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What is the bottom line for a real gentleman to watch chess without saying a word?
Watching chess without saying a word is a folk proverb.
It means don't talk too much when watching others play chess, that is, don't give advice to others; A chess player cannot regret playing chess, which is the basic rule of playing chess. In other words, whether playing chess or watching chess, chess products are better.
There is a "rule" in watching chess, which is to watch chess without saying anything. One explanation is that black and white Go symbolizes the sun and the moon, indicating yin and yang. The circle of the chessboard simulates a round sky, and the four corners of the chessboard are square. A total of 19 rows, 9 stars, representing 9 planets.
The length of Go board is 1' 2 ",which means 12 months. Bai Zi means day, and sunspots mean night. Sunspots go first, which means that the day starts at midnight. Black and white are opposites, which means that Yin and Yang should not be mixed with other things, so bystanders are not allowed to interrupt when playing Go.
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The ancients said that watching chess is not a true gentleman, and a gentleman has no regrets.
Master Zhang and Master Yu know each other. Master Zhang, 56, is the manager of Nanyuan Senior Activity Room in Jingyuan, Ding Qiao. Master Yu is 53 years old. In his early years, due to poor health, he went through the formalities of early retirement from his unit. They live in Building No.1 and Building No.2 of Jingyuan Nanyuan Community respectively, and they are neighbors opposite the buildings.
Of course, they have the same hobby: they all like playing chess. Master Zhang and Master Yu have known each other for three or four years and are old chess friends. Usually playing chess is also a matter of winning or losing, and soon their throats will thump, but everyone thinks this is normal.
Master Zhang said that he was playing chess with a resident of the community at that time, and Master Yu was watching chess, which caused him to lose the game.
"He (Yu Shifu) doesn't need to look at it, and always helps others to point. What's the point of playing chess like this? " Master Zhang was very uncomfortable, so he said a few words to Master Yu, who did not show weakness and immediately talked back. "The more I listen to, the more angry I am. I said I would hit him. Who knows that he suddenly took out a switchblade from his pocket and ran towards me to stab me. "
Master Zhang said that out of instinct, he immediately grabbed a wooden stool to resist. "I took a chair and hit him on the head, so his head was disfigured, but then he stabbed me with a knife and chased me out of the room ..."
But Master Yu said that Master Zhang hit him with a chair first. "He hit me on the head with a wooden stool, and I will definitely fight back. There happened to be a switchblade in the trash can, so I picked it up. I saw him running out of the door, so I chased him out, grabbed him and stabbed him, and I stabbed him ... "
Dear chess friends, here are the negative materials. Don't be too serious about playing chess or watching chess in the future. Don't hurt your feelings with your hands.
People's Daily Online-An old man who watched chess without saying a word was stabbed ten times by the chess watcher when he lost (Figure).
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