What are some humorous and funny comments about singing?

As follows:

1. I can only say that your lung capacity is quite large.

2. Listening to you singing reminds me of a car accident scene with 10,000 people and millions of people injured.

3. Your voice is very "cold".

4. This song is a bit difficult for you. You can start with some simple songs, such as "Two Tigers" or something like that.

5. Are you a death chanter?

6. If someone else sings, I have to pay the copyright fee. If you sing, please pay the medical expenses.

7. You should sing to those who hurt you!

8. What you sang is a brand new version that I have never heard before.