Ask a joke about Xiao Qiang! ~~

1。 Just for Xiao Qiang.

A man called an ambulance for minor burns, but when he was taken to the hospital, he was seriously fractured.

When the doctor asked about the cause of the injury, the man refused to explain … and … repeatedly asked the ambulance personnel to pay for … his … medical expenses.

I saw the medical staff snickering. ...

The doctor had to ask the medical staff privately what was going on.

It turns out that this gentleman's wife is afraid of cockroaches.

That night, a cockroach suddenly appeared, and my wife picked up slippers and chased it hard.

I finally hit it … but I didn't trust myself to hit it several times … and then threw the body into the toilet.

But cockroaches float on the water and can't rush down. Toilet paper, hydrochloric acid ... won't wash.

My wife was afraid that the cockroach would revive, so she picked up the insecticide and sprayed it on the toilet desperately.

It takes about a third can to rest assured …

A few minutes later, my husband came back with a cigarette in his mouth.

The first thing you do when you enter the door … go to the toilet and "smoke until you have no taste"

Throw cigarette butts into the toilet conveniently.

Bang! ! !

It's burning somewhere ~ ~ ~ Of course it hurts to walk ~ ~ ~ I have to call an ambulance ~ ~ (

As there was no elevator in the apartment, the ambulance personnel had to carry a stretcher downstairs.

It's easy to ask what happened. (

My wife has a runny nose and tears to tell her hatred for cockroaches ... "(

The ambulanceman couldn't help laughing (

As a result, I threw the stretcher from upstairs to downstairs (

2。 ~ ~ cockroach family (

One day, Sister Cockroach came back crying.

Father cockroach asked, "What happened to my daughter?"

Sister cockroach said, "Dad! Why do people call me a pest! Meowed ... "

Then Brother Cockroach came back, and he said happily, "Dad! For the first time in my life, someone greeted me warmly! "

Father cockroach asked, "Really? What did they say? " (

Cockroach: I just went out. When they saw me, they said, "Hi! ... bugs ... "(

3。 Cockroaches (

An old lady bought three bags of sanitary balls. The next day, she came to the store again. (

"Please give me six more bags of health balls," she said to the shop assistant.

The clerk looked at her in surprise. "There must be many cockroaches in your house, right?"

"Yes," the old lady replied, "I beat cockroaches all day with the sanitary ball I bought yesterday. Unfortunately, I have only hit one so far. "

Four jokes about catching cockroaches

A friend asked me: Brother Rip, how to kill cockroaches? I will tell them without reservation: find some strong men, first grab the cockroach's head, tie the cockroach's neck and hind legs with a rope, and then hit it hard with a hammer and other tools. Haha,,,,. Killing cockroaches is everyone's responsibility!

5 About cockroaches

Guest A: "Shop assistant, why do you have cockroaches on your face?"

Shop assistant: "Never mind, just fish it out!" " "

Guest a picked up half a cockroach: "but there is only half left." Doesn't this mean that I have eaten half a cockroach? " Bah ... Bah ... "

Shop assistant: "Never mind, guest. There are often cockroaches in our shop. It would be strange if there were no cockroaches or two! " "

After that, I saw that the guests on the side had fainted to the ground with a loud cry. It turned out that he ate the whole bowl of noodles but didn't see half a cockroach.

Cockroaches and mosquitoes

Mosquito and cockroach are engaged.

The mosquito said, "Mom! I don't want to marry uncle cockroach! He's too old! 」

Mother mosquito said, "There is nothing wrong with Uncle Cockroach!

He has never lost his wisdom to spiders who engage in the Internet.

Their family has lived under the same roof for 50 thousand generations, and they can take care of each other when they travel far away.

Most importantly, if you marry him, our descendants can adapt to the new pesticides! 」

The mosquito said, "Mom! You can advertise! 」

There are a few adult jokes that I dare not write.

Actually, you can search online yourself.