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What are the famous ballads of Sichuan (at least three)
1. The girls from Normal University and the men from Jiaotong University, and the bachelors from Emei are all over the streets. 2. Everyone said that Sichuan University has beautiful girls. I came to Sichuan University to look for them everywhere. After looking at them for a long time, I just wanted to say - Damn. The Chinese girl has sore teeth, the social girl has no sense of style, the business and science majors are really arrogant, the journalism department is unbearable, oh, it really makes me sad that the Sichuan dinosaur is running all over the floor. 3. Play some mahjong, put some Malatang on the bed, watch some crooked videos, stir up some scum and scum, know how to dance, listen to storytelling and fight for a while. The life of the landlord in Chengdu is mah and spicy enough. Chengdu is big enough and fun enough. Thousand-year-old hibiscus flowers, endless tea bowls in Chengdu, the myth of the Dragon Gate Formation, Chengdu people in the streets, Chengdu people in the temples, the three-wheeled bags at the city gate, going around the square, Chengdu people’s crooked smiles, Chengdu people’s smiles, small merchants, hawkers, airplane advertisements, turning to you to pick up Chengdu people. The Chengdu people's sedan chair and the Chengdu Kaile tea shop owner are so sinister that they laugh. The Chengdu people's mouth is so chewy. How Chengdu people are playful, Chengdu people’s culture, Chengdu people’s elegance, Chengdu people’s way of eating, Chengdu people have endless myths that are true and false, endless jokes, endless bullshit, endless gags, and endless sad stories. Endless bitterness, unclear truth, unwinnable soul talk, some mahjong, some Malatang, sleep on the bed, watch some crooked videos, stir up some scum, dance with the landlord, listen to the storytelling, chop on Qingcheng Mountain Passed the tree at Wuhou Temple, robbed the tomb, rushed to the scene on Chunxi Road, went to Majia Garden, went whoring, got off Taisheng South Road, crossed the sea at the North Railway Station, hung up at North Railway Station, chased after Cai Meng, took a bath at Tianfu Square, raced at Jiuyan Bridge, and robbed the Sichuan River. The blood soared at the gate, the spirit was as strong as iron, the Chengdu mother-in-law was a martyr, I practiced martial arts at the Sichuan Sports Institute, I knocked on Gumin Mountain in the red era, sweat flowed on the bed at Jinjiang Hotel, I dined at the Jinjiang Hotel, I blew the wind at the skydiving tower, Ito made meritorious service at the door, I served as head of the police station I have slept in the police station and reported it to the landlord. I have turned over the corner of the card on the landlord's table and sniffed the powder. Chengdu has not eaten the first period. It is definitely Ha Baoer. It is delicious. I have a bowl of mutton soup. Yulin Chuanchuan is not easy to find. In the foot washing room at home, a mahjong game is set up with a cup of tea to play until dawn. The days in Chengdu are mahjong and spicy enough. Chengdu is big enough to play with thousand-year-old hibiscus flowers. Chengdu tureen tea has endless sour, sweet, bitter and spicy
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