Positive and negative jokes

Classic joke: I forgot to bring paper when I went to the toilet, and only my girlfriend's photo and 100 yuan (1) were in my pocket.

1 building. I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who will tell me?

Second floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse with water again! ~

Third floor. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos?

The photo is too hard.

Fourth floor. Use a hundred dollars, wash it and spend it.

Fifth floor. Connect upstairs

The things I bought after washing are still fragrant.

Sixth floor. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . )

Seventh floor. It should be after going to the bathroom.

Pick up your pants and go. . . . . . . . .

(Dude is so angry)

Eighth floor. Cry ~ I'm eating

Ninth floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape your shoes.

(Mama of, big brother, how to scrape-_ _-||)

10 floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one favours ~ ~ use underwear ` ~

1 1 building. Just buckle with your hand ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands.

12 floor. Use socks ~ ~ ~ ~

(It has the same effect as having shoes. . . )

13 floor. You didn't put this in the toilet, did you ... Honestly, what did you use? ...

14th floor. India does not use paper.

15th floor. Tear 100 into five equal parts. Use a photo. There are 80 yuan left. It's very profitable. I'm a girl's boyfriend. Of course, I can't use it! ~~

(Janudi is really economical.)

16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough (-_-|||)

17th floor. Call for help!

18th floor. The photo faces inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it so that you can compare it in your mind.

(cow. . )

19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the non-tattooed side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . )

20th floor. The real him *

Find a hair dryer to blow it.

I can't. My ass is dry.

Ask such a question next time.

Don't bother me.

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2 1 building. Can't you call 1 10?

22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down to wash it.

23rd floor. Both are two things I can't bear. ........... is definitely ~ ~

Then tear off the girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir.

Then wipe PP ~ ~ ~100 ... keep it for use ~ ~ ~

24th floor. So what do you do? I think so too. . . . .

You should pull your brother over and flush him with your own urine.

Yes, I still miss you.

(orz)

25th floor. You climb to the ladies' room and see if there is any.

26th floor. After taking the tuba, pursed the PP, and then began to throw it for about 5 minutes, using centrifugal force to throw the poop left on the PP clean, and then it was ok, but it was time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~

The 27th floor. Upstairs hip strength is really strong

The 28th floor. Is there no wall in the toilet? Wipe them on the wall.

The 29th floor. Hold your breath.

Spray the residue outside PP

Really can't. Suck it in

Go, where do you practice? )

30th floor. Wait a minute. Let me wipe it for you.