Jokes about the sun

This report is divided into three parts:

Part I: About whether there is coal on the sun.

Some bourgeois scholars think that the main elements that make up the sun are hydrogen and helium, which is simply unknown physics and nonsense. We randomly find a balloon filled with hydrogen and light it. Balloons do burn violently, but for a short time. If the sun is made up of hydrogen and helium, helium will not burn. Even if there is more hydrogen on the sun, the sun will never burn for a long time.

The sun will not be made of liquid fuel. If it is liquid, as we all know, liquid is liquid, then these liquids that make up the sun will flow all over the sky. What we see is not the fireball burning by the sun, but the whole sky is burning.

So what makes up the sun is neither gas nor liquid, only solid. Solids can burn, including wood and coal, but the former will smoke when burning, but who has ever seen the sun fall from the sky with thick smoke? Therefore, the main substance that constitutes the sun can only be coal, and it is high-quality anthracite.

Part II: About whether we can dig coal from the sun.

Bourgeois scholars also advocate: "Without the sun, there would be no snow, rain and dew on the earth, and there would be no plants, animals and birds." He even said, "Without the sun, there would be no beautiful and lovely world for us." Is the role of the sun really so important? Is the sun really like a tiger's ass and can't move at all? Practice is the only criterion for testing truth! Common sense of life tells us that the sun only shines in warm and bright days, but when it is cold and dark and needs light and heat most, it doesn't know where to hide! In this sense, the role of the sun is even far less than that of the moon shining in the dark. These so-called bourgeois scholars throw out this sensational argument that the sun is supreme, but they have ulterior motives. Their purpose is to prevent others from developing and utilizing energy on the sun. But they forget that any pseudoscience can't stand scrutiny, and the result of idealistic reactionary advocacy can only be the truth.

Part III: About how to dig coal in the sun.

As we all know, the sun is burning all the time, so how can we dig coal on the sun? To answer this question, I want to talk about my experience when I was young. At that time, the author was in the northeast and responded to the call for afforestation on the Arbor Day in March. In northern Xinjiang in March, the land has not yet thawed. It can only be picked up with a white point. But the difficulties didn't scare us. We cut down the big trees and built piles of bonfires, so that we can warm the land with torches, remove it and dig again. In this way, burning and digging, digging and burning, finally successfully completed the glorious and arduous task of planting trees.

Today, if we want to dig coal in the sun, we can make use of this valuable experience accumulated in the years of burning passion. Although there is a big fire burning on the sun, can't it be put out with water? It is commendable that the nearest planet to the sun is Mercury. Mercury Mercury, as its name implies, is a planet full of water. There are vast smoke waves above, and water resources are inexhaustible. We can completely extinguish the fire of the sun with the water of Mercury, and then quickly dig coal on the local surface of the extinguished sun. In this way, while digging coal, while putting out the fire, while digging coal.

Although mercury is rich in water resources, in line with the principle of economy, I suggest that it is best to use morning and evening to engage in production. Because in these two periods, the temperature of the sun is not very high and the fire is not very fierce, the production operation can not only save water resources, but also improve the safety factor. Moreover, the sun is closest to the surface during these two periods, which is also convenient for coal transportation. If it is produced at noon, it will greatly increase the consumption of water resources and increase the transportation cost. Needless to say, if coal falls from the sky, it will easily cause loss of life and property of working people.