What are the corny love stories?

Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous and vigorous.

From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

Being close to Zhu Zhechi, being close to you is sweet.

Stop complaining and give me a hug.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you besides you.

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

2. Intermediate secular love stories

I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

Guess where my heart is? Left? No, on your side.

You know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

There is no doubt that all you need is a kiss.

Little German shepherd, little suckling dog and old dog, which one are you? I like people like you.

3. High-level tacky love stories

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

What time is it now? Ten o'clock. No, it is the starting point of my happiness.

I cut my hand, so you can, so we are a couple.

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

Guess what my horoscope is? Aquarius. No, I made it for you.

Your circle of friends is called donuts.