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What happened to Chu Zhongtian?

This is a little joke. The derogatory meaning changed Chu Zhongtian's vertical writing to "the size of a forest egg".

A primary school teacher handed out papers and shouted many times but no children came to collect them.

Finally, the teacher asked, "which children haven't got the test papers yet, please come up." I saw a little boy go up to the teacher and say, "Teacher, my name is not Linda Lin, but Chu Zhongtian. If the lower half of Chu is connected with the middle-upper horizontal line and the sky, you will see the egg on the left, which means Lin and Da. "

Extended data:

Chu Zhongtian is a countryman in Avatar. Chu Zhongtian (Wang) is a plain but simple and lovely man. He came to the city from the countryside to find his own love story.

One is a middle-class urban worker who is obsessed with cleanliness (played), and the other is a sloppy country boy (played). When the "stupid root" of wait for a while's brain meets the wily "way", it will change. Zhu Gebao's first commandment: If you want to chase girls, you must first lose your possessions and wear a 10,000-dollar suit.

Zhu Gebao Xun No.2: Even if the other person is blind, make up a lie. "He is handsome, looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro, is young and rich, and is worth hundreds of thousands a minute." .

Zhu Gebao preached the third rule: If someone borrows money from you, tell him, "If you are poor, tell your mother, it has nothing to do with me." Article 4 of Zhu Ge's Sermon: The above articles are for foreigners. Be kind to your benefactor. With Zhu Yuepo's careful training, can Chu Zhongtian get off to a successful start? To be honest, can he really fulfill his previous promise and repay Zhu Yuepo at all costs?

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