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Our family composition is 600 words.

Our family is composed of:

I have a harmonious and happy family.

Let's start with dad. One day, my family was having dinner, and my father started smoking his box of cigarettes again. When mom saw it, she was so angry that she attacked dad like a tigress. Seeing this, dad immediately threw the cigarette butts into the trash can and wolfed down his meal. Even if he has a hundred guts, he dare not smoke. After talking about my mother, once, our family wandered in the street and walked, and found a skirt shop, which attracted my mother. Mother pestered her father like a snake, asking him to buy her a skirt. Dad said, "There are so many clothes at home, do you still need to buy them?" This is a waste of money. "Hearing this, my mom tied my dad even tighter, so my dad had to buy her a skirt. But my mother only wore this skirt for a day or two, not only faded, but also deformed and put it aside. Then my father asked my mother, "Don't you like wearing skirts very much? Why don't you wear it? " Mother hung her head in shame. Apart from me, I only like toys in toy stores. Whenever my family goes shopping and passes by the toy store, I clamor for my parents' toys, but my parents always say in unison, "I can't buy enough for you to play at home." "But I don't care what they say, they just want it. If they don't buy it for me, I'll get in their way. They have no choice but to buy it for me.

In fact, my parents bought me countless toys, which are everywhere in the house. Look! This family.