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Routine boyfriend warms the heart

What are the warm-hearted paragraphs of boyfriends? If you want to seduce a male god, you must learn the following routines of language dialogue, which will definitely seduce your boy.

First, the routine boyfriend warms the heart.

1. It is said that women are idle, but I don't think I am. Then what are you? I made it for you.

2. Sister, do me a favor. What are you doing? My parents want a wife!

Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

4. Will you like me? ""no ""then I'll teach you. "

5. You are good at holding dolls. Not so good. Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?

7. Why did you hurt me? I made you like you so much.

8.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

9. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

10. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

1 1. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

12. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? Miss you

13. Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

14. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

15. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

16. "Why can a compass draw a circle?" "Because ... his heart has not changed."

17. "What have you been doing recently?" "Eat all the time." "I have been eating so thin." "Waiting for you every time ..."

18. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

19. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

20. I don't know how to care for you when winter comes.

Second, the dialogue between male gods and routines

1. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

Do you know what my greatest weakness is, but I don't know that I lack you

Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

4. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.

7. Q: Do you feel heavy behind my back? A: Heavy, the whole world is on me.

8. I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

9. Can I ask you for something? I want you to do anything.

10. I want to be the right person. Who are your people?

1 1. "I still like you" "It's unreasonable to hit you like your mother"

12. "I feel selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

13. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

14. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

15. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

16. "Why can a compass draw a circle?" "Because ... his heart has not changed."

17. "What have you been doing recently?" "Eat all the time." "I have been eating so thin." "Waiting for you every time ..."

18. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

19. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

20. What to drink when winter comes? I don't know how to protect you.

Third, the language routines of male gods

1. "Tell me when you think clearly" "I'm not thinking clearly, I'm thinking about you".

2. Sometimes when teasing boys, we should also make different teasing methods according to the different personalities of boys. For example, the boy you like is introverted and shy. For this kind of boy, there is a trick that works: you keep staring at his face. The first time he asked you why you ignored him, the second time he asked you why you continued to ignore him. When he asked for the third time, you said: I have never seen such a good-looking boy. Make sure he blushes and his heart beats.

3. Some skills are universal. For example, boys like to listen to girls praise themselves. "Wow, you are amazing, how do you know so much ..." In my impression, Taiwan Province girls and Japanese girls often say this in TV dramas, and boys really like it.

It's really amazing to tell you this. You are friends, for example, he said, "I have a cold." You just put your hand on his forehead and touch his face. "Well, fortunately, I don't have a fever. Take the medicine quickly. "

When the weather is cold, hold his hand as soon as we meet. "It's so cold." Take off a glove and give it to him. When I was joking with him, I rubbed his chin with my fingers and stroked his hair gently. Occasionally, I would have a heavy blow, leg thumping, chest thumping and so on ... Really, I am telling you these ambiguous little moves, which tickled the other person's heart and definitely got caught.

6. Allergic to some common foods. I was eating shabu-shabu at work that day He said he didn't eat coriander, not because he hated it, but because he was afraid of allergies. I said you have so many allergies! So you're not allergic to anything. Colleague replied: Here you are!

7. Will you like me? A: 1. Number two, yes. If the other person answers: No, you can go on to say: Never mind, if not, I can teach you.

8. "I have nothing to talk about with you." "In addition to falling in love."

9. "The first time I saw you, I thought you looked like a person." "Like my future girlfriend/boyfriend."

10. Say to her: Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, do you know which star I like? Of course she doesn't know. Then he said, Gao Yuanyuan, do you know why? Because the girl I like also has a round word in her name. Note: Change different stars according to their names.

1 1. I miss you so much that I want to be as loud as when the plane takes off.

12. I want to buy a piece of land from you for what? Buy your unswerving heart

13. I don't want to take my sword anywhere at all. I just want to cook for you at home.

14. I have super powers. ""hmm? " "I like you very much."

15. I'm looking for a letter. What letter? Your WeChat

16. I've been a little busy recently. I like you. What are you busy with?

17. Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently? Why? Because you are my type.

18. I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

19. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

20. "Why can a compass draw a circle?" "Because ... his heart has not changed."