Ask all the jokes that Guli used to swear when he was a child.

Coulee: 1. "When I was a freshman, I thought IKEA was fashionable, but it was like walking down the street in Li Ning sneakers when you were in primary school-do you still dare? This is the same reason that I wore Chow Tai Fook diamond ring when I got married. Ten years ago, if a man gave me Chow Tai Fook, I thanked him with a smiling face. But when I got married, the other person knelt in front of me and took out a Chow Tai Fook for me ... and then he knelt down, forever! " 2. Guli is still drinking roasted coffee from Rwanda. After two sips, she sadly put the coffee on the coffee table. "Nanxiang, this is worse than the traditional Chinese medicine for dysmenorrhea you drink! Rwanda? Is there anything wrong with the taste of the people in that place? Their taste buds won't keep secreting royal jelly, will they? This thing can make Chinese cabbage cry to death. In a former high-end coffee shop in the school, a very ungrateful woman took Guli's seat with a bag and then sat down on another seat. Coulee said politely to the lady, "can't you see that we are already in this seat?" Woman: "Don't sit here. Who knows if you are waiters or something? I've sat down. Pick a different place for yourself. Besides, sister, this is the coffee shop of the university. You are all working people of the same age. Nothing. Why are you coming in? Gu Li: I said to her calmly, "My name is Gu Li, and I am still studying in this school. If you haven't heard my name, it doesn't matter. Of course, I am older than you. However, I hope that in a year or two, when you reach my age, you can afford to wear a decent skirt instead of your virtue today. You know, just give you a telephone pole to lean against and you can go to work. "The woman raised her eyebrows." How dare you call me a coward? "It seems that this woman is quite clever. Coulee: "If we quarrel, it's none of our business. Why don't you insult the chicken? "? I tell you, I have been drinking coffee in this cafe for four years. You know, when I was chatting with my friends here at this time last year, people like you couldn't get into this store at all, let alone grab seats from me. Now the proprietress attracts customers with low prices. I respect his decision, but obviously, there will be low-quality customers with low prices, such as you. Also, I must remind you that I just saw the information in your hand. Are you a sculpture student attending this art exhibition? I happen to be the chief producer of this exhibition. Just now we were discussing the sculpture and installation art exhibition. There are two more people, and we are having a headache about it. I'm also here to think about which two unlucky or blind people should be deleted. "Coulee looked at the pale woman in front of him and made up the final fatal blow:" So now, take this cheap bag you bought from Pacific Department Store and find a new seat quickly. " It's better not to waste time here, and go home and finish your book Only Women Bitches. "