What drunken gaffes have you seen?

In the winter of 1988, I found an acquaintance: Liu, director of the rural credit cooperative, because I helped a friend with a loan. Things are going well.

Because it was nearly noon, my friend insisted that Director Liu and I should be invited to have a light meal at a small farmhouse on the roadside. At the kind invitation, the director agreed. It is said that the Associated Press informed that it would go to town for a meeting this afternoon. Time is tight, so let's eat something simple and stop drinking.

My friend quickly agreed. This small hotel is only a stone's throw from the credit union and only a few minutes' walk. The owner of the hotel is also an acquaintance. When he saw the director coming, he greeted him with a smile. Show me the menu. They ordered four cold dishes and four hot dishes. The shopkeeper asked what to drink. The director said no, but friends and shopkeepers said it was so cold. Why is it so cold? The director finally let go: Let's have two or three each. ...

After a bottle of high-alcohol liquor came up, my friend always advised me to drink at first, thanking the director for his help. At first, the director said to drink less, drink less. After two or two, he took the initiative to grab the bottle and pour it. After a while, there was no bottle of wine.

My friend quickly shouted for another bottle! The shopkeeper said that the wine was gone and asked his friends to go out and choose another wine to drink-in fact, it was a matter of communication with friends: Director Liu was often invited to drink here. I like drinking, but I don't drink much. Within a few days, he was definitely a gentleman. Modesty and courtesy; After three or two, the wine will be drunk in the dog's stomach! It's not surprising to do anything out of line. Don't drink!

So the shopkeeper said to the factory director: drinking mixed wine is easy to get drunk and hurt your health. There's nothing in the hotel. Do you think we can drink it next time? I made this sheep's head meat myself. I want to give it to the director and all of you for a taste. ...

This measure is actually wise after the event: the director even advised him to bring his own drinks, and one person drank almost half a catty. Smile, drunkenness, wandering eyes, I don't know who I'm talking to: pee my neck! Hey, hey, hey ... He grabbed the empty bottle on the table and threw it at the thermos bottle in the corner. After a burst of broken glass, the bottle didn't break, but two thermos bottles were broken in the corner. Suddenly hot water flowed all over the floor.

The shopkeeper's wife hurried back to clean up the water stains and glass slag on the ground. The director called to her with a smile: "Honey, don't go, the food isn't ready yet, so take it and rinse it together ..." Then she stood on the chair and crossed her legs and walked out of the hotel window, saying that she had to pee!

My friends and I helped him quickly. Out of the private room, he pushed us away and went straight into the kitchen, spitting and urinating in the vegetable sink. Scared the little girl who washed vegetables away.

Send him back to the credit union and make strong tea to sober him up. He also asked the staff who heard the news to take care of him. I went back to the hotel and settled the bill. When I passed the credit union on my way home, I heard a voice in the gate. Someone opened the door and saw the director and a motorcycle lying on the ground. There are traces of collision and blood on the zhaobi opposite the gate ... he refused to listen to dissuasion and insisted on going to town for a meeting. As a result, the throttle of the motorcycle was too big and it hit the wall as soon as it turned.

Call a doctor for examination. The head injury is not a big problem. What's on your mind? I don't know. The right arm is broken and there are injuries elsewhere. Too many people in the chef successfully carried him to the hospital stretcher, got on a diesel tricycle and sent him to the orthopedic hospital in the city.

The next morning, my friends and I visited the hospital again. He knew nothing about the day when he was drunk. Restored its usual gentle image, completely different from drunken behavior.

Needless to say, the function of wine is indispensable for making love, expressing feelings, making friends, connecting feelings and even talking about business. Scholars left many poems about wine in the past. When night falls, the artistic conception of "it feels like snow outside at dusk, how about a glass of wine inside" floats in the air. I don't drink, but I also want to drink two cups.

However, wine is also a double-edged sword. Drinking too much will make people look ugly. Wine can change people's thinking and behavior. Being drunk is not only dangerous, but also dangerous to society and others.

Article 18 of China's criminal law stipulates that a person who is drunk and violates the law shall bear criminal responsibility. The most typical drunk driving will bear serious legal consequences. But even so, some people still get drunk, and I have met several people who make a fool of themselves after getting drunk.

First, in the emergency room of the hospital, I accompanied the doctor to the emergency room of the hospital. In the emergency room, a drunk buddy was hanging water to save him. He kept repeating: We drank eight bottles of Wuliangye, a total of six people. Chatter on and on. It looks in good condition. I teased him and deliberately said that Maotai was coming. Fuck. He actually answered my words: fuck, have another drink. The medical staff next to him and the people accompanying him all laughed.

Second, I have a colleague who gets drunk every time he drinks, and when he gets drunk, he makes trouble. He likes dancing. There were dance halls at that time. After drinking, he must go to the ballroom to have fun. However, people who are drunk are annoying, and they will have conflicts with others, and they will be taken to the police station for handling.

Once, we had a drink and passed a ballroom. On the moving van, he was forced to get off. After the car was stopped, he rushed out of the car. No way, several of our colleagues quickly got off and held him down. He is a big man of 1.8 meters, and he had a hard time getting him into the car. He is still struggling in the car. He was forced to put him down in the aisle and hold his head down.

Third, I have a really good friend. After drinking, he became arrogant. The whole area belongs to him. His voice is high and his tone is big. Everything can be solved. When he woke up the next day, he was more honest than anyone.

Some people are drunk, and everyone will be a joke. Drunk people wake up feeling humiliated. It's nothing, but there are still some people who are drunk, have domestic violence, make trouble, resist law enforcement and even endanger public safety. People with this tendency should attract everyone's attention, especially those who drink with them around. They shouldn't be allowed to drink too much.

Drinking is a good thing. Drinking too much will make people laugh, but you have to bear the consequences Therefore, everyone must drink moderately, for their own health and for the happiness of others, and don't drink too much.

Wine is an essential wine for family and friends to get together. Moderate drinking can adjust the atmosphere of dinner. But often some people drink too much or drink together, which leads to rude behavior after drinking. Therefore, Xinyan is here to encourage everyone to drink moderately and not to drink too much. Drinking is harmful and rude. It hurts. I'm Xin Yan. Thank you for reading and welcome comments. Note that the picture comes from the network.

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A drunk terrapin beckoned for a taxi by the roadside, and a police car stopped. When he saw the words "1 10" written on one side of the car, he shouted: "Other cars have the same starting price, so I will take your car."

Our minister is a very learned man, and everyone respects him very much. A deputy minister retired and ate in a hotel. Everyone toasted the leader. He drank too much and asked Xiaoli from the TV station to accompany him. He is performing and has no time to come. We had to tell him, who knew he was sitting in a chair, crying with a runny nose and tears, and still mumbling here. Xiaoli, you have no conscience. You don't know, I didn't have much effort to promote you. My brother cried with anger. As everyone knows, it is ridiculous to want to laugh but dare not.

China's wine culture has a long history. On holidays, weddings, funerals, friends' parties, etc. Wine is needed to set off the atmosphere and promote communication. Without wine, there would be no table, but everything was too bad. Drinking too much wine will not only hurt your health, but also make a fool of yourself.

Two colleagues live not far from my home. They like to drink, so they have two drinks if they have nothing to do. One night, I went home, walking on the road not far from home, and suddenly I saw a man stumbling. Finally plopped down behind a car and couldn't move. I looked up and it was my colleague. I quickly got up and sat down. At the same time, I found a pool of water stains on the ground, and I didn't know my pants were wet until I checked them carefully. I turned and looked around again, and found a man lying in the roadside flower bed, needless to say, another colleague, went over and pulled him up and sat down. At this time, an old man passed by and said to me, you are a good man, otherwise what can these two drunkards do? I mumbled a few words, but I really didn't have the courage to explain that these two drunkards were my colleagues.

Finally, I stopped a taxi and spent double the price to send them home respectively.

In Chengdu, at the front desk of a hotel, I am waiting for my room card. I saw three people checking in. They should all be drunk. One of them (probably the leader) is not satisfied with the slow opening of the room and wants to come by himself. The companion next to him grabbed him and he shouted: Attention! The companion really snapped at attention, then pulled him, and he shouted again: attention.

I don't drink, smoke or gamble. Praise yourself first. You all learn from me! [yi tooth] [yi tooth]

Although I don't drink, I have seen many ugly people after drinking. Wine is a traditional culture in China. On holidays, weddings, funerals and birthdays, relatives and friends will inevitably have dinner and drink together, and the host family will generally take the initiative to propose a toast. As the so-called lyrics say, I only drink one glass of wine and coffee, but when I drink the second cup, I think of the past ... I want a glass of wine and coffee. If self-control is not strong enough, people will often drink one cup after another, or even get drunk under the persuasion of others.

2. Fall to the ground and sleep. After the banquet was over, a guest suddenly fell asleep on the road.

3. Dizziness and unconsciousness. And after the party, people staggered and even went home in the wrong direction.

4. get drunk. In the banquet, people who are drunk and talking nonsense get as drunk as a fiddler, throw things around and even hit people.

5. My face and neck are red. I have a friend who seldom drinks and knows that he can't drink much. My own person is very honest, and I can't control the situation and persuade me to drink. My face and neck were flushed from severe overwork, my heart beat faster and I fainted. I was taken to the hospital immediately, but fortunately, I was safe.

6. Stomach bleeding. These people like drinking all the year round, and they have their own appetite problems. I want to drink more myself, and the host family advised me to stay in hospital for a few days with stomach bleeding before getting a cup. This is a veritable alcoholic.

7. Pee in the living room. I once met a guest who was dizzy after drinking, but ignored everything and took two steps to solve it on the spot. A big bubble of water splashed on the ground.

A few years ago, a friend treated wine as a brother, and he drank it thoroughly every time there was a game. There is nothing better in life. Basically, you have to drink a lot and you can't fail.

Because I don't live in the same province as my father-in-law, I can only get together at my father-in-law's house during the New Year. Because my father-in-law is also a wine lover, it is inevitable to have a few drinks together to increase the atmosphere of holiday reunion. This friend has a characteristic that no matter how much wine he drinks, there is no flaw on the wine table. Drunk and sleepy, I went to bed and fell asleep without undressing. Others were watching TV and chatting, but it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening, because his wife didn't take off her clothes to help him. Because his friend is a strong man and can't move him, he asked his father for help. As a result, as soon as he turned over, he saw that the bed was wet. No one got up earlier than him the next morning. Not long after, I heard the little friend outside the door card go out and haven't come back after breakfast! Look at the bed he slept in last night. The sheets and mattresses are gone. Maybe it's dry cleaning. Maybe he was embarrassed to come back to face his father-in-law's brothers and sisters. It was not until the afternoon that he came back with his head down and his bag. All the women in the room laughed!