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God of learning in our class.

Text | Yi Chen

The world is big, and there is no wonder, that is, our class, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and all kinds of experts gather together, each with his own stunts and extraordinary achievements. However, at present, the number of romantic figures is still a "learning god" with both civil and military skills.

He transferred to our class two years ago, and his first attempt was the first time. His deeds were widely celebrated in the whole grade. It is simply "he is the wind, he is the electricity, and he is an immortal myth." Among them, he has several most amazing things.

He does the problem quickly. The monthly exam is all olympiad. Everyone is sweating and thinking hard, but he looks relaxed. He hummed while doing the problem.

When he stopped writing, the teacher was there with a calculator, but only seven-eighths of it was finished. After the exam, the teacher gave everyone the answer. After reading it, he swore, "I'm a big jerk if I don't get full marks!" " "

Everyone whispered, and some even laughed out loud, waiting to see him make jokes. Some also vowed to bet: "It is so difficult for you to get full marks, and our whole class will jump off the building!"

Two days later, the results came out. He sat in a chair wearily, holding a perfect score paper, and said lightly, "Your poison oath is coming true!" " "The voice is not big, but it is very clear. At that moment, the whole class was shocked

Say that you are both civil and military, and "Wen" is the first for two consecutive years; But "Wu"! When it comes to this, teachers are quite picky.

He is active by nature. I like to chase and fight between classes, running around upstairs and downstairs. I was really active when I was told to hurry up.

But he's really great. In the 4 X 100 meter relay race, he led our class to get the first good result, and also got the second result in the individual 100 meter long-distance race. He is the backbone of our class.

As for his Immortal Legend, when interviewed by the school radio station, Rui Huang, a junior two student, commented: "He has a wide range of knowledge, including liberal arts, science and minor subjects. His math is a speck of dust, and English and Chinese are far from each other.

His two-year transfer period has been confirmed. He is almost invincible to us. "

In fact, this "learning god" is still the main special person of the brigade Committee, recruited by the Young Pioneers Working Committee, and is at the same level as the teacher. Now declare his true identity, he is me, Zhang Yichen!

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