Funny joke. Who has it?

Section 1 1: A tried and tested classic of framing others.

Time-tested classic framed others daquan!

1. Find a friend and let him say the mouse three times first and then the mouse three times. When he finished talking about mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old, immediately ask him what his cat fears most. It is almost guaranteed that he will answer the mouse. I have tried many times, and it works every time.

2. Find three things at random, such as three cups. When you knock on the first one, let your friend say forget, knock on the second one to intercede, and the third one to say water, which is euphemistically called testing your friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof ... hehe.

Find a mm to test her English ability. You say a word, and mm says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin.

Say husband first, mm, mm can say u (you);

Besides my wife, mm can say I (I);

Over and over again

Do you understand?

4. You ask him: What is three waters plus one?

He thought for a moment and said, I'm not sure, Lai?

You ask again: How about three waters plus one?

He would probably say: what word? Is there such a word? Going?

Actually, it should be the law. ...

5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others what this is.

Hold out two more fingers and ask others what this is.

Put out three more fingers and ask someone 1+ 1 what is it?

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

6. Read Wang Shuo's novels. The game in Half Flame, Half Seawater is very interesting. The one who answered the question with a coin in his hand.

Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said there was.

Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said there was.

Until 100000-

Finally, is there a more stupid fool than you?

The other party is very alert and says: No!

7. By the way, you can tell your mm that I'm going to test your English reaction ability, extend your left hand and say to her: My thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I'll interfere with you in Chinese.

Then, you point to the fish, she will say M, your ring finger to the donkey, she will say S, then her thumb to the pig, she will say A, and then she will keep pointing to the pig, and she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A. ...

Section 12: the classic of trying to frame others.

If mm is smart, she can try other fingers first, and then talk about her thumb.

8. When persuading mm to drink, say to her: I'll clear a glass, you take a sip, and then repeat that I'll clear it, you take a sip. ...

9. Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward, beat your right hand up and down for a few times, then change hands to rub your right hand forward, beat your left hand up and down, and so on.

By the way, speed up, it won't work if it's slow. oh

10.a: Besides people, what animals like to ask why?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

1 1. Tell an old story, the more people, the better the occasion.

Adventure story, grandpa and grandson go out to sea to experience adventure!

Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him.

Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm?

Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in two!

Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the paddle is finished!

12. Is the English spelling of pig pug?

No, it's a pig

Come on, how do I remember it was you?

You're mistaken, it's me!

The pig is you!

Pig, it's me!