Many jokes to entertain two people.

1. A coal seller and an egg seller got into a fight. Everyone looked around and asked curiously why. The egg seller said, "Is there anyone like him?" I shouted: Eggs! "He immediately shouted:" Coal (not) sold ~ ~! ! "

2. A leader made a report: "Now that men and women are equal, lesbians have stood up ..." All the lesbians present stood up and waited for instructions. The leader turned a page and continued to read: "Yes."

3. Mom flies in with little flies to eat. They fly on a pile of cow dung. The little fly asked gloomily, "Mom, why do we always eat cow dung?" The mother fly slapped the little fly and scolded, "This unlucky child, don't say such disgusting things when eating!" " "