Complete works of children's jokes

Playing with my four-year-old niece, she suddenly asked me, "Aunt, when will you find a boyfriend?" I'm sweating profusely, and I don't know how to answer! The little niece asked again, "Aunt, are you unwanted?" ..... I'm speechless. Then the little niece added, not surprisingly, "Aunt, you'd better be a nun!" " ! ! ! "I was in tears. ...

My daughter refused to sleep at night, so she was scolded by her father and shed a lot of tears. When she went to bed, she whispered to me, mom, let's sell dad and buy a better one, okay?

3. Grandma educates her grandson: "Cover your mouth with your hand when you cough!"

Grandson: "Don't worry, Grandma, I just won't let my teeth fall out."

My little nephew is addicted to watching TV.

One day he suddenly asked me, "Uncle, did you call 1 10?"

"No, what's the matter!"

"Someone always calls 1 10 on TV. Doesn't he hurt? "

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The teacher asked the students to make sentences by "gilding the lily". A child wrote: "I found that the letters S and Y taught by the teacher were written into RMB and US dollars by the bank's uncles and aunts, which is superfluous."

6. At night, the three-year-old comma was lying in bed: "Mom, give me an apple!" "

Mom: "The child is too late, and the apple has gone to bed."

Small comma: "no, the little one may be asleep, and the big one is definitely not asleep!" "

7. When I was studying in senior three, I didn't want my brother to disturb me, so I locked the room door. Brother wanted to come in, so he knocked at the door and said, "Sister, it's my mother. Open the door for me quickly." . . .