Ask for a little joke with classic humor.

In order to attract business, Hotpot City wrote such a sentence in the advertisement: "Self-help Hotpot, each serving of 30 yuan, the height is below 1 meter.

Children are free. "The aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. She came with 30 yuan's money and 50 children in her class.

Hotpot city.

In an exam, a girl was arrested. The invigilator confiscated her admission ticket and ordered her to pack up and leave the examination room. The girl lay prone on the table, and slowly her shoulders began to shrug. When the invigilator saw this situation, he went over to comfort him and said, "It's okay, it's not that you are not allowed to take all the subjects." Go back-ah. " The girl gradually burst into tears, and the old man said, "Don't cry." Not that you cheated. "The girl ignored him, but burst into tears. The old man was startled and leaned over and said, "Why don't we copy more? ! "The whole class fainted!

The most important joke is to know, haha, otherwise you are the pig who listened for a long time before laughing.

Have you ever heard this joke?

There is a little pig, traveling by boat with a lamb, a rabbit and a little monkey. On the way, many small animals were bored. At the suggestion of the little monkey, everyone told a super funny joke. If an audience doesn't feel funny or laugh, the joke teller will jump into the river to show punishment and increase the difficulty and interest. Then, of course, the proposer, the little monkey, spoke first. As a result, everyone on board-except piggy-laughed their heads off, but piggy didn't laugh, and there was nothing he could do. The little monkey can only jump into the river according to the original rules Next, the lamb told a very interesting joke. The other three people laughed their heads off, but the pig still didn't laugh. There is nothing to do. The lamb jumped into the river again, and the rabbit behind him suffered the same "bad luck". Everyone is bored and thinks their jokes are already funny. As a result, the pig just didn't laugh, and everyone was not interested in letting the game continue, so they sat silently on the boat. After a long time, everyone finally made it to the afternoon, and the ship almost landed. Suddenly, the little pig laughed. The three of them asked the pig strangely, "Pig, what are you laughing at?" The pig was out of breath: "The joke told by the little monkey in the morning is so funny!" " " .。 .