In urgent need of junior high school campus New Year's Day party sketch

Don’t Love Butterfly Lovers

Actor: Zhu Yingtai, director of Liangshan Hundred Horses Literary School, Zhu Yingtai’s parents, several extras

The atmosphere in the first to third acts is light and humorous, and the fourth act begins to turn deep Sensational.

Act 1 Zhu Family

Zhu’s father: (pacing back and forth) No, no, how can you let your daughter go to a school like this? Our family is respectable after all?

Zhu’s mother: If I say yes, it’s okay. If my daughter wants to go, let her go.

Father Zhu: Oh, it’s a mess. Who has the final say in this family? ! !

Mother Zhu: Me! !

Father Zhu: Too arrogant (the tone suddenly softened) 5555 You have always had the final say, why have you never given me any power.

Act 2 School

Narration: The institution of higher learning that Miss Zhu wants to attend is the famous "Harvard" at home and abroad. The so-called "Harvard" means "Harbin Buddhist College for Men". The school has an elegant environment and the sound of books is loud. Miss Zhu came today Go to this school.

(Zhu Yingtai appears, dressed in hip-hop.)

Zhu Yingtai: It seems that I have come to the right place. This is the university of my dreams.

Liang Shanbai appeared on the stage: "I have no money and no status, because my father has no position. I am not ashamed at all, because he cannot accept bribes."

Zhu Yingtai: Wow~~ (Liang Shanbai was scared One jump)

(Freeze frame) Narrator: It was with this short scream of 0.01 seconds that a fate began.

Zhu Yingtai’s inner monologue: Wow, it’s so interesting. Every move he makes is so attractive, it’s him. People have searched for him thousands of times, but that person is in the dim light.

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Liang Shanbai’s inner monologue: Why are you looking at me blankly and trying to rob me? I have no money. Have you never seen a handsome guy? We are all men, so why bother? No, he wants to rob women? Is he the flower-picking thief who appears frequently recently? Oops, I dare not think about it anymore. There is nothing in our school, but this one. Haozi man.

Zhu Yingtai: Hello, I am new here, my name is Zhu Yingtai. What is this classmate’s name?

Liang Shanbai: My name is Liang Shanbai.

Both of them said at the same time: No way, what a coincidence.

Zhu Yingtai: I am Zhu Yuanzhang’s Zhu, Zhu --- Yingtai.

Liang Shanbai: One hundred and two hundred Liangshan Bai.

Zhu Yingtai: I am in Class A, please take care of me.

Liangshan Bai: We are classmates, haha~

Zhu Yingtai: Do you know where the complex building is?

Liang Shanbai: I'm looking for it too.

Zhu Yingtai: Let's go together.

Liang Shanbai: Okay, Let’s go. (The two of them get off, find the classroom and sit down)

(Enter Ma Wencai, who is not dressed like a student, with a cigarette in his mouth)

Ma Wencai: the villain Ma Wencai, I live on the outskirts of Suzhou City. I have a house and a farm. I have tens of thousands of dollars. My father is an official. My life is full of joy. I have eaten bear paws, deer antlers, and shark fins more than a hundred times. Who knows I still have something in my heart? It's a pity that I am twenty-three this year, but I have never held the hand of a beautiful woman. A daughter of the Zhu family has just grown up, so he came to see her. Who knows that Zhu Yingtai is so bold and meticulous that he conceals his identity and reads the book for a living. This beauty can only be pursued boldly and fearlessly, while reading a book, while pursuing the beauty, no matter the wind and rain, the will is strong, and she will hold her hand, hold her hand.

(Dean, the two meet. )

Dean: This classmate.

Ma Wencai: What are you doing?

Dean: Do you still look like a student dressed like this? He was still smoking in the teaching area, so I pinched him.

Ma Wencai: It’s none of your business, you’re not the dean.

Dean: What a coincidence, that’s what I am.

Ma Wencai: Ah? (He stuttered) Hospital... Dean, you smoke! No...you drink tea.

Dean: Where did you get the tea?

Ma Wencai: Then you eat candy.

Dean: Nonsense!

Ma Wencai: Sorry, sorry. Please forgive me. I'm new here. I didn't expect to meet the dean. I'm so young and blind, and I look down upon dogs!

Dean: What!

Ma Wencai: Small dogs look down upon others.

Dean: Get out of here.

Ma Wencai: Yes...yes.

(Ma Wencai found the classroom and entered)

Ma Wencai: Ah, Yingtai! I have found you. You don’t know that I have missed you all the time since I last saw you. Oh, Yingtai, give me a chance.

Zhu Yingtai: Abnormal!

Liang Shanbai: Why is there another person like this?

Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, change seats.

Liang Shanbai: I...I am also afraid of homosexuals.

Zhu Yingtai: Just change if I ask you to.

Ma Wencai: Yingtai, give me a reason not to sit with you.

Zhu Yingtai: Do you need it?

Ma Wencai: Very much needed!

Zhu Yingtai: You forced me.

Your face is too big, blocking my sunshine.

Ma Wencai, Liang Shanbai: Ah

The third act of school

Background music and narration: Life at Harvard College is colorful, Liang Shanbai and Zhu Yingtai have similar interests They were inseparable and gradually became inseparable good friends. They shared blessings and faced difficulties together.

While narrating, Ma Wencai instructed two gangsters to teach Liang Shan Bai a lesson, and Liang Shan Bai ran away. When Zhu Yingtai saw them, he stopped the two of them, took out a wad of banknotes, and waved his hand. The two of them went to beat Ma Wencai in turn, but Ma Wencai ran away.

Another scene: Liang Shanbai was sweeping the floor. Seeing this, Zhu Yingtai went over and grabbed Liang Shanbai’s broom. Ma Wencai went over and grabbed Zhu Yingtai’s sweep. Zhu Yingtai and Liangshan Baichao Ma Wencai waved goodbye and went to play together.

(The music stops. Three people are sitting in the classroom, and the dean is in class)

Dean: Today we will continue to explain poetry. Ancient Chinese poetry has always valued words like gold. I will compose an impromptu poem first, and each of you should follow my example and compose an impromptu poem. Listen up... (for a long time) The mountains are so high!

Everyone: (for a long time) Is it over?

Dean: It’s over.

Zhu Yingtai: Is this also called poetry?

Dean: Why not?

Ma Wencai: Hehe, Dean, you are really enigmatic. This poem cherishes words like gold and uses the shortest words to describe the biggest feature of the mountain, high! It's really high.

Dean: Then you can use this as an example to start writing poetry. Liangshan Bai, you come first.

Liangshan Baixiang: The Yangtze River is so long!

Dean: (nods) Not bad, profound observation.

(Zhu Yingtai doesn’t know how, so Liang Shanbai whispered a few words in his ear)

Zhu Yingtai: Oh, Dean. Mine is the sea, so big!

Dean: Not bad, not bad, courageous! Ma Wencai, it's your turn.

Ma Wencai: I...I...

Dean: What am I, hurry up.

Ma Wencai: Everyone...

Dean: What happened to us?

Ma Wencai: What a pig!

Dean: Damn it! If you can do all this, it seems like you can't take this class. By the way, Liang Shanbai, how is the rehearsal of the drama "Butterfly Lovers" that you are responsible for representing the college in the competition going?

Liang Shanbai: No——

Ma Wencai: (stealing the words) No problem, Dean.

Dean: Well, you can act it out for me first.

Liang Shanbai: This...

Dean: Quick, play it again.

(The three stood up slowly)

Dean: Let’s begin.

Liang Shanbai: Yingtai, I love you, so I hope...hope...

(Liangshan Bai forgot his poem, Zhu Yingtai reminded him)

Zhu Yingtai: You are happy.

Liang Shanbai: You are happy. If forgetting me can make you live a happier life, I am willing to leave you, but... but... but...

Dean: Okay, okay, next sentence.

Liang Shanbai: The next sentence... what is the next sentence?

Zhu Yingtai: (Reminder) Even if you can forget me.

Liang Shanbai: Oh, even if you can forget me, I will definitely forget you.

Zhu Yingtai: You are so cruel. How could you just leave me like this? Are you...are you...there are other women out there.

Liang Shanbai: Wrong, wrong.

Dean: What are these?

Ma Wencai: Zhu Yingtai, come back with me to worship, or I will kill your whole family and sell you as a prostitute.

Zhu Yingtai: Ma Wencai, what did you say?

Ma Wencai: This is not a line.

Zhu Yingtai: Dare you say it again.

Ma Wencai: How about I make cows and horses for you, and sell them to me if you are not satisfied?

Dean: Stop! What are you guys doing? Can you go on stage just like this? Liang Shanbai, you are in charge. I will punish you by copying your lines 500 times and handing them over to me tomorrow.

Liang Shanbai: Dean!

(Ma Wencai snickered)

Zhu Yingtai: Dean, punish me if you want. I said the lines wrong.

Dean: Okay, both of them will be punished by copying five hundred times. I will finish copying today. You are not allowed to go back until you finish copying. (Exit Ma Wencai and the dean)

(Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbai were copying and chatting)

Liang Shanbai: I’m sorry to have caused you trouble.

Zhu Yingtai: What’s the matter, all brothers. Brother Liang, why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Liang Shanbai: Haha, how can I find it in this school?

Zhu Yingtai: Haha~ That’s right. So what type do you like?

Liang Shanbai: Well... I never thought about it. Just like you.

Zhu Yingtai: Ah? (Surprised)

Liang Shanbai: I mean someone as righteous as you.

Zhu Yingtai: Haha

Liang Shanbai: But judging from your appearance, if you are a girl, you must be a beauty. I think I will definitely like you.

Zhu Yingtai: Really?

Liang Shanbai: I have lied to my brothers before, but it’s impossible, we are all men, haha.

Zhu Yingtai: Yes, yes, impossible.

Act 4 School

Liang Shanbai: Why did this guy Ma Wencai invite me here today? What's going on?

Ma Wencai: Hey! Brother Liang.

Liang Shanbai: Brother Ma, what is so important?

Ma Wencai: Brother Liang, to be honest, there is a secret that I have always wanted to tell you. You have to bear it.

Liang Shanbai: Tell me what’s the big deal?

Ma Wencai: Have you noticed that Zhu Yingtai is a little abnormal. (Tone in an upward tone)

Liang Shanbai: (Tone imitating Ma) Is it abnormal? I also think you are a bit effeminate (tone up)

Ma Wencai: Seriously, Brother Liang, Yingtai is a female.

Liang Shanbai: Hahaha. joke. Is she a woman? I'm still a shemale!

Ma Wencai: I’m not kidding you, what I said is true. She is the daughter of the chairman of the Zhu Group. Guaranteed replacement if false

Liang Shanbai: (winks his eyes) Will you tell me again later that you are the son of a certain minister?

Ma Wencai: (with a serious look): You are right, my father started his business by opening a canteen, and then he became rich overnight.

Liang Shanbai: Still the son of a nouveau riche.

Ma Wencai: But Yingtai is indeed Zhu Jiacheng’s only daughter. I will never lie to you. I lie to you that I am not a human being.

Liang Shanbai: You are not.

(Zhu Yingtai, dressed as a daughter)

Zhu Yingtai: He didn’t lie to you. I am indeed a woman, Zhu Jiacheng’s daughter.

Liang Shanbai: You guys came together to play with me. (Fainted, Ma Wencai helped him)

Zhu Yingtai: I'm sorry, I don't want to do this either.

Liang Shanbai: Then why didn’t you tell me until today?

Zhu Yingtai: Because I have to tell you today, I am afraid we will have to say goodbye tomorrow.

Liang Shanbai: What’s going on? where are you going?

Zhu Yingtai: (gesturing to Liang Shanbai) Let him go away. I want to talk to you alone.

Liang Shanbai: Oh, it’s so bright here.

(Ma Wencai did not respond)

Liang Shanbai: Are the lights here too bright today? Could you please turn off one of the lights?

(Ma Wencai still didn’t respond)

Zhu Yingtai: (he simply took out his phone) Hello! Like a flower? There is someone here waiting for you to go on a blind date.

Ma Wencai: (Suddenly woke up from a daze) No...it can't be right? That one is like a flower

Zhu Yingtai: Yes, that one is like a flower. She said she would be there in five minutes.

Ma Wencai: Save...save, save, help, I’m leaving first (run down)

Liang Shanbai: Go ahead, the lights are out.

Zhu Yingtai: Do you still remember what you said?

Liang Shanbai: What?

Zhu Yingtai: You said that if I were a woman, you would like me.

Liang Shanbai: Yes, I remember.

Zhu Yingtai: So do you like me?

Liang Shanbai: Like...like.

Zhu Yingtai: Thank you, but...

Liang Shanbai: But what?

Zhu Yingtai: I am going to the United States tomorrow.

Liang Shanbai: Why is this?

Zhu Yingtai: There is nothing we can do this time. My parents agreed that our whole family should immigrate there. I'm also going to study for a master's degree in music.

Liang Shanbai: How could this happen? Is this just destiny?

Zhu Yingtai: Yes. Who calls you Liang Shanbo and my name is Zhu Yingtai? This was destined in the previous life.

Liang Shanbai: No, I don’t want Butterfly Lovers, I don’t want this ending. I just want you to be with me forever.

Zhu Yingtai: Shanbai, fate always likes to play tricks on people