Connotation joke: What the hell is this?

1, the Spring Festival is coming soon, and I received the notice of my classmates' reunion and casually asked whether it was junior high school or high school.

B said, "I don't think you are in high school, do you?"

Me:. . .

2. I asked my stupid boyfriend if he thought my breasts were bigger and smaller.

He actually replied, "no, I just think the smaller one is smaller!" " "

1, "Dude, we have rules for drinking in Inner Mongolia. Let me introduce some friends at the table today, and then we'll have a drink first.

After drinking, you can say their names, that is, you recognize our friends and we have a drink ourselves.

If you can't name it, it's just that friendship hasn't arrived yet Have a drink by yourself. Are you ready? Let's talk about Baradan Zam Suridan in Karacang next to you, and then go on to talk about Houlle Jidele Greritu Lengbachai ... "

My best friend used to tell me that if I got married, the bridesmaid must find someone uglier than herself, so as not to be upstaged. As a result, she told me today that she was getting married and asked me to be the maid of honor. ...

I've been struggling all morning. Should I promise?

3. A woman spits that her cat is too cheap. When she wants to play with it, it doesn't look at itself. If she doesn't want to play with it, it will stick to people.

A friend of hers floated silently: I think you are also quite cheap. When the cat doesn't want to play with you, you pester it, and when it wants to play with you, you stop playing. . .

I checked in with my girlfriend last night. The phone rang and someone asked me, "What is it?"

The other party said delicately, "Sang Xian, do you want a massage?"

My girlfriend grabbed the phone and said, "You called late. I was having a massage. . . "

Early in the morning, the police knocked on our door. . .