A joke about primary school students writing typos.

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First article

There is a middle school student who always likes to write typos. Go to the countryside to experience life in the summer vacation and live in the landlord's mother's house. The old lady is very concerned about him. One day, he wrote a letter to his parents: "mom and dad, I live in the landlord's house, and I live with wolves." Every morning, she wakes me up ... "His parents read his letter, stunned, and cried and said," Help my son, he is with wolves every day ... "

The above was written by others, and the following was written by me. )

The shouts of the couple alarmed the neighbors. They gathered around and asked about the situation noisily, vying to read the letter. After reading it, they gave them advice. Some said, "Why don't you go to the place where your son lives and fight with the wolf!" " Some said, "Call the police and let the police help you save your son." Others said, "Go and invite the old hunters in our town. I heard that he is best at catching wolves ... "Finally, the couple called the police.

After reading the letter written by the child, the police immediately took action to take the couple to the place where the child lived.

Finally, they arrived, but what they saw was not an unexpected critical situation, but a beautiful scene of people living and working in peace and contentment. I asked a lot of people, tossed around all afternoon, and finally found their son.

At first glance, the police had wasted nearly 24 hours and almost detained the husband and wife for "reporting a false case". After the policeman left, the middle school student's father scolded him.

Alas, we can't learn this middle school student. We must be careful!

The second article

A joke caused by a typo

A joke caused by a typo, Chaozhou Yuezhen Cup nbsp One day in the fifth grade in Lan Mei, my cousin came to my house. My cousin's name is Xiao Ming. He is nine years old and in Grade Two. He is smart and active. But I have a habit of writing typos, but I can't change them. When I was doing my homework, I found that Xiao Ming wrote "Jing" and "Jing" as "gold", and the sentence became "I saw a lot of shit downstairs today, and I ate a catty." After reading it, I smiled and asked,' Xiao Ming. They also laughed with me. Hearing this, Xiao Ming quickly checked and found that it was really wrong. When he was busy correcting it, he blushed and said, "I didn't expect a typo to make a joke." I said,' You must correct this careless study in the future and avoid making jokes again.' How interesting the Chinese characters in China are! Look, a typo can make a joke.