You can buy a mobile phone that can be charged for five minutes, but you will never find someone who can talk for two hours.

M: No. ..

Woman: I haven't slept since nine o'clock.

Man: What's the matter?

W: How spicy is it?

suffer from insomnia

Unable to distinguish

Man: You've been lying down until nine o'clock, and you've been so upset.

Woman: Hey.

M: It looks rough, but I just didn't say it well.

What a sigh! It's the New Year.

Woman: Chinese New Year is not fun.

M: I totally agree.

weary

Go back to Huanggang to eat spicy food?

W: Age is inversely proportional to Chinese New Year.

Go back for a while

I came to Xinzhou

M: I'm sorry. The more I grow up, the more I feel that the New Year is a burden.

Where is your hometown? Huanggang for a while and Xinzhou for a while.

W: Well, let's just say that my father is from Macheng, Huanggang and my mother is from Xinzhou.

Man: I'm too tired to run all day today.

W: That's easier to understand?

I don't have to pay a New Year call.

M: Then you are still a hybrid.

W: This is really a good hybrid.

M: You don't have this custom there. This custom in my place is so bad that people you know or don't know have to go door to door.

W: Actually, the customs are all the same, except I don't want to go.

M: There are at least 30 strings today.

Woman: Hey, me.

Hey, fool

M: Relatives who can't get away with something can't be called at all. They have to leave within 20 seconds of entering the door.

Don't be silly, you just need to be silly.

Woman: I am luckier than you. I don't have to go anywhere as long as I don't get up.

Who told me to have a daughter?

M: No way. I am a boy. I can't help it Girls here don't have to go out to pay New Year's greetings.

W: It doesn't have to be so complicated for the Spring Festival.

M: Just be a good family at home.

I always take my son out and seldom my daughter, unless my own son takes someone else's daughter, you know.

Woman: Me, I can stay at home. I'd better forget to be a good family.

Man: Then what are you? Ladies and gentlemen.

Woman: Yes, all I took out were other people's mushrooms.

Why put a "everyone" in front of the man?

How embarrassing

M: You are a good family and a good woman.

Woman: Don't be stubborn, don't be awkward.

M: Ha ha ha, ok. This stalk is a little hard.

M: Did you go home for a blind date?

Woman: Although I was nagged, I didn't want to go, so I just let it go.

You are a blind date.

Really?

M: Don't tell me, I didn't have a blind date this year. This is God's game. Mother is merciful.

God opened his eyes.

Woman: Oh no.

I cann't believe I guessed wrong

M: It's true.

W: But this year I feel particularly profound. People my age are getting married. Everyone older than me is married, and everyone younger than me has brought friends home.

M: Besides, I have a shameless sense of loss. I am really mean.

Woman: Can I tell the truth?

M: But it doesn't hurt to say it.

Woman: You are such a bitch.

M: You can still withdraw. Less than two minutes.

I'll pretend not to see it

W: I won't quit.

Man: You are so bad.

Woman: I didn't go back last year. When I come back this year, I feel that my good friend and I have become people from two different worlds.

Ha ha laugh

Or quit at the last second?

Nobody plays at all. I can only play with my sister-in-law. This is something I didn't even think about before.

M: Actually, a year has changed a lot. I feel that everyone is preparing for the wedding except me. Why am I not worried? My heart is a little big.

Girls may be more stressed than boys in this respect.

Actually, I think playing with married women will have some influence, because your thinking is different.

Woman: Only others can get married.

You are not an old sister-in-law

Man: Then why don't you move?

Are you still waiting for your prince charming?

Woman: I don't want to hurt anyone.

Make it sound like you're moving.

M: You can choose to tell the truth.

What don't want to harm people, as if you were an old demon in the mountains.

W: The mushrooms of our time are getting cold. We don't want to hurt others, and we don't want others to hurt me.

Man: Do it again.

He who sees through the world of mortals.

Woman: I am such a tricky and eccentric person, and I am not an old demon in the mountains.

Either he who sees through the world of mortals doesn't speak well, or he has nothing to die for.

Man: Hey.

Woman: Hey, what?

This is not death.

Man: How do you know that I will deny that you are dead?

I just deleted it, and I haven't figured out how to reply to you.

W: I don't know if you will deny it, but I think I should admit it.

You didn't type again, did you [supercilious look] [supercilious look]

Man: I really don't think you're dead. I just don't think you've met the person who can make you look at your eyes. Which girl can do it?

Woman: I'm 25 years old, and it's nothing to meet. That's your own problem.

Man: To be honest, do you want to find someone to live with for a while?

W: Who doesn't have that moment?

M: Honestly, that's what I've been thinking about recently when I'm free.

W: But only for a moment.

M: Not because of age, nor because of parents. I just don't think a person is like this, especially on holidays, and there will be an empty feeling in his heart.

Woman: You are only 25 years old. You can still think about it for a few years.

When thoughts are at work, holidays and the dead of night will become empty.

Is it ... or not

M: But I will comfort myself in the future. I am still young. Let's get everything in order before we think about it.

W: That's the way it is in this society. Boys are only 25, girls are already 25. How unfair

M: So you work hard because you don't want this unfairness to continue on yourself.

W: Sometimes you can't help it. If you can't have a good reason, then no matter how hard you try, you are "already 25" in the eyes of others, not just what you said.

Where is the big society?

Cannot be shaken.

M: I think I can feel the helplessness behind you.

I am not in Wuhan this year, so I decided to change the environment.

Woman: How nice!

Having said that, I still envy you a little.

You can choose to stay or leave.

I have no choice but to stay.

M: I decided to live for myself. I decided to find my own career and work for my hobbies.

Why can't you choose to leave? I don't quite understand what you mean. You are a great girl, a girl who knows life and is positive and sunny. You can choose.

W: When I was twenty-one or twenty-two, I didn't take any action. I had this idea when I was twenty-four or five years old, but I couldn't move. Therefore, I support your idea and put it into action.

M: Actually, I don't quite understand what you mean.

W: Support as a friend.

Do you need a special reason?

Man: I mean, you said you couldn't move.

W: For some reason.

I compromised.

There must be a second, third and fourth time to compromise for the first time.

M: Is it personal or family? If you want to tell me.

W: Personal reasons are also mixed with family factors.

(expressing surprise, shock, etc.)

Man: I'd like to hear it if I can talk about it until dawn.

W: To put it simply, my boss gave me a raise and asked me to stay. At that time, the family needed money, which was easier to understand.

So, I can't leave

M: Are you worried that if you leave this place, you won't find a more suitable job than here?

Woman: [No] [No] [No] It used to be, but it's not now.

M: Has the problem of lack of money at home been solved?

Woman: One of the most terrible feelings of China people is "long love". After staying in one place for a long time, I don't want to move This is probably one of the reasons why I am single.

solved

Nothing can't be solved.

One of the reasons why I don't go on blind dates is that I hate what they say and get along slowly.

Man: So you believe in love at first sight?

Woman: It was my face that fell in love with the clock at first sight. This kind of thing will not happen to me.

M: I don't think it's a big problem to say this sentence separately, but it's boring to have something to do with blind date.

W: To put it simply, I hate blind dates.

M: Feelings really need to be cultivated. But we don't need a blind date to cultivate this feeling.

Woman: Yes, boss.

M: Since my energy can be spent on cultivating feelings, why don't I find someone I want?

Are you sleepy? Are you spicy?

W: But,no..

Do you have any activities tomorrow?

W: I don't know.

Are decided by a whim.

M: Then you can decide to rest, sleep and lie in bed tomorrow.

W: Actually, it happens every morning.

What do you feel best?

M: Just find someone who can give you a response.

W: The person who gives you a response is not necessarily the person who goes with you.

People who can't live without it are so comfortable to live a two-person life alone.

Is it ... or not

Man: There is no one in this world who can't live without it.

I thought the same thing.

W: Maybe it exists.

M: At first, I vowed that I couldn't live without that person, and then you can take the next person, the next relationship seriously after you leave.

Maybe, but I haven't, at least for me.

Woman: I haven't met it either.

M: I must be a person who doesn't like loneliness very much.

Woman: You are probably a person who can't digest loneliness.

Man: No wonder I can't lose weight and my stomach is not good.

Woman: Haha

Everyone says I've lost weight this year. It seems that everything can be digested [a simple smile]

Man: You have worked hard and are tired.

You are the best in my circle of friends.

W: If I hadn't left a photo, I would have called you.

There's nothing I can do about brushing the screen. Listen, I'm quiet after the holiday.

Man: You have a lot of courage. All the photos have been deleted. Sometimes when the photos are gone, it feels like grandpa has lost his hair.

However, I didn't block your circle of friends.

W: I think it's either useful or useless. It's just a form of starting over.

Man: Just like 20 16, please be kind to me. 20 16 I know who you are, and I'll be nice to you. I don't even know you.

Woman: [Surprised] [Surprised] None of this is useful to you. Don't you look tired?

Haha, I don't expect 20 16 to be nicer to me. I just hope I can be a little harder on myself.

M: I don't watch it very often. I just sometimes think of a photo and look through the photo album. If I can't find it, I will feel lost. [rustic laughter]

You have to be tough, be tough and find a male ticket, and then you can use this ferocity on him.

W: Some people say that photos are memories, but a moment's mood. I think all you remember are memories, and you don't have to miss what you can't remember.

Although my brain is not good.

People like me probably won't spend too much time on boys, so it's better to work harder and be reliable.

M: Remember what should be remembered and forget what should not be remembered. Interrupting time will erase the memory, won't it?

Woman: Almost. So many times when people tell me things, I feel embarrassed by passers-by.

You have been called heartless all the time.

Woman: Uh-huh ...

Better be bigger and feel better.

You are probably the kind of person who wants to record something meaningful with a notebook.

Man: I haven't talked to anyone for so long. It feels good.

You are right.

All the girls I talked to before thought I was cautious.

But it may be too fine and slag, so ... . .

Woman: Me too. In the past, when chatting, there was always one build and one build. I haven't chatted so happily for a long time.

Haha, your self-deprecating spirit is gone [simple smile] [simple smile]

But being careful is always an advantage. Don't be like me. You will always be a passer-by

M: There is an advertisement saying that charging for five minutes and talking for two hours. Even if you can charge the battery for five minutes, it's hard to find someone who can talk to you for two hours. [yi tooth]

It depends on who is right. I'm not careful with anyone. That's not central air conditioning. [Laughter]

Woman: It's a good thing I don't use advertising words [simple smile] [simple smile]

M: You don't have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. Chatting can be so capricious. [rustic laughter]

W: Warm is the central air conditioner, but careful is the sieve.

This is probably one of the benefits of being single.

Man: I'm a dustpan.

W: You make it sound as if you can use a dustpan.

M: Maybe even my girlfriend can't talk for so long. I tried it before. Being too tired is harmful to brain cells. Try to answer every sentence, and I'll be done when I fall asleep.

Yes, we have this thing in our factory. I use it very well. [Laughter]

Woman: Because it's too hard to talk about boyfriends and girlfriends, every sentence has to be scrutinized, and brain cells can't afford to be injured, so they all hold back.

God, you can use a dustpan. I'm trying to complete the picture. How funny. Aha, hahaha.

M: And this mentality of not dying in seconds kills people in minutes.

You can suppress your brain and make up for it

W: Yes, how many people broke up because they didn't have a second answer?

M: I will ask you the same question.

W: For me, this minute without the concept of seconds is driving others crazy.

M: You can watch it when you have time.

Woman: ask, finally, who am I going to marry? This question?

M: Not really. I just want to ask you what you think of the man you want to marry.

W: I don't know who I will marry in the end. I know that only I can grasp myself at present.

Man: Are you a monkey?

Woman: I'm not a monkey, I'm the Monkey King, okay?

Popular point is the Monkey King.

Woman: There is a cartoon that probably says that men can't hug you when they move bricks.

Have you read this cartoon?

M: Yes.

How do you understand this cartoon?

W: I think it's best to move bricks and hug me. If you can only choose between moving bricks and hugging me, hug me, because I can move bricks myself. If you can't move the bricks and hug me, get out.

M: I think it should be a straight male cancer.

W: What does straight male cancer mean?

Do you understand that the author has straight male cancer?

M: It probably means that I am moving bricks to make money, not just to support you. Great, I made money, and you don't like that I can't hold you and take care of my family.

W: That's what it means.

Man: You say, let's write some pictures. [Laughter]

I didn't look closely, it's just my humble opinion.

W: So, as a boy, do you think it's really impossible to carry bricks and hold people at the same time?

M: Most girls will still choose to carry bricks and hug you.

W: However, you may encounter such an uncertain choice.

M: You said let him choose to hug you, and you can move the bricks yourself. I don't think ordinary boys can accept it.

W: What if he can pick me up with bricks?

Man: If you love a girl, a boy can't bear to let her suffer, even if he lives a light life.

You have a big brain hole. I'm afraid to make up my mind.

Woman: That's not a brain hole. This is almost a black hole.

Man: I was sucked in.

W: But I think what I said is very reasonable.

Man: Brick movers are people outside the home. If he hugs you, it belongs to the family. Then he's not a pretty boy.

You mean equality between men and women

W: [No] We have different understandings of this point.

Because of this difference, it is necessary to discuss it.

W: I can move bricks and he can hold me, which means he can hold me and move bricks.

M: Oh, you think so.

W: Or what?

Man: I thought you said you moved bricks, and he was only responsible for holding you. It's closed You and bricks are on him.

W: According to your understanding, I can still raise a pretty boy. If I have leisure time, I might as well treat myself.

M: Ha ha ha.

W: Yes, that's what I've always meant.

Would you please read the original text carefully?

M: If I were a girl, I would ask my boyfriend to keep quiet and let him carry a brick and hug me. It doesn't matter if you earn less.

Do you need to memorize and recite the full text?

Woman: I'm holding a brick, and the man is holding a brick, okay? What does it matter if he moves bricks?

It is best to recite pinyin.

Simply put, you twist a bucket of water. Is a bucket of water a bucket? Water, but if you twist the bucket, the water will be in it. Although you want water, you can't throw away the bucket, can you?

M: Moving bricks is making money. I mean, make the girl suffer less. Boys can give her love or bread.

Woman: It is to ask girls to move bricks less, so that boys won't have so many difficulties in carrying loads, but you clearly said, "If I were a girl, I would ask my boyfriend to move less, so that I can carry bricks and hug me." It is no problem to earn less. " But the man took the brick girl instead of the brick.

M: The problem of bricks is still under discussion. Here comes the bucket again. With some cement, you can build a wall.

W: The bucket model is just an example for your intuitive understanding.

I think you've been bypassed.

M: I'm a little confused. But I still think what I want to say is the same. What you said is that boys are holding girls and carrying bricks. I mean that boys are holding girls and bricks themselves, but this brick is not on girls.

Woman: [Sweating] [Sweating] [Sweating] It's just that this brick is not on the boy.

You're already confused

Let's change the subject.

Man: Men are from Venus and women are from Mars.

Thinking is a little different. It is estimated that if I were your boyfriend, you would be mad [chuckle].

Woman: There are no earthlings anyway.

M: Yes, yes. This is the name of this book.

W: If it is, I won't be angry. I'll drive you crazy.

M: Ha ha ha.

W: I have never heard of the title. Please forgive my short hair and short knowledge.

Your hair is still short. You have been cutting for a long time.

W: I cut it almost every month.

I don't grow up, please study often.

There is an advertisement that says charging for five minutes and talking for two hours. Even if you can charge the battery for five minutes, it's hard to find someone who can talk to you for two hours. [yi tooth]

I suddenly feel that this sentence is particularly correct.

M: Ha ha ha.

It's my first time to read one.

Woman: You can't have hair only if you often have it. Why can't you have that one?

Zhang Can T. I thought he was dead.

The feeling that you were fooled by me [simple smile] [simple smile]

When I read M: I once, I felt quite right.

I saw it on Zhihu.

You won't be bald if you don't grow up.

Woman: You brain tonic, I'm going to give up, too.

M: No, I was instructed by Chang. He was specially marked by you.

Who do you usually call the most?

Woman: They were all sent to me by others.

It is also kind and tired.

M: Customer.

Woman: No.

Man: You deleted them all again?

W: My friends are looking for me, too.

Deleted it, and then found that no one called me.

I'm also looking for abuse

M: Does the baby feel bitter?

Woman: Hold your breath.

Then text messages are contracted by such creatures.

Nothing, I rarely call, I don't know what to talk about, so I will solve it on WeChat.

M: Me too.

W: then wechat is like this.

Just yesterday, it was a little lively.

Hey, it's all for fun. After playing, it will be clean.

Man: I'll go. You are not obsessive-compulsive, are you? Do I have to delete all the content after the chat? [cold sweat]

W: Do you all have chat records?

M: I can do a little, but some won't delete it.

Do you have to eliminate the red dot as soon as the circle of friends is updated? [Laughter]

W: The content of the chat yesterday was the same, except for Happy New Year and Happy New Year.

M: However, it isn't.

W: You see, I don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

M: Right, right. For example, yesterday's New Year greetings were all deleted.

But I won't delete those words, such as my mother.

You have to be lonely, even if you are defeated.

Woman: I usually go to work and don't talk often. I just deleted it when the order was completely closed.

[No] [No] Which "roll" is the key?

Man: Let's have a roll at last.

W: I see.

M: I want to know what this roller means.

Woman: Express emotions.

Man: Are you in a bad mood?

W: It's similar to the condensed version of "Why don't you go to heaven?"

Man: finally back to reality, I can't stay for two days.

W: No, at first, there were only "Your Loneliness is Still Brilliant" and "Go", and the rest were arranged casually.

Man: You don't deserve it. [Laughter]

Woman: I'm not afraid of being called [giggle] now.

It's over a hundred. Don't laugh at anyone.

Man: God replied.

We can talk for more than three hours without sei.

Woman: Every thin person is a potential stock. He will become fat or very thin.

And every fat man is just thin.

Or thinner.

Man: Do you have three figures?

W: I have to do this.

I'm not short. Why should I be so thin?

Man: Have you skinned and weighed it? [Laughter]

Woman: Is wearing pajamas a skinning scale?

Man: You are not short, although we have only met twice. [yi tooth]

Maybe, maybe. I don't think I can do it without clothes, can I?

Woman: That's not normal. I don't need to be so precise.

Almost.

M: ok.

W: I think it's good to be around 55. This is my ideal weight. I can't be thinner.

M: It's a little awkward.

Mm-hmm. Do you know how I believe that boys have strength?

Woman: Don't fiddle with this, I'll feel very uncomfortable.

Boys who can't afford girls have no strength.

M: I think I can only support my wife and princess with strength. [Laughter]

Ha ha ha, it seems that we have reached an agreement on this point. [yi tooth]

W: What kind of hug is a princess hug?

Is it a waist-knee hug?

Man: Have you ever seen a pregnant woman breast-feed her baby? Ignore the action of sucking milk.

Something like that You described it.

Woman: Haha, I can hold my wife and princess.

Man: Put it around your waist. You must leave the ground.

Your wife

Woman: I know.

Now don't call me my best friend, call me my wife.

Ha ha laugh

Man: I don't even have a wife. Do you have a wife? Begging for mercy in the middle of the night

The address between girls is willfulness. If boys call each other husbands, it is estimated that they will fight.

W: Well, it doesn't matter if girls call it that. You are a boy, so you can't do anything. Let's go it alone. If boys call it that, they will probably break up.

Haha, this view is consistent.

Man: Let me ask you, have you ever been hugged by a princess? Not when I was a kid.

Woman: Are you abusing me to fight back?

Isn't that obvious?

No, just asking.

W: In other words, others can't hug me before [right hum] [right hum].

Don't ask about your previous weight

I can't say [right hem]

Man: [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter], that's because I didn't eat the lid, so it's not difficult to go to the fifth floor after eating it.

W: Unfortunately, I only live on the fourth floor.

M: As long as it's not bad.

Woman: [Despise] [Despise] How can I get fat? It's just a little round at best.

M: Don't say 1 10 gold, boys really have some strength, or they will make a fool of themselves when they get married.

W: I was fat at that time in summer, but I lost weight one autumn.

M: During that time, you went to Jiangtan every day.

Woman: I can't even hold him at 55. What do I need him for?

Later, I walked to work.

It's really useful

M: Hugging is not a problem. It's mainly about walking. The alley is longer, it's hard to say.

Do you have your current photo in your mobile phone? Send me a picture.

W: You think too far. It seems that you will get married at the beginning of the year.

[Khan] [Khan] [Khan] Let me show you. Everything has been deleted.

M: That's why you don't like getting married. [supercilious look]

Woman: Why should I get married?

M: I know all this has been deleted.

Woman: Just because I play with my newly married sister-in-law?

Can you reverse my three views?

That's impossible.

Then there are no photos to see.

Man: Come on. I kind of feel that way.

Woman: I can't take it anymore. Then I will slow down.

M: No, you look a little angry.

Woman: [Surprised] [Surprised] Why do I get angry when I say it? You are really smart.

Male: [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth]. I sent it in the group yesterday, and the Chinese New Year red envelope given by others is for my boyfriend.

W: Well, now that you mention it, I really don't think I can get married.

Boyfriend still has to send it.

I think red envelopes are better.

Man: You really don't understand?

W: What don't you understand?

Man: That's the expression just now.

Woman: You said to send it to your boyfriend.

But I think I can get married.

M: I'm just having fun anyway.

Yes, I'm sure I can get married. It's just a matter of time.

W: Comparatively speaking, I prefer giving red envelopes.

hahaha

M: What's your asking price?

This year's red envelope

Woman: Bullshit, even the red envelope for changing the screen of the mobile phone is confiscated.

There are 28 left over 200, not counting cash-filled red envelopes's offer.

Give you a red envelope during the Spring Festival.

M: OK.

Have you changed the amount? Just in time for an eternal friendship. [Laughter]

W: How much?

Isn't the Chinese New Year red envelope random?

M: You don't know. Can be changed.

Woman: Huh?

I always deliver what I ordered.

M: You can change the amount.

W: Well, it's not my fault for being ignorant.

M: I just saw it yesterday.

W: Four hours.

So we chatted.

I admire myself, too

M: Yes. I was just surprised.

W: This may be the highest record.

M: I'm really good at chatting. I usually chat with my friends. Half an hour is a break.

W: If I can talk until dawn, I'd like to hear it.

This sentence actually came true.

M: I think it's easier to chat with you.

At least there will be no silence. I am most likely to be silent when chatting with other girls. Silence is basically the end of the conversation.

Woman: I usually talk too much about turning the clock. It's cruel.

But there is no electricity.

1%

M: Ha ha ha. I wanted to hear what you were thinking, so I thought I would be a listener.

I just found out.

More than ten percent of the time.

My mobile phone is charging me while playing, otherwise it would have been dead, from 10% to 100% now. [yi tooth]

W: It's also an opportunity to chat like this. I don't know what the next opportunity will be.

good

I have to recharge.

M: Yes, I really don't know when the next chat will be.

Ok, you can charge it. You also go to sleep, sleep more tomorrow, and I have some classmates to leave tomorrow morning.

W: Let's call it a day. I think this record is hard to break.

M: Then you won't forget me. [shy]

Woman: My brain hole is too big, but you will remember it deeply, hahaha.

Yes, good night and good morning. I told you together. [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth]