heart, hands tightly together, warm to every season, go to every yearning place.
19, hiding in a certain time and missing the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.
20. Don't complain that your woman is ugly, don't complain that you don't have a good father, don't complain that your work is poor, and don't complain that no one appreciates you. There are too many disappointments in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on it and climb to the top of the world. The world only cares whether you have reached a certain height, not whether you have stepped on the shoulders of giants or stepped on garbage.
2 1. Many times, we say we have put it down, but we haven't really put it down. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.
22. The only thing that can last forever in this world is not time, not love; Not life, not hatred; Not a wound, not pain; Not memories, not tears. The only thing that can last forever is the past that happened. Because it happened, it won't change. When life becomes more and more calm because of this truth, I finally know that I can no longer pay deep respect to every distant place I yearn for.
23. "You made me feel the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs. "
24. We used to be snowflakes falling from the sky. We didn't know each other at first, but after landing, we became one, turned into ice, turned into water and never separated.
25. I am your harbor. When you are tired and bored, I will hug you with open arms!
26. When we meet, we always nod, but it is always difficult to say anything. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.
27. The most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road and feel sorry for each other.
28. "One day I will walk away from you quietly without any noise. I missed a lot, and I am always sad alone. "
I like you not because I chose you, but because you chose me.
I hope that when you say goodbye, it doesn't mean that I will never see you again.
3 1, we always meet the best love at the age when we know least about love.
32. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most; Those who understand your tears are the ones who love you the most. The person who dries your tears is the last person with you.
33. Waiting for you quietly for a long time. You didn't come, but I am used to waiting.
34. The world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.
35. Sometimes, smiling faces just don't want you to worry or feel sad. But actually, I'm not as strong as you think.
36. The most beautiful love words in the world are not "I love you" or "being together", but when I am most vulnerable, you say "I am here!"
37. Many times, a man will make you feel that he is in love with you, but he really isn't; And a woman will make you think that she can't fall in love with you, but she will move her heart.
I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to accept it.
39. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!
40. I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.
4 1. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer: "Because it's you, because it's me."
42. If you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.
43. Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.
I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.
45. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.
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