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The man spent 368 yuan and 30 minutes in the foot bath shop. His wife asked him what he had done. What should I say?

The so-called foot bath shop on the market, seriously speaking, is a place to relax by foot massage. However, there are also many people who will draw inferences. After all, people familiar with the matter know that there are some foot bath shops that are not as attractive as some romantic places and sell dog meat by hanging sheep's heads. On the surface, the foot bath business is only a hidden yellow-related industry. In recent years, it is often reported that a foot bath shop has found pornographic content.

The special service of pedicure shop seems to be a tacit thing in the service industry. My husband went to a pedicure shop for a massage. Many wives were skeptical and always thought that my husband was stealing vegetables. This is not true. A husband went to a foot bath shop to spend 368 yuan, but his wife asked him what he had done.

Miss Wu of Guangdong took advantage of her husband's bath in the bathroom to look through his mobile phone to check his recent consumption records. When Miss Wu saw that her husband had made a single consumption in a foot bath shop, and the amount of consumption was not low, it had to arouse Miss Wu's imagination, and the picture of the foot bath shop selling dog meat automatically appeared in her mind.

The more miss Wu thinks about it, the more wrong she is. When her husband finished washing, she asked him, "Which young lady did you go to the foot bath shop to find?" 368 yuan at a time? What did you do? " Mr. Chen's aggrieved answer: "What little sister, I'm just a little tired from work. I go to wash my feet and press the massage. I left for less than 30 minutes. What can I do? " Miss Wu was even angrier when she heard this: "Only stayed for thirty minutes? Are you sure you are a foot massage therapist? 368 yuan for 30 minutes. The money for washing feet is above my two-day salary. "

Mr. Chen has always explained that he really just goes to wash his feet. When he heard what Mr Chen said, Miss Wu became more and more angry. She has always blamed Mr. Chen for spending so much money to wash his feet and having no ability to take care of his family. Seeing that his wife, Miss Wu, was angry, Mr. Chen always apologized that he had done something wrong, and swore to Miss Wu that he would never go to foot bath again, and this time it was brought in by a friend. I didn't know the price was so expensive.

Netizen @ Stranger: 368 yuan, obviously the package price. It should be more than just a foot massage, right?

Netizen @ A Little Fox: This money is almost a one-time price. I have to think about it for half an hour!

Netizen @ Never Met: I have to say that I don't believe in pure foot massage. After all, the price is a bit embarrassing!

Now there are more and more foot bath shops, but the service level is uneven. Many small shops are closed, and the leading ones are only those with good reputation. Some places are called pedicure, which may be the phenomenon of selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head, and it is also the focus of social governance involving the Yellow River.

In this regard, the man spent 368 yuan and 30 minutes in the foot bath shop. What do you think he is doing? Do you believe this man's explanation?