Are there any stories or jokes about circles under 50 words?

Shy, he summoned up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said, "It's very congenial." It's still the same to ask again. The boy said sadly, "can't you have a flat head?"

After a battle, an officer angrily asked the soldiers: Why didn't you rush forward in the war, but retreated? The soldier replied confidently, sir, it's not my fault at all. You think the earth is round, and I want to hit them from behind.

Teacher: "In Xiaohua's composition,' Dad's face is long and round' doesn't make sense. Xiaohua: Teacher, my father smiles when he sees his superiors. His face is round. When you meet a subordinate, you always have a calm face and a long face. That's how I describe it, right! "

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