Are there any funny jokes?

Big head, big head, don't worry about rain. I have an umbrella and a big head.

Stepping on both sides of the Yangtze River, holding confidential documents, machine guns shooting in front, bombs rolling behind.

I'm not afraid of anything. I'm afraid the teacher will sue my father.

Sunday morning was foggy, and the old garbage collectors lined up. At the captain's command, they rushed to the dump and picked up many rags and socks.

The teacher calls my dad, my dad calls, the teacher calls my sister, my sister goes to college, the teacher calls my brother, my brother drives a train, the teacher calls my brother, and my brother is farting. ...

There is a big hotel in Kaifeng. Hotel owner Bao Qingtian is a hero in the Jianghu. Come and help. Dynasty and Mahan cleaned the floor. ...

Picking flowers and drinking a glass of wine in the west, lonely people, after the storm, watch others holding hands and go home to kiss two people with pillows.

Cheapskate, drink cold water and marry an eight-legged wife.

Bald head, soy sauce, broken bottle, broken head

XX's head, like a ball, kicked to the department store that sold the ball, and the more it looked, the more it looked like XX's head.

The 88-year-old man worked hard to grow sweet potatoes, eat them in bed, pull them in bed, and fart and explode popcorn in bed.

The sun came out, and I climbed the hillside and climbed to the top of the mountain. I want to smoke. Unfortunately, I met with high voltage electricity, which sent me to hades. ...

In my heart, the teacher is the most fierce, always leaving me at seven or eight. When I got home, my father was the fiercest and always beat me black and blue. ...

Tianma meteor boxing, free meals.

Nebula chain, no pants chain.

Lushan Mountain has become a dragon tyrant, and the shit pit has burst …

This morning in spring, I woke up easily. There were mosquito bites everywhere, and dichlorvos spilled all over the floor. I don't know how many people died.

Scholar essence, big fart collapse, collapse to the shit pit!

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to shit, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, fight with shit. After a while, you died heroically. In memory of you, a lamp was installed in the toilet. ...

You hit me, I'm not afraid. I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad swept your ass three times with a submachine gun. ...

One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and shoot tigers. You fart when the tiger is not at home!

The fart of XX shocked the world and collapsed to Italy. The king of Italy is watching the circus performance. He is not satisfied with the smell. Thick steel pipes are so thin and tall buildings are so flat. ...

Don't be angry, children. My brother will take you to the theatre. What to play, games, oil, tour guides, islands, islands in Taiwan Province Province? ...

The girls in our class turned around and scared a group of cows in the field. The girls in our class turned around and smashed a teaching building; The girls in our class turned three times, and the boys in the whole school jumped off the building; The girls in our class turned four times, and the crabs dared not walk sideways; The girls in our class turn five times, and Iraq will also cut off oil; The girls in our class turned six times, and Halley's comet hit the earth; The girls in our class turn seven times, and the world is ending.

I found a cigarette on the side of the road and handed it to the police uncle. My uncle took the cigarette and nodded to me. I said happily, buddy, you pay for it.

Sorry, a gift, a fart, for you.

Three feet from the ground, two wheels fell off, and for safety and concealment, they were covered with a layer of grass.

Teacher, don't be angry. It's all because XX doesn't live up to expectations, smoking and drinking. Suddenly, men and women dare to go to the toilet. ...

There is a ditch three feet from the ground, which flows all the year round. There are no old cows to eat grass, only monks to wash their hair.