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Who can find me a lathe worker training report? Thank you! 1

Item 1: Turner

First day at work. After meeting in front of the factory next to the 24th floor in the morning. The others scattered and fled. We will meet the difficulties. The lathe worker went! ! After entering the workshop, we have a strong feeling that Tianda is indeed one of the best engineering colleges. Things that look bad can also be used (and generally work well). The windows that look shabby outside are as flexible as the new goods in the dormitory. And because this kind of window is almost never seen before, it adds surprise and freshness. Go to the middle of the workshop, climb the "cupboard table" with all kinds of turning tools and exquisite workpieces, and listen to the teacher's teachings. The first sentence the master said will always be remembered: turning is the most dangerous. I met you as soon as I came up. Therefore, we must pay attention to safety, and girls must wear safety helmets (that is, military training hats). This phone is too scary! Make the flowers look pale, make the grass look twisted, and make every little heart nervous. If the group is divided, it will all be scattered. Ben San and seven other people were lucky enough to get together and follow Master Meng. The master is not tall, but he is round everywhere. Except for the flat head and flat soles, almost all the lines on the whole person are curved. Use a disrespectful metaphor (note: teachers are generally described as disrespectful. But please believe that these teachers have a lot to respect and learn from. Like jujube stones. Unlike most frightened little people (us), the owner wears short clothes: T-shirts and sandals. It really relieved us a lot: after all, we can see from the master that he is not afraid. Who are we afraid of with master here? When the master opens his mouth, he speaks Tianjin dialect and is amiable. This has also increased our confidence index. After listening to the introduction of lathe, I assigned a lathe and began to practice shaking table. Three directions, three handwheels. Started the first close contact with the machine tool. I was lucky to be assigned to bed 6 (which started smoothly). It was very easy to use and spent four happy days with me. 90% satisfaction, weakness is turning tool. In the first 5 minutes, shake it; Five minutes later, run and run. We began to compare the feel of the old and new beds and handwheels. Take a closer look. Well, there are four kinds of eight beds. Although similar, contrast is absolutely necessary. Fortunately, the master followed me for a long time. Let's try it one by one. After about 30 minutes, the real work began! ! ! ! Beautiful! ! First, the master drilled holes and cut materials for the performance. As the first person to eat crabs, I experienced a drill and a cut. Almost effortless. It's a little hard to accept that steel, which is usually considered unattainable, is so easy to process. After that, they distributed materials and went back to their beds to do "private work". Knock the hammer down first. I have experienced the process of rough turning first and then fine turning, and it takes half an hour to squat on an immobile car cone. Our waist and legs passed the test. It's not easy! ! ! It took about two and a half days. Our hammer handle is finished (our group also has two defective products, my pocket type and another classmate's creative type). But they all have something to watch. Please call 1684774474) for specific symptoms. It's all hard work ! ! ! And then enter the real private life time. Each of us should be a part of a vise. The teacher assigned the two most difficult parts to two people who clamored for the simplest part (this distribution method was recognized by everyone) and began to work! ! We have a short time to make every part, but the time limit is very long. So the rest of the time we talked about eating everywhere. From Tianjin to Fujian, I told all the delicious foods in the world. Our tired legs for four days (I won't explain) and our long-suffering intestines (because the smell of engine oil is horrible and we can't eat anything, so our intestines are very painful) have been comforted mentally. Goodbye, Turner! !

Item 2: Forging, welding, milling and planing

On the fifth day, we bid farewell to the already familiar lathe worker. One after another (there should be four) new jobs. Let's forge first. When I walked into the forge classroom, I saw the stove on the wall, the stump on the ground and the anvil on it. I immediately felt the grandeur of Mo Xie, a great machine, and I don't know why there was a fear of Zhou Wang's brand. Plus, the house is too high, and it feels evil. So all the girls want to meet an honest teacher. Cheer up The teacher has a generous face. Have sincere eyes. As soon as I saw him, everyone thought Yang Yang was very warm. In addition, the teacher stuttered a little, which narrowed the distance between him and us (have you seen that ghost stutter? However, if we say it, we can see how much heart the teacher has wasted from the phenomenon that the teacher stutters much less than chatting in class! ! Awe). Class begins first. The temperature of 1300~850 swept away those ghosts. Everyone feels hot yellow molten iron flowing around in front of their eyes. Afraid. Then the teacher lit a big fire, and the imaginary molten iron suddenly turned into a delicious roast duck. These two hours are really a great test of our imagination. Then, air hammers and stamping devices of various specifications were started in turn, which made people feel that thunder rumbled and guns burst, without exception. When the biggest air hammer starts: it is vibrating, the wall is vibrating, the ground is vibrating, and our hearts are vibrating. At that moment, there was only one thought in my mind: Is our foundation solid enough? ! This feeling is like going through the baptism of a horror movie (don't laugh, I have never seen the world. Because the machines in the real factory are much scarier than this one. Of course, there will be times when the bitter comes the sweet. We're going to strike the iron soon! ! A round iron burns in a small stove. All we have to do is swing a sledgehammer and try our best to chisel it into a square! We all became little blacksmiths in Milan, tinkling. This is really easier said than done. If the hammer swings high, it can't be hit; If you swing low, you won't hit deep. It's been smashed all morning, and one of them has the meaning of a square. In the afternoon, under the pressure of the air hammer, our small square became a small square in the first few seconds. Looking at the master's performance, we only have admiration in our hearts. I experienced the process of taking out a stick from the high-temperature furnace and smashing it on the air hammer over and over again in the afternoon (I practiced my courage because I was watched by the master, but I was desperate without the master). Our admiration for teachers has been upgraded to worship. Who says workers are incompetent? If you have the ability, you can strike the iron within three tempering! Still smashed! I scared you to death! !

Day six. Let's go welding. The first time in the morning was even scarier. I took classes all morning. I knew something was coming, and the wind cast a shadow in front of it. Sure enough. Wear a mask and arc weld yourself as soon as you get up in the afternoon! ! I don't need to elaborate on this fear. It's enough for me to play with the protective glass that can only see the super bright arc on the mask. Because my arc welding is not in a straight line at all (it's all solder joints, you can experience it yourself), so I won't say much (hehe, don't hit me). I said gas welding. Gas welding is more dynamic than arc welding. Because arc welding has at least masks and gloves, and gas welding is not allowed at all! ! You must melt the slices first, and then add covered electrode to them. Every time I add it, there are colorful sparks flying. It's really unbearable! ! ! Fortunately, I have been ironed once as a lathe worker, and I don't care about this second meeting. It is worth winning a compliment from the teacher! ! ! But the most puzzling thing is that such a dangerous job is actually a female teacher! ! ! Really! Before leaving work in the afternoon, we listened to the introduction of stamping again. I really think workers are too dangerous! Pay tribute to the master worker! ! !

Days 7 and 8. What a grind! I thought the so-called milling worker was done in a medium with water. It won't be like that when you get there! ! ! Also sharp tools and similar lathes. But the difference is that a lathe worker is a knife and a milling worker is a piece. You can also process planes. Ben: Because the things we process will be used by ourselves in the future, we have finely ground the parts, and all the parts have reached the accuracy of 120%. Pray for good luck! ! !

Item 3: Assembler

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Before the fitter, I knew that the fitter was hell. Students from other majors have already told me about the hardships of survival of the fittest. And many people regard the broken saw blade as a joke. So I want to win in the middle. When I went there, I was beaten by the master (that is, the master told you that locksmiths are suffering, and everyone should be mentally prepared, and so on). In particular, you are not allowed to go back to using the milling machine! ! ) and a long group (because there are two people missing in my class, the master has added 20% more time), and we started to work! The first is to saw a piece of iron! Although I was instructed by the master, I was the first person to break the saw blade! And the boys in the same group have already spoken. Depressed! ! ! But it doesn't matter. The teacher said nothing to me! ! ! Thank god. Maybe I am too unprofessional with the boys in the same group, and we have sawed off several groups, and we are still less than half. However, with my encouragement, the boys in the same group saw the iron instead of the last one. It's good. Followed by scribing and drilling. It's nothing. Because teachers and machines do more. There is nothing special about Tao. The only thing that doesn't suit us is that there is a barbed wire between us and the classmates opposite us, which causes everyone to ask each other when they go in. This problem is more serious. Fortunately, the teacher scattered these people before everyone shared their criminal experiences. The only thing that is a little tired is to flatten your face. At first, I felt very discouraged when I saw how depressed I was, but after listening to the lovely teacher ET (it looked very similar but nice), it took three years to draw the disciples, and our hearts were more peaceful. I just crossed the line this morning as if nothing had happened. As soon as the afternoon arrived, we were told to look at the lovely iron along the line drawn in the morning! ! All the women were frightened. After seeing the teacher, we didn't mean to joke, so we had to go back to the big saw and pull it over! At this time, I realized that human potential is infinite: because of me! A weak woman was the first in our class to saw off the iron! ! ! ! Oh, my god When I saw the ninth wonder of the world I created, I really admired myself! But I made a fatal mistake: the machining allowance left is too large! So I will be depressed for too long. Frustration is a terrible job! ! I used the remaining 1 day to drop 2 mm steel! ! ! ! Maybe you'll think it's nothing, right Nothing, just frustration! But think about it, a few days ago, I was cutting iron like mud, but I was absent-minded when I watched iron flowers flying around. If I don't cut well, blame the lathe tool. If I cut well, I will praise myself. I didn't know iron was hard. Today, karma came. Let your young heart always remember the fact that iron is hard. Can you stand it? ! ! To make matters worse, none of the dead boys around me helped! Don't say it off the court, when it hurts! ! It's outrageous for a weak woman to do such heavy work! ! ! I am depressed! ! ! Can't send it! ! ! Fortunately, I handed in my work on time when I received it, got the second score in this group, and made a joke (this is another story, not to mention it for the time being). It will be a happy time after the third day. There are two reasons: 1 We are going to sit and assemble without wasting too much energy. The second is to look at yesterday and yesterday and laugh at the suffering and happiness of our people! ! The morning has passed. Draw a line on the big iron block of 50~70 kg to be processed. Physical and mental exercise. Meet in the afternoon. My happiest time. Because I was not only the first one to finish pretending, but also instructed, no, helped other students. In addition to being happy, I also realized the wisdom of the working class! ! ! On the last day, we punched and assembled the small parts made by the lathe worker before and turned them into real vises. Although only the three of us finished the day's work. But I think the sense of accomplishment belongs only to the three of us. Although I suffered a lot in the locksmith, I really can't bear to leave.

Item 4: Modern Processing

When welding, we have been to the modern processing site, which is very clean, but there is a special smell, which makes people like me who are particularly sensitive to strange smells suffer a lot. So it's a little repulsive. Helpless! ! I have to stay inside for four days! The first day is CNC milling. The content is boring. But the master is interesting. There are two masters staring at us. One is a man: not tall (at least not taller than me). A prominent feature is that the waistline is longer than the pants! ! ! I miss the child born after a former classmate (male) married Na Wei! ! ! And a pair of big glasses. The other is a woman: 1.7 meters, and her limbs seem to be directly inserted with bones. Exquisite facial features. Very kind. With these two teachers, our CNC milling for a day and a half is very substantial. And I will always remember the humor and profundity of male teachers and the patience and meticulousness of female teachers. A day and a half later, we were transferred to a CNC car. There are four teachers, two men and two women. I don't have a chance to be with beautiful women. I only compare two men (I mean handsome, but I am honest ..........). One teacher is young and the other is middle-aged. A teacher is ugly and a teacher is good-looking; A teacher system, a teacher is cautious. To sum up, a teacher is about 20 years old, with a height of 180CM or more and a well-proportioned figure. He is just a youthful face with big lips and small eyes, which makes people afraid to look straight. However, the voice is excellent (many of us boys and girls agree) and the lectures are systematic. Another teacher is about 40 years old, and his height is 170CM. Fortunately, he is not very fat. But the eyes are big, the nose is high, and the lecture style is rigorous. From the teacher, we draw a conclusion: when God takes something from you, he will definitely give you something back. (Is there a philosophy? )。 Followed by wire cutting. Only one female teacher looks very gentle. I made a lovely baby seal under her patient guidance. Grateful. But these four days are not practical on the whole, and there are quite some feelings of being an armchair strategist and understanding the spirit. If it ends like this, I think I will be disappointed.

Item 5: Casters

People who watch TV do well in pottery, so don't contact the foundry. Foundries dig sand. When I was a child, the master who played with mud (Ben 3) was surprised to break out in a cold sweat after seeing the sand shovel. I didn't expect to dig sand. Too advanced. The simplest mold is made in the morning. I didn't know there were various additives in the sand here. I was afraid it would be too loose. What was the result? The result is like a brick, just sent to burn! ! ! After being corrected by the teacher, the modeling of sand digging in the afternoon is not bad. But after rework. Alas, I am so demanding! ! ! What happened? Then I took two days of classes and rushed to practice. When I came back, I was casting a small plane. My plane is congenitally deficient. Because when the teacher lifted the mold, it was too wet. Or because the sand is wet, it is likely to have pores. I'm really afraid of being a freak with pores, trachoma and hyperplasia! ! And the most useful mud number, also let me do too fine. What can I do if I really do waste! ! Pour aluminum liquid in the morning (I thought everyone was carrying their own molds to the Daye smelting furnace to "collect" aluminum liquid, but who knows that the teacher took a long barrel and poured aluminum liquid that didn't burn or smoke but smelled bad into your small mold, which made me scared and excited for a long time) and went to heat treatment in the afternoon. Heat treatment is not interesting. The most interesting thing is to treat your little hammer so that it can really knock nails. Meaningful! It's just darker, as if it had just come back from Africa. Come back the next day to dismantle the small plane. Open it, it's really good! Symmetrical surface, no air holes, accurate box closing, but too many burrs. Nothing, I made it myself, just looking comfortable! ! Then do the parting. A group of boys and I won the championship with 95 points in one fell swoop (really the highest level), which drew a satisfactory end for the internship. Actually, I don't want to leave! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

From the lathe worker. The result is to cut one a day. Let's not talk about milling. It's gone. The fitter started again, alas. .....................

I'm fine. I'm not hurt.

Don't say you're not hurt, or the Buddha will be merciful when he hears it. ..........

Second: a woman who is easily injured.

I'm not singing. I mean, girls are fragile. The types of work that must be paid attention to and have a high probability of injury are: fitter, lathe worker and milling worker (but none of us are spared! ! )。 Of course, if you are injured by modern treatment, I'm afraid we can only see you in the ancestral hall! ! ! Take care! Please indicate that the address is from Cool Shadow Network (ky530.com):/practice/610164021888.html.