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The Creation of Kitten and Little Tu
The composition of kittens and rabbits 1 Once upon a time, a family had a kitten. The kitten is snow-white, pays special attention to hygiene, knows how to pee in the toilet, is very lively and lovely, and won the favor of the little master. Therefore, the kitten intends to settle here for a long time.
A few days later, the cat owner's friend gave her another rabbit. Rabbits are gray all over and don't pay much attention to hygiene. It often poops everywhere. The master herded the rabbit into the cage. Since then, the rabbit has lost its freedom.
How the poor rabbit wishes to live outside the cage! However, it can only be kept in a cage all day, without freedom, and it has to eat leftovers every day. Kittens are different. They can eat whatever they like. Running around the house, climbing up and down, and many toys! The host doesn't like who gets there first. But because of who is lively, lovely and hygienic. Kittens see their owners all day: "Meow meow" is endless; The rabbit is all thumbs, because it is a gap, and it still leaks air when talking. Of course, the kitten won.
Poor little rabbit, because he has not been taken care of by his master for a long time, he is not full and warm. Finally, he protested to his master. He bit the cage crazily, leaving the house in a mess. Let out a sigh.
The kitten saw it, but she was very proud and said proudly, "Haha! How's it going? Little thing, I am this! " He said with a thumbs-up sign. "And you are this!" At the same time, I held out my little finger. Then he swaggered away triumphantly.
The owner hated the rabbit, and the next day, he released it back to nature.
Next, the kitten sighed, because it had a good time in its master's house. At the moment, it misses its mother. How it wishes to go to the beautiful nature like a rabbit!
Composition of Kittens and Rabbits 2 Rabbits and kittens study in Bailong Mountain Villa Animal School, where the scenery is beautiful, the trees are lush, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the air is fresh. The senior animal school has a big playground, 500 meters long, with ten runways and ten classes. If you want to run a race, choose the fastest animal in each class.
The test scores of kittens are all above 95, and rabbits are all below 85. The kitten is very proud. When it sees an animal, it says to them, "I am better than the rabbit in the exam." After that, the rabbit made up her mind that she must do better in the final exam than the kitten. From then on, the rabbit did his homework as soon as school was over, and went to 10 to review and go to bed at 6 o'clock after dinner. On weekends, I review quickly. After dozens of days, the rabbit's grades gradually improved, 80-85, 85-88, 88-95, and the teacher also praised the small exemption. The final exam came, and the teacher handed out the test paper and set it for 50 minutes. The kitten finished the examination paper quickly. Although there was no cheating, everyone knew it was carelessness. What about that side? The rabbit is checking it over and over again. It's time for the knock knock exam. The kitten said to the rabbit, "You can't pass me in this exam." Little Nutbrown hare said angrily, "The final exam paper hasn't been handed out yet. How do you know you did better than me?" The kitten said, "Even if the test paper is not handed out, you know that I did better than you." The rabbit turned a deaf ear and left.
The score came out. Rabbit 100, kitten 80. Although the rabbit did well in this exam, it was not as proud as the kitten. Instead, it went up to the kitten and said, "Although you didn't do well in this exam, you can do it next time!" " Don't lose heart, come on! . "
Since then, they have become good friends and neighbors. They go to school, go home, do their homework and play together. When they do their homework together, they don't talk about what they don't do. Finally, I was admitted to the third year of high school together like brothers.
The composition of kitten and rabbit 3 The teacher keeps a kitten at home. Its name is Mimi. It is white all over. Its eyes are brown and blue, and its small eyes shine like jade. Our teacher's daughter liked it very much and gave everything she liked to the kitten.
Before long, someone gave the teacher two rabbits. Its fur is brown, its ears are straight and its eyes are red. It's really cute to jump when you walk. But the teacher's elder sister doesn't like it. One day, the little rabbit jumped out of the box and made the room messy everywhere. She was beaten by her sister and taught her a good lesson.
As soon as the rabbit came, it became good friends with the kitten. It asked, "kitten, how can I make my little master like me and you?" The kitten said, "You should dress yourself neatly, don't rush to eat when you eat, and learn to be polite." Our young master is a clean man. As long as you learn this, he will like you. "
From then on, the rabbit got rid of all these bad habits.
Young master loves it.
Cat and Rabbit Composition 4 The cat is a millionaire, but the rabbit is poor.
One day, the cat bought a big villa with its money. Living in it every day, doing nothing, eating and drinking, living a fairy-like life. But Little Rabbit spent all his money and bought only three bricks. The rabbit said to the kitten, "cat, I have three bricks now." My house will be built next to yours in the future, and we will become neighbors in the future. "
The cat smiled: "Ha ha ha, that's funny. Do you want to build a house? " You only have three bricks. Do you want to build a house with three bricks? Little Nutbrown hare said, "I will work hard and slowly save money to buy bricks." "
Since then, the rabbit has always worked hard. He gets up early and is greedy for the dark, doing everything, working hard and slowly saving money. Kittens, on the other hand, always eat and drink, spend money indiscriminately and have no restraint.
A few years later, the cat found that her money was getting less and less, and even eating became a problem. It had to borrow money from the rabbit. Little Nutbrown hare said, "No! But you can sell me the bricks on your wall. "
The kitten had to sell five bricks to the rabbit. Bonnie wrote "This is Bonnie's brick" on these five bricks.
Not long after, the words "This is a rabbit's brick" were written on the brick on the kitten's wall. The kitten regretted it. The rabbit lives in the kitten's house, but what about the kitten? Have been homeless. ...
Kitten and Rabbit Composition 5 Kittens and rabbits are inseparable friends. Kittens live by a strip stream, while white rabbits live on rolling hills.
Although the kitten and the white rabbit live a carefree life, they are still hardworking.
One day, the kitten said to the little white rabbit, "Little white rabbit, let's play a game!" " "
"than what?" Said the little white rabbit.
"I plant more radishes than you do, or I will catch more fish."
"Then I will win!" The little white rabbit said confidently.
"Then let's start the game tomorrow!" Said the kitten.
The next day, before the sun rose, both the white rabbit and the kitten began to work. Because the rabbit runs fast, it soon planted all the radish seeds. But the kitten didn't catch any fish. The little white rabbit thought: haha! The kitten is too slow. I have finished planting. The kitten saw a bright lotus flower by the clear and transparent pond, which seemed to encourage the kitten to "come on!" " "The kitten thinks: I will definitely work hard!
Since then, great changes have taken place in kittens and rabbits.
From then on, the kitten lusted after the darkness, only to see him holding a fishing rod in both hands and staring at it. Suddenly, a fish was hooked, and the kitten and the big fish struggled desperately and finally caught it ashore. "It's really not easy, but I can do it, and I must surpass the white rabbit!" The kitten talks to herself.
The little white rabbit has stayed at home and slept all day since planting the seeds, because he thought, Anyway, the kitten catches so slowly, I will definitely win, and it doesn't matter if I have a rest. But the little white rabbit never imagined that he had rested for a week, and the radish seedlings were not properly taken care of and died.
How time flies! It's time to harvest. Seeing the cat's frame of fish, the little white rabbit was shocked and flushed like a big persimmon.
To this end, two former good friends broke up.
The cold winter is coming, and the little white rabbit is starving at home alone, and the days are like years. At this moment, there was a knock at the door outside. Oh, it's a kitten.
"White rabbit, this is the fresh fish I caught. Give it a try. "
"I used to laugh at your slow fishing. As a result, I didn't work hard, so I ignored you when I lost the game. Now you send me fish, I "Little Nutbrown hare blushed and faltered. "
Here, we are good friends, don't hurt your feelings in a game, we will still be friends in the future! "Said the kitten generously.
The little white rabbit looked up with tears in his eyes.
Since then, the friends have lived a diligent and happy life.
Kitten and Rabbit In a beautiful big forest lived two best friends-a kitten and a rabbit.
One day, the kitten told the rabbit to get up and run. Rabbit, I'm sorry. The kitten was angry. When she was full, she stopped pulling radishes for rabbits.
But to find a bear to play mahjong. The rabbit woke up and saw that the kitten was not at home. It was very angry. He went to bear's house and pulled the kitten back.
The rabbit said, "Why don't you help me pull out carrots?"
The kitten said, "Who told you not to get up!" " "
So the kitten drove the rabbit away.
On the day of moving away, the rabbit felt very lonely and remembered the happy days with the kitten.
The kitten also felt very lonely and remembered the happy days when she was with the rabbit.
One day, they met, and the kitten said to the rabbit, "I'm sorry, rabbit, I shouldn't have driven you away." Will you please forgive me? "
The rabbit said to the kitten, "it doesn't matter, kitten." Actually, I was wrong. I shouldn't let you help me pull out radishes every day. I will do my own thing in the future. "
So the rabbit moved back and made up with the kitten. They live a happy life.
From then on, they competed to do everything.
On this day, the little rabbit came to the carrot field and tried to pull out some delicious carrots. The rabbit pulled and pulled ... but it didn't pull out with all its strength.
Hey yo-hey yo-hey yo! After a while, the rabbit was sweating all over, but look at the carrot, it hasn't changed at all, and it's still buried in the ground. The rabbit was very angry. It jumped up.
The kitten came home with a bucket full of fish, which was the result of the kitten. The kitten who came home saw the rabbit pulling carrots in the carrot field.
The kitten went to help enthusiastically, and the two of them went to help together. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The radish is finally pulled out.
"wow! What a big carrot! "
The kitten cried out in surprise, and the little rabbit quickly hugged the big carrot and said, "This is my carrot, and you are not allowed to grab it."
The kitten touched her head and said, "I didn't want to fight with you." I just want to help. We are friends. "
Little rabbit ignored the kitten and went home alone with a big carrot.
The rabbit thought, "I won't give you carrots!" " "
The next morning, Little Rabbit opened the door and saw a bucket in front of his house. There are two delicious fish in the bucket, which are from the kitten.
The rabbit remembered that the kitten caught a lot of fish yesterday, and the kitten specially gave the rabbit two.
Little Nutbrown hare remembers that he selfishly took the carrot away yesterday. The kitten was not angry, but shared the caught fish with herself. Little rabbit was ashamed to send the big carrot to the kitten's house yesterday.
The rabbit said to the kitten, "I'm sorry, I'm so selfish." This carrot is for you. "
The kitten smiled and said, "Let's eat together! Good friends should share it together. "
When eating at night, the rabbit found that carrots were sweeter and more delicious than before, because sharing is sweet.
Today, there is a hand-in-hand game in the kindergarten. All children should hold hands!
The bear pulls the elephant's long nose, the elephant pulls the monkey's tail with its long nose, the monkey pulls the rabbit's ear with its hand, and the rabbit is next to the kitten, but the rabbit doesn't want to hold the kitten's hand. It turns out that the kitten and the rabbit are in conflict, and both friends don't want to talk to each other.
Teacher fox saw the thoughts of the two little guys, so he advised, "If the rabbit doesn't hold hands with the kitten, then everyone can't play the game." Does the rabbit want this? "
Little rabbit shook his head hard.
Teacher fox said to the kitten again, "doesn't the kitten like playing games?"
The kitten said, "Yes, the kitten likes playing games very much."
"That is about to hand in hand with the rabbit. Only good friends can play games hand in hand. " Teacher Fox said with a smile.
Little rabbit and kitten blushed and held hands together, and the two good friends made up again.
A little rabbit saw a kitten in the forest. It looks down on the kitten and often taunts it.
One day, the rabbit proudly said to the kitten, "Do you dare to compete with me?" "No, Brother Rabbit." The kitten replied modestly. "Hum, I knew you wouldn't dare, coward! Said the little rabbit, with a more proud air. I really dare not compare with you, but I am not weak. " The kitten argued, "I was born to catch mice, not to compete with you." "Speaking of catching mice, that's my skill. Besides ... ""Shut up! " The rabbit said that and left angrily.
It was not until one day that a terrible thing happened that Little Rabbit realized that he was wrong. It turned out that in the depths of the forest, a hungry tiger came to look for food everywhere, and all the small animals in the forest ran away and hid. Suddenly, the tiger saw a cat and a rabbit, drooling. It walked past without saying a word. Unexpectedly, it was discovered by kittens and rabbits. They all started running for a long time, but the hungry tiger still chased them. They ran to the finish line. A thick wall blocked the path of the kitten and the rabbit. Kittens jump around on the wall, but rabbits can't. But it didn't work. It began to cry in dismay. At this critical moment, the kitten jumped down and let the rabbit climb on its back and hold on to its fur. The kitten sucked the milk with all her strength and jumped on the wall. The rabbit in shock looked at its kitten and lowered its head. He said to the kitten in shame, "thank you for saving my life." It was really my fault before. Now let's be good friends! " The kitten nodded and smiled happily.
The tiger looked helplessly at the kitten and rabbit on the wall, licked his mouth dry and left helplessly.
Kitten and Rabbit Composition 10 Both kittens and rabbits are good classmates and good deskmates. They often help each other and learn from each other.
One day, during the school midterm exam, the rabbit forgot to bring a ruler. She asked the calf to borrow it. The calf said awkwardly, "Sorry, I only have one!" " "She borrowed it from a little fox with only one. The students only have a ruler, so if they lend it to the rabbit, they have no ruler, so no one lends it to her. The rabbit was sweating with anxiety. At this time, the kitten broke the ruler she just bought into two pieces and walked up to the rabbit like an ant on hot bricks, comforting her and saying, "Don't worry, I'll give you half of my ruler, and each of us will have half." Say that finish, pass the ruler to the rabbit. Little rabbit looked at half a ruler in his hand and said excitedly, "thank you, kitten, that's very kind of you!" " "
"You're welcome. We are good friends. We should help each other. " The kitten answered with a smile.
They can not only lend a hand of friendship to each other when they are in trouble, but also learn from each other and learn from each other. Kittens are not very good at math. Bunny helped her check and taught the kitten some clever and quick calculation methods. The rabbit's Chinese performance is not very satisfactory, so the kitten tells her how to preview and write a composition.
Since then, they have worked harder. After a semester, their grades have improved obviously. Seeing their progress, they looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
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