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The actress is constipated, eats laxatives and urinates everywhere in the alley. what do you think?

Taiwan Province actress Lin Jialing blew herself up in Little Star Big Boy. She once traveled abroad with friends and met an embarrassing thing. There is no electronic door lock for them to live in. At that time, I was in a hurry to go to the toilet because I ate laxatives, and I couldn't open the door for a long time. Then she found a dark alley to open the door. All the guests in the program burst into laughter. How can this girl be so honest and dare to say such a shameful thing? I really admire her.

The actress who traveled abroad was constipated and took laxatives, but the medicine came up but she couldn't open the door lock in the alley.

Qiang Qiang debuted in the variety show "Let me guess, let me guess", and then stood out in the beauty contest with the song "Love You Want". After being recommended, she became one of the actors in the variety show "I Love Black People, I Love Rock Club". Because she is not good at dancing, she often makes a fool of herself and makes jokes in performances. Besides, Qiang Qiang is outspoken and doesn't dare to say anything in any small matter, so she makes a lot of jokes in the program, so she is nicknamed "Qiang Qiang" and becomes a "comedian" when she is in a daze.

In 2008, Qiang Qiang left the program recording because of the major revision of the program and the cancellation of Gome. Later, she participated in the drug abuse storm three times and was said to be still selling drugs. However, she denied all this. Finally, she was caught by the police and gave her some tests. Qiang Qiang said that she has withdrawn from the entertainment circle and hopes that the media will no longer pay attention to her.

She is now an active video blogger and world traveler, talking about gender equality, drugs, adult issues and other special topics. My friend Boris is also one of the accomplices in the team. In this program, Qiang Qiang mentioned that she traveled abroad with her friend Boris, who is one of the team members. In the eyes of friends, Qiangqiang, who seems smart and capable, is actually a disabled person in the tenth grade. In the program, Qiang Qiang is as bold and straightforward as ever. She just said something shocking and surprising.

I used to travel to England with my friend Boris. After a long time, they found a homestay, only to find that they couldn't open the door with such an electronic lock. Two people can't open the door, plus constipation, they took constipation medicine in advance, and the effect was just right, and their stomachs were full. Angry and anxious, I don't know what to do. Qiang Qiang really wants to go to the toilet, but after arguing with his friends for a long time, he still can't open the toilet. The whole person can't hold it anymore. Finally, she had to hand over the lock, run to the next alley, take off her pants and start defecating directly.

Perhaps because of shame, John feels the same way himself. She couldn't help explaining: "No way. I really can't hold back, and the laxatives I eat will have diarrhea. " After his release, Jiang Qiang cleaned up his excrement like a dog, and then went home to study the electronic door lock with friends. Finally, it took her and her friend Boris half an hour to open the lock. After this happened, she laughed at herself and said that it would be better to find some useful people to go abroad in the future. Everyone burst into laughter. Wu Zongxian, the host, said with a smile: "The program group should put the theme of' stupid behavior of life' on' life' and' behavior', and the rest is her true portrayal." Wu Zongxian's reaction is also very interesting.