Let's have some funny jokes.

That was four years ago, when I was still in college.

Xiaoli is a beautiful and naive girl. She is my girlfriend. The students all say that we are made for each other.

Our relationship has developed rapidly. Naturally, one summer vacation, I took her home. I didn't answer myself

I went to my uncle's house because my uncle is a millionaire and I wanted to show her off. My uncle is very enthusiastic,

Xiao Li also had a good time.

Today, Xiaoli and I met again in the coffee shop.

She asked, "How are you now? Still a person? "

"Yes!"

"You should find a girlfriend, don't dwell on the past. My husband and I are very concerned about you. "

"Aunt, thank you and uncle for your concern. I will have a girlfriend! " I answered angrily.

After the first class, the teacher of the skydiving modeling school asked the students if they had any questions. "Every time we jump,

How much is it once? A student asked, "10 dollars!" Another student seemed a little nervous, stood up and asked:

"What if the parachute doesn't open when jumping?" "Don't worry, if we can't open the parachute, we will put the money in.

Here you go. "The teacher replied.

The fire brigade received an alarm call.

Fire brigade: Where is the fire?

Alarm person: My home.

Fire brigade: I mean, where?

Policeman: In the kitchen.

Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there?

Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? !

One day! A ferry sank into the sea because of the storm! Only three people survived! Respectively is a successful quotient.

Man, a teenager, a tramp!

A month later, the boy fished up a magic lamp from the sea! He wiped it! Suddenly an elf ran out and asked him.

Let's each make a wish! The businessman cares about his career! He said: I want to go back to the company to make money! The genie nodded!

Whoosh That businessman has disappeared! Teenagers miss their families very much! ! So he said: I want to go home! ! Elves have more points.

Nod! ! Whoosh The boy is gone! ! The genie asked the tramp, You? What do you want to wish for? step on

I thought about it! I don't know what I want. But it's boring to be here alone! ! Uh-huh ~ both of them.

Come and stay with me! ! So! ! Another whoosh! Businessmen and teenagers are back! ! !

Ge You once went to the toilet, and Ge You invited a friend to dinner. He went to the toilet on the way, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout, "Isn't this Ge You?"

I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!