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Classroom interlude composition

In daily study, work and life, we often see the figure of composition. Composition is a narrative way in which people express the relevant knowledge, experience and thoughts stored in memory in written form. What is the composition you have seen? The following is the composition of the classroom episode that I helped you organize. Welcome to read the collection.

Classroom composition 1 Yesterday morning, we were having a class. Suddenly, the teacher's cell phone rang. After the teacher answered the phone, he said he would go out for a few minutes. The whole class endured the excitement, because everyone knew that we could play in the class soon.

After the teacher left, in order to ensure the authenticity, Gao Xiao went to explore the road first. A few seconds later, Gao Xiao happily said to the whole class, "With the teacher gone, let's feel at home." At this time, the energy contained in the hearts of the whole class suddenly came out of generate, as if their little universe had exploded. Everyone began to do their own thing. Some people play chess, some people play cards, some people doodle casually ... The whole class is in a mess.

Although the students had a good time, they were still very alert. In order to prevent the teacher from suddenly attacking, everyone took turns to change posts.

So the students have no scruples.

The two students sitting behind me are chatting happily.

One of them said, "Do you play CF?"

The other said, "Of course."

"Do you know which level I play best? I'm telling you it's Rita. A friend of mine gave me a software. As long as I hit that level and keep pressing T, I can always use Grenade guns without being titled. "

"Hey, I just hit them hard with my gloves and killed them."

"This also take! Too dependent. "

Then the guard came back and said, "Be careful." The whole class immediately cleaned the battlefield, tidied up the desks and took out the books. A few minutes later, serious study resumed in the classroom.

An interesting classroom episode passed without a trace.

Classroom Episode Composition 2 Today, our class is having a Chinese class, but an episode happened, which made the teacher very angry with us.

In this class, Debbie in our class began to eat spicy strips. He quietly tore open the package first, then pulled out the spicy strips, pretended to pick up the pen on the ground, bent down, quickly stuffed the spicy strips into his mouth, blocked them with books and ate them secretly. But the teacher stands tall and sees far! He was quickly stared at by the teacher, who said sternly, "Yo! Does it taste good? You don't study well, and you dare to eat spicy strips. Why not go to heaven? " Dube looked at the teacher with a straight face.

This is over, and the teacher is completely annoyed. I saw the teacher shouting, "throw away the trash can quickly!" " His face became gloomy, his eyebrows pricked up, his eyes widened, he looked at Dube and pouted. Dube then knew he was wrong.

This time, Betty doesn't feel well either. He was fined to write an 800-word review because he angered the teacher. This is the teacher of our class. Through this episode, everyone will never dare to eat snacks in class again.

Classroom Episode Composition 3 This class is our dream class. Art class doesn't need to be compared with others. Don't say how beautiful others draw, just try your best. The art teacher walked into the classroom, stood on the platform and said: You can do whatever you want without drawing art in this class, but you can't talk. Suddenly, the whole class was boiling, as if the newly boiled water rose into the air through the lid, and the water in the pot boiled and rolled up. This class was very comfortable, and I didn't know what to do, so I chatted with my classmates next to me.

Regarding the future senior high school entrance examination, several of us later sang a song: The missing once diluted the time, but we could not meet each other. I sent you away with tears on the day you left the sea. Then I became popular, put out my cigarette and went back in time ... Let bygones be bygones. This song moved me deeply and made the timer accurate.

Classroom episode composition 4 "Please pay attention! There is a classmate in our class eating snacks! " The teacher stood on the platform and said sternly, her eyes quickly scanned the classroom, stopped on Huang Hao and wrote an episode in class.

At this point, the classroom was immediately silent, and we all turned our attention to Huang Hao. I saw him with a cat around his waist and quickly put snacks on his stomach. Suddenly, he seems to feel that it is not safe here and the teacher will find out. He quickly took out the plastic bag from the desk, put the snacks in it like lightning, skillfully tied a knot, quickly hung it on the small hook beside the desk, and described the composition "Composition in the Classroom". Finally, he slowly raised his head and waited for the teacher to punish him.

"Deduct points, deduct points!" Some boys shouted excitedly, some boys clapped their hands and some boys laughed loudly. At this moment, I saw Huang Hao blushing. He buried his head very low again, sweating from the corner of his forehead, as if he regretted it, and as if he were meditating: "Unfortunately, I have been found out and will be deducted again, which will affect the performance of our group. I don't know if they will hit me after class. "

He suddenly glanced at his deskmate out of the corner of his eye, as if to get the understanding of his team members, and as if to say, "I will never do this again!" " "

Seeing this, I couldn't help but write down the episode of this class.

Classroom Episode Composition 5 This is a Chinese class, an episode in the classroom. Suddenly, I don't know who shouted: "Report". The students all turned their heads back. The teacher who is tutoring back and forth hurried to the last row of the third group. I saw Chen Chao clutching his chest, looking miserable. It turned out that she had just vomited, and the teacher kindly asked her and helped her out of the classroom.

As soon as the teacher left, some discordant notes appeared in the quiet classroom. Gao Hang, the most vocal student, muttered, "This little girl must have eaten her stomach last night." Say that finish, pretend to add lips greedily and have an episode in class. "Stop arguing and talk nonsense. I think it must be too spicy. " Hu Qing behind him added impatiently.

I didn't want to join the "discussion", so I took out a book I couldn't put down from my schoolbag-The Complete Works of Ye Shengtao's Children's Literature, put it on my lap and read it with relish for a while. I quickly entered the role, and everything around me seemed to disappear. Suddenly, I don't know who slapped me. I looked up, ah, teacher, so I quickly stuffed the book into my desk and lowered my head, waiting for the "storm". The teacher suddenly said gently, "Show me the book, will you?" I reluctantly handed the book over, feeling uneasy.

"It is good to read more such books, but you can't read them in class." After that, the teacher returned the book to me.

The classroom is calm again, but my heart cannot be calm for a long time.

There will always be many episodes in class, and which one impressed me the most …

"Ding Rinrin-"The bell rang and the teacher walked into the classroom with light steps. The teacher opened the book and told the lesson vividly. The students listened with relish. From time to time, some students raised their hands and scrambled to answer the teacher's questions.

"ah!" Just then, a scream came from a corner. Everyone followed the sound and saw a classmate constantly fanning his head with his hand, but there was a wasp hovering over his head! The wasp flew away again, stopping on the wall for a while and landing on the classmate's desk for a while. The classroom suddenly exploded. Some students use books to drive away wasps, some students "run away", some students scream in horror ... The whole class is in a mess, and even the teacher's call doesn't work. The wasp seems to be looking for an exit, bumping around, but hitting a wall everywhere. It may be tired of flying and stopped on the electric fan. A classmate turned on the electric fan conveniently, and the wasp flew several meters away and was bounced to the window. The classmate sitting by the window opened the window and the wasp flew out smoothly. The classroom was calm again, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief and listened attentively.

The episode in class is not only interesting, but also brings us happiness, makes the class less serious, and lets us "combine work and rest" and relax.

Classroom episode composition 7 "Hahahaha ..." Everyone laughed.

What's going on here?

Oh, it turns out that a classmate wrote a typo and wrote "blow" as "blow Buddha". The teacher said, Do you dare to blow Buddha? The Monkey King turned a somersault and thought he should turn out the palm of Galeries Lafayette's hand and put it on the post to sprinkle monkey urine. When I came back to see Galeries Lafayette, Galeries Lafayette said, Po Hou, why did you spill monkey urine on my middle finger? Smell it ... the Monkey King's great skill has not escaped the Tathagata. You're amazing! How dare you blow Buddha!

Then I told another classmate's typo. The teacher said, "steaming" is like the grate in the pot when steaming steamed bread. If you throw that grate away, it's like without it, your steamed bread will fall into the water and become a pot of porridge.

Some students write "Ning" as "doubt", "Qi" as "disciple" and "boat" as "week" ... Every misspelled teacher can become a joke, and everyone laughs until tears come out.

The students in our class are really good at writing. It's amazing to laugh at everyone like this!

In the reading class today, the teacher heard that the class next door was very noisy. The teacher thought the class was over, but there was no one outside. The teacher said, "I'll go outside and see what's going on." Just stay in the classroom and don't run around. " "Let's just say," Class is over! Class is over! Go out and play! "We said, and ran out. Chen Xiaogang and I ran to the door of the classroom and almost rushed out. I saw the teacher suddenly come in, holding a classmate in one hand. The teacher said, "The two of them ran out to play and didn't finish the class. When did you hear the bell? "? Huh? Huh? "Two of their classmates bowed their heads.

The teacher looked at their school cards. One is Ding and the other is Zhang. The teacher said, "I remember the names of both of you. I'll tell your class teacher later." Xiao Chen and I were lucky enough to say, "I was almost seen by the school card!" At this moment, "Tintin, Tintin. . . . . . "We rushed out eagerly when the bell rang. I saw the teacher say, "Come back. I didn't ask you to finish class, so you are not allowed to finish class! Wait! I still have some details to tell you! " It took only a few seconds for the teacher to tell that story, but it seems to me that centuries have passed! Finally, the class was over, and we rushed out and jumped very high!

One day, our class was having a unit test, and the classroom was very quiet, except for the rustling of students' writing. A cool breeze blew and I stretched lazily. Just then, two birds flew into the classroom unconsciously. ...

Two birds are wearing green shirts and rolling their eyes. They are very clever. They flap their wings quickly. Hovering over the classroom. Hey, that's interesting. Everyone's attention was immediately focused on the bird. Male students looked at the bird strangely, and their eyes flew around with the bird. Female students dare not put books on their heads or hide them aside. It is too noisy in the classroom. Seeing this noisy scene, the bird seems to panic, suddenly speeds up and runs amok in the classroom. I hit my head on the transparent glass, which rattled. I am even more surprised. This bird is really crazy! After many impacts, the bird couldn't hold on any longer and suddenly landed in a corner of the classroom. Everyone ran over and saw the bird lying tightly on the ground, motionless. I don't know who shouted, "The bird is dead! The bird is dead! " Everyone feels a little bitter in his heart. Fortunately, teacher Zhang is in charge of the overall situation, so that everyone will not be more flustered.

I walked back to my seat with my head down, thinking: poor bird, so dead, alas ~ I looked at the bird, picked up the pen and continued to write the topic. ...

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Classroom episode composition 10 Although the episode is only a moment, it is more shocking than anything else. Today, such an episode happened in our class.

The teacher is giving a lecture at the right time. A classmate of Class Two knocked at the door. After the teacher opened the door, he immediately asked, "Teacher, did you take Unit 8?" Has it changed? "The teacher said in confusion," I changed it. "He said politely," we also took part in the exam. But Mr. Ma has a problem that he is afraid of correcting mistakes, so I borrow your class's test paper for reference. " We immediately shouted, "Take Dai away." The teacher's next sentence immediately shocked us. He said: "Take Li Jiayang's, he is also very good. "

Just then, a classmate whispered, "Since the teacher said so, listen to the teacher." . But some students who were afraid of chaos in the world actually said, "It's better to wear it." "Dai Dai's ..." Those students still insist on their opinions. The teacher asked everyone to keep quiet and continue the class. But those students who say Dai are louder. At this time, Grandpa Dai said weakly, "Take mine, I should be right." Later, the teacher looked for Li Jiayang and Dai's papers from the pile. It turned out that Dai accidentally answered a wrong question in this exam. On the contrary, Li Jiayang got full marks.

Finally, the teacher took Li Jiayang's and criticized those who were afraid of chaos in the world. Dai bowed his head in embarrassment.

This episode tells us not to underestimate our opponents, but to respect teachers' opinions, otherwise we will always embarrass ourselves or people around us.

Classroom Episode Composition 1 1 The textbook for the second class this afternoon should be in physical education class. Because the PE teacher has something to do, he was temporarily transferred to the Chinese class. At first, a hundred people didn't want to, but I didn't expect this class to be more interesting than physical education class. As soon as Mr. Wang entered the classroom, he saw Li Yanxiu's upper and lower eyelids fighting, so sleepy. The teacher crept up behind him and put his hand behind him. Li Yanxiu woke up with a start. Teacher Wang smiled and said to him, "Take a nap in the future and don't run around!" " ""it's time for bed now! "The teacher gives orders like a judge. The students were full of energy at once, with their backs straight and their eyes wide like cowbells, searching around for "criminal suspects"-to see who was a sleepy person who had no spirit in class. Hey, the harvest is really not small. We caught two "criminal suspects" at once, one is Jia Ruxin and the other is Fang Tianyu. The teacher looked at them and said, "I caught them wrong." These two students have small eyes and are full of energy! """Ha ha ha ..." The students laughed their heads off. "Well, let's see whose eyes can't be opened!" Teacher Wang issued a new order. This time, we turned our attention to Cao. In order to show that his eyes are the biggest in the class, he quickly supported his eyelids with his hands, making everyone laugh until their stomachs hurt. This class begins with laughter. ...

Classroom Episode Composition 12 This time, after the team meeting in the amphitheatre, I was a little tired and slowly came to the stairs. I am like an old lady going up the stairs, and every step is very difficult. I walked into the classroom and saw my seat, like a comfortable sofa. Sit on it before I leave. However, as soon as I heard that there was going to be an activity, I was completely dizzy, but I went to class anyway. Although I am very tired, I pretend to be energetic.

On the way, Mr. Ye didn't have time for us to do exercises and let two students read The Story of a Different Class. We listened with relish. When reading "Liu Shaoqi came slowly with eight steps, as soon as he opened the door, the students immediately stood in two rows and made a standard" please "gesture like a waiter in an international hotel welcoming international friends. He paused, and was invited to the seat by the teacher ... "Teacher Ye came from the door dressed as Liu Shaoqi, and was faintly visible through the opaque glass. Teacher Ye was a scholar. Accompanied by Mr. Ye's affectionate explanation, bursts of laughter broke out in the classroom.

This "feat" is really rare. Teacher Ye is very careful in class.

The content in the book is like a soul movie, and Teacher Ye's affectionate interpretation is an episode, an episode in class.

Classroom interlude composition 13 There was an interlude in our classroom today.

In Chinese class, the teacher just finished teaching the text "Seven Diamonds". The puppy was dying of hunger and thirst, and the pupils were writing at the dying moment. Just then, suddenly there was a bang outside the window, which alarmed our class. People are beginning to wonder if someone kicked the football on the glass. I wonder if a group of big birds came to get back at me. Because I once buried a dying bird.

Just as we made a wild guess, Mr. Hu opened the door and went out to see it. In the meantime, we all followed him. Mr. Hu saw at a glance that it was a bird, probably because the fog was too heavy this morning, which made the bird get lost during the flight and hit the window by mistake. Because it is badly hurt, just like the puppy in the article, it is dying. Then the teacher saw blood in its eyes, so we took it to the classroom. Several students saw the tears in its other eye again, and I think it was probably because they were moved to tears.

"Jingle bells, Jingle bells", the bell rang, and we couldn't wait to make a nest for it. Finally, the bird's nest was made, and it lay quietly in it to raise the wound. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for it to die because of its injuries. At that time, we were extremely sad.

This "episode" made us realize that small animals have the same life as people and have the right to live on the earth. We should cherish our own lives and the lives of other animals.

Classroom composition 14 The first class this afternoon is Chinese. When the teacher came into the classroom, everyone said hello and just wanted to hear the students "Ah!" Bang, what am I in the eyes of my classmates?

I looked up at the ceiling, oh! Boy, a butterfly flies around in the classroom, and sometimes it hits the wall for no reason. I can clearly see what it looks like: it has a gorgeous black dress with little dots on its wings, just like little stars shining in the night sky.

Just as I was looking at the beautiful butterfly, a thrilling scene appeared. The butterfly flew to the electric fan. Suddenly, he was hit by a leaf in the electric fan and was ejected several centimeters. The students were very worried about Butterfly, fearing that he would be hit by leaves and his life would be in danger, but Butterfly was ungrateful and hit the electric fan twice. This is because the students quickly asked the students next to the electric fan switch to turn it off. Maybe the butterfly is tired.

But you can't keep the butterfly on the wall all the time, so the teacher and the students worked together to find a way, and finally discussed and decided to drive the butterfly down with a meter foot.

Just do it. The teacher brought the rice ruler, but she knocked it a few times beside the butterfly. The butterfly flew down for fear of being hit by the ruler, and then flew out of the window. This is a cheer in the classroom, and this episode has finally passed, and there is a loud book sound in the classroom.

This episode is really thrilling!

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"ah!" "Don't come over!" Everywhere the bees went, the crowd began to stir, and screams came and went, reaching my ears. "Coward!" A boy not far away scolded a sentence, and the bee seemed to hear his words and immediately turned and flew towards him.

"No, don't come!" The boy screamed even harder. Who the hell is a coward? Watching the boy panic, the bees flew away in a friendly way.

The arrival of bees made a mess of our class. Several brave boys put up umbrellas and tried to drive away the bees. But bees make things worse. They keep flying and stop on timid girls from time to time. ...

The good times didn't last long. Bees fly higher and higher to avoid the umbrella and fly over the fan. As soon as it touched the fan blade, it slammed, bounced off and fainted to the ground.

A boy immediately rushed out and stepped on it, shoveled it with a garbage shovel and threw it into the trash can, and the bee incident came to an end.

Teacher Zhong joked: "People say that the unexpected trouble is a' flash disaster', so write your composition!"

So, there is this article.