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What is the morning rush hour of Beijing subway?
Every time I take the subway in the morning rush hour, I have a strong call-I must find a place close to work. Now I have just experienced this battle, and I am sweating all over, not only my own, but also others'. Squeeze into the crowd, because the strength is small, completely out of your control, swing from side to side with the strength of the crowd, but certainly will not fall down, because there is no gap between yourself and others. Finally, the two girls crowded in front of me had just finished smoking, and suddenly the air was much fresher, and their eyes were not only the color of dusk, but also some rays of light. At this moment, I saw the girl in front of me raise her hand with difficulty after saying "Eh!". I thought she was trying to separate herself from others by hand. Unexpectedly, she held up her mobile phone, so she began to watch the news in the middle of an apple-like distance. There was another stop. I looked at two tall shadows coming in at the door. The two girls in front were pushed away and I fell into darkness again. I thought in the dark, at this time of the subway, the flowers of the motherland-will be crushed, the darling of parents-will be crushed. But we can only grit our teeth and stick to it, because we must work hard and have no choice. By this time, I was a little empty, feverish and dizzy. Finally, I arrived at the station. Sure enough, my pace is still out of my control. It is good to breathe fresh air. At this moment, I saw the girl just now again. I saw that she simply combed her short hair from front to back with her hand, and then walked forward with her head held high. Everyone is in high spirits, as if nothing had happened just now. I was in the crowd, too, and continued to transfer to the next subway. We are born small, but we should become great in smallness.
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