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1. An emperor is very concerned about what others think of him. When he came out of the concubines' palace that day, he asked a little eunuch around him, "Tell me about me." The little eunuch bent down and said, "Cha ……" When he was ready to continue, the emperor said angrily, "Somebody, cut him down."

2. My girlfriend came to play at home, but my daughter clamored to go to the zoo to see the monkeys. My mother was very angry and scolded, "why are you so rude?" My aunt is here. She went to the zoo to see some monkeys. "

3. A: "The new neighbor is so hateful that he rang my doorbell at midnight last night." B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

Lu Yu's ex-girlfriend who is taking her daughter shopping said, "Are you still single after all these years?" I am a little embarrassed: "Nothing, I haven't found the right one yet. In other words, your daughter is really beautiful, as beautiful as you. " As a result, she quickly pulled her daughter behind her: "No, my daughter is still young, don't think about it."