Who told me two jokes to make me laugh?

1. The Mayfly shook the tree and didn't move.

2. A gentleman is beautiful as an adult, but a villain is loved.

If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell him.

6. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. It is a fool not to take it.

With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly.

8. Peeking at the leopard in the pipe scares me.

9. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

10. Think back then, but look now, stalking and beating.

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12. Books are rarely used, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

13. Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, and it is not good to give one more.

14. How much sadness can you have, just like PetroChina in Man Cang.

15. Clear water produces hibiscus, and troubled times produces heroes.

16. Can I have dinner with friends from afar?