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A 4-year-old woman said happily

Hello, friend, a 4-year-old woman, please look at the following sentences

1. A woman who is almost 4 years old may lose her temper with her best friend because of a little thing.

2. Travel is a process of rediscovering yourself, getting rid of the original life for a while, observing the world with the eyes of discovery, and experiencing a different life with a compassionate heart. The golden age of a woman is forty years old. She has experienced something, and she has realized that growing up is to integrate nature and experience, and being sensible is to share the edges and corners with smoothness. Compromise is a game after wind and rain, not weakness.

3. As a husband and wife, women should know how to protect and men should know how to be grateful. After people reach the age of forty, love has actually become a family relationship. For the sake of family and children, we must go on no matter how hard it is.

4. There is a mushroom cool. In the most beautiful age, I hated many people, liked many people, and envied many people ... I was also hated, liked and envied ... Every mushroom cool has been ignorant and has had shining years and moments! Mushroom is cool, I hope you can live from 2 to 1, from 3 to 2, from 4 to 5 to 6 … all of them are still 3, because a woman of 3 is the most beautiful! ?

5. When a woman is over forty years old, the age limit of many enterprises is turned away. When she retreats to the second line for her family, takes care of and guides her children, and returns to the workplace, she finds that no matter how much you want to have a job, she has no chance. So depressed and helpless ... Does education represent ability, and youth represents capital, so we mothers who have trained the next generation wholeheartedly should be abandoned by society? !

6. Damn it, a woman in her late forties can't find anything bitter in her husband's life and throws it at me! ! I'm not your mother's daughter. I'm not related to you. It's my first time to go abroad or leave home. I'm helpless and lonely. I have had four fevers in six months and I just recovered from depression. I'm holding back my adjustment. Have you said anything to anyone? Tell me how sad and painful you are as soon as you see me. It's none of my business. I can't get rid of my feelings. .

7. Women in their late forties begin to pay attention to their health, eat less salt and oil, go to bed early and get up early and keep exercising.

8. At breakfast, I was thinking that all the women around me were old, and I didn't know what I would look like when I was forty, and then I buckled my breakfast on my pajamas, covered in rice grains like a child of three or four years old. Maybe I would look like a twenties when I was forty. ?

9. "Auntie, come in and sit down." Zhou Linlang received the memory of the original owner and naturally recognized this woman in front of her. She looked at her forties, but she was actually less than forty years old, just because she was working hard at ordinary times.

1. Do you know which month is the most beautiful in Beijing? The days in September and September are like August, and the nights are like October. Just like our 3-year-old women, they have the face of a 2-year-old woman and the wisdom of a 4-year-old woman. This is the most beautiful moment among women. ?

Xi. Oh, it's wonderful. Lao Xu, who is 4 years old, is really getting more and more exciting, and she has become a woman's best appearance. There is a tiger in the heart and a rose in the nose. I hope all girls can become a free and happy woman with a colorful heart and a light weight outside when they grow up.

12. I used to be invincible in youth, and I felt that a 4-year-old woman was like a dying flower. Now I am in my early forties, but I feel that my best life has just begun.

thirteen, a woman who is almost forty years old will occasionally throw a charm and still have a girl's heart.

14. I think I have an innocent face. On my way home, two women in their thirties and forties stopped me and asked for some support. The reason is that I'm hungry. I'll take you to eat whatever you want. The younger woman said she didn't want to bother you, just give me some change. I said I didn't bring any cash. Two people are a little embarrassed. Let's talk about KFC. I ordered some food, put it on their table and left. I'm thinking, is it true or not? If you are a liar, all you can get are people who are willing to believe or unwilling to expose it. I seem to know but I don't want to expose it. Alas, I hope you are good because I've never met you before.

15. My mother said, "A beautiful woman of forty is chatting with an ugly girl of twenty." ?

XVI. Lu Yike is simply a green tea bitch in the inspection field. A woman of forty acts like a spoiled brat and pretends to be cute every day. How did such an idiot who can't distinguish between work and life become a director? ?

XVII. At this age, it is rare for friends around us to get married, but every year they hear news of classmates or friends' divorce, and infidelity is almost the main reason. Thinking of the songs of Shui Mu's youth, how many people have seen adore you's face when he was young, but who can bear the relentless changes of the years? Yes, no matter how a woman takes care of her body, the body in her thirties and forties is never as delicate as that in her eighties and twenties. Most men in the world are vulgar and always infatuated with the young body. When we were young, we thought that when we stepped into the marriage hall, the blessings that attracted everyone's attention would last a lifetime. We thought that love could stand the test, and who knows that true love never needs to be tested.

women after the age of 18 or 4 should learn: get together more, stay at home less, go out, spend a flower, find girlfriends, praise each other, be beautiful, gossip, and don't take care of your family.

nineteen, Karen Mok got married. Not with Feng Delun, but with a German boy she met abroad when she was seventeen. It was her first love. A woman can marry the person she fell in love with when she was seventeen at the age of forty. Is it the best thing in the world? So now, no matter what the person you love does to you, you still have a chance. Let him know you again and fall in love with you when he is forty years old, and then stay together for life. There is still a long way to go. ?

a woman in her twenties and forties still has the feelings of a little girl, and she is deeply infatuated with emotions, especially the feelings that have accumulated over the years, which is the most beautiful yearning in my heart. What my husband said in the middle of the night that day: You are the most solid backing in my heart, the only support and comforting force when I face the helplessness and powerlessness of life. Is this a confession of love?

21st, once a woman is over forty years old, she should be dignified and elegant. There must be at least the most basic way of dealing with people. There is a kind of mentality that all rivers run into the sea and the years are quiet. Don't grow a ferocious tangled face in vain, let people stay at a respectful distance from you when you open your mouth, and don't want to say anything more from now on. ?

A woman in her twenties and forties may laugh out of breath because of a joke.

twenty-three, those women in their thirties and forties always like to send some cute selfies when they have nothing to do. Where did they get their confidence and courage? ?

the teaching director of our school. That is, my boss, a 4-year-old aunt, is also in super poor shape, and it seems that she doesn't take care of her woman who is tortured by life. But the moment she picked up the violin and piano and played Beethoven casually, she was really a girl, too, but her life was too bad and she was too worldly. It was too important to marry a good man.