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I won't mention all kinds of styles hanging on the red carpet in Guan Xiaotong's "Ace to Ace". How come even clothing styles are the best in ever-changing situations?
This time, in the variety "Travel Notes Around Youth", Guan Xiaotong cos played the role of "Xiao Qiao". With peach blossom makeup on her face and a small round fan in her hand, it just shows the shyness of unmarried girls and makes people shine at the moment.
Moreover, this little Joe is not only beautiful, but also very talented.
In the Q&A session of Gu Zhuo, Guan Xiaotong showed amazing knowledge and answered the questions of director Wu Tong.
However, most of the time, Guan Xiaotong was afraid to answer questions. He just raised his hand to tell teammate Jia Ling the answer and let Jia Ling answer it.
Looking at Guan Xiaotong carefully, "Sister" Jia Ling couldn't help teasing her. "You are afraid that you will become your own principal."
It is also true that Guan Xiaotong's "schoolmaster" has suffered a lot.
20 17 participated in the variety "Running Man", in which Guan Xiaotong skillfully used quadratic linear equation to answer questions from the director group.
I don't know what's so surprising about Guan Xiaotong's junior high school knowledge. Anyway, all the other guests present stared wide-eyed and looked like they had never been to school, and in the later period, they kept labeling Guan Xiaotong as a "schoolmaster".
Although it is not good to be blind and confident, if it is also bullying, Sister Fan can only say, "I can fuck me."
Sister Fan is not the only one who has this idea. In this way, Guan Xiaotong became an over-marketer in the eyes of netizens. Every time I see her, I have to ridicule "Guan Xiaotong can also solve binary linear equations."
Guan Xiaotong's travels and ancient poems around his youth were hotly searched, and netizens mocked him again.
In fact, as an art candidate, Guan Xiaotong scored 552 points in the college entrance examination, which is a veritable "schoolmaster", but the result was ruined by excessive marketing.
It can be seen that although "Xueba" is well-known, don't touch it easily.
Otherwise, you'll feel better if you turn over.
To say that the most sensational thing about Li Xueba's rollover this year must be the horse?
The college entrance examination scored 307 points (online transmission), and even the admission line did not pass (fact). This achievement gave the most ignorant students in the class a "bad luck".
It happened that Ma was still a "schoolmaster" before the college entrance examination results came out. Usually, my grades are hovering in the top few grades, and I also shared my own reciting methods with fans.
Even, in order to face the college entrance examination, Ma studied in seclusion for several months.
As a result, this is it?
After the horse was ridiculed by everyone for 307 points, many people took off their powder, including the agent of online celebrity Luo Million. With the permission of the agent, Rowan tore up the poster of the horse.
Unexpectedly, Luo Million's action aroused the dissatisfaction of horse fans (the "groom" in Luo Million's mouth), and the two sides fought in the Internet.
In the process of "fighting", some interesting topics appeared, such as "Luo Million instigated Ma to get 307 points". (It's hard for 307 anyway)
The war without smoke ended in millions of letters from lawyers.
At first, Ma's fans didn't believe that Luo Million would really sue them (after all, no one believed the lawyer's letter after Fan Fan incident).
It happened that the opposite side is also a famous online celebrity. The phrase "but I have money" scared the horse fans away.
The war of abuse between the two sides has stopped, but netizens' ridicule of Ma is far from stopping. Visually, the only way out for him now is to pull back a game in the college entrance examination next year.
When it comes to "learning to bully people", you have to mention Jin Dong.
As the "first person to install X" in the hearts of the public, his rollover history is really new, and he can "turn over" new tricks every once in a while.
Strange to say, although Jin Dong has obvious face value and strength, and is deeply loved by middle-aged women, she insists on creating an image of reading and knowledge for herself.
As a result, many mistakes were made.
It is common to quote famous sayings when posting, and most people will go to Lu Xun. Jin Dong is different. He chose Van Gogh with an inclined sword.
For example, "live deeply in this changeable world."
But did he really think that Van Gogh had no fans? Suddenly discovered by netizens, Van Gogh never said this sentence.
Of course, this is not the most slapping.
Jin Dong once talked about Kan Kan in an interview, saying that he liked to read some professional books before going to bed, and then blurted out a "Nobel Prize in Mathematics".
Let's just say that "making something out of nothing" (Nobel doesn't have a math prize) is not very good.
However, these things have passed for a long time. It's boring to stare at Jin Dong and laugh all the time. Might as well make fun of something new.
In an interview this year, Jin Dong said that he likes riding motorcycles recently and plans to organize a 10,000-kilometer ride next spring.
As soon as this sentence came out, the people who ate melons said: "Jin Dong still has to act well, don't come out and talk nonsense."
In fact, it is not impossible to ride a motorcycle for 10 thousand kilometers. It's almost 200 kilometers a day, and you can walk it in two months by bike.
However, as a hot A-list star, does Jin Dong really have the time and energy to ride for two months without interruption?
Obviously, Jin Dong did not consider the concept of 10,000 kilometers when answering questions.
Last month, Jin Dong posted "Winter is the favorite of the four seasons" on social platforms, which was immediately bombarded by netizens. "20 14 You also said that autumn is your favorite!"
So, don't touch the school bully, or even a favorite season will be picked out after the rollover.
Seeing Jin Dong's recent photos, Fan Jie gained a lot of weight. I wonder if I can realize my wish of riding 10 thousand kilometers next year?
From the powerful actor in the eyes of the public to "no drama to shoot", Zhai X did not expect that he would be ruined by a sentence "What is HowNet".
At that time, Zhai X played a fake policeman in the Spring Festival Evening, and was praised for his superb acting skills and promising youth. In the back foot, he exposed the post-doctoral admission notice of Peking University on the social platform, which made people exclaim "Xueba!"
However, the higher you climb, the worse you fall. Zhai Xlin, who was proud for a while, blurted out "What is HowNet" in the live broadcast. Although remedial measures were taken the next day, he posted that he was only joking.
However, netizens no longer believed him, and soon made public Zhai X's academic achievements.
Finally, it is found that the duplicate checking rate of Zhai X's paper is as high as 40%, which is suspected of plagiarism. Even, even his college entrance examination results may be problematic.
In the end, Zhai X apologized to the public and repented. But no one will forgive him.
Because, after the "Zhai X incident", the duplicate checking rate of papers in major universities has declined. This means that it will be more difficult for graduates to write papers.
So there will be a wave of rants every graduation season. When netizens meet, they have to ask, "How many years have you graduated?"
Zhai X's career in full swing soon came to a standstill. Since 20 19, he has never made any film works and few TV plays.
"Zhai X" (filmed before the accident) currently has six TV series, one of which is in cooperation with inferior artists, and should not be broadcast. This is the end of the year, and there is still no news from the other five, even if there is no hope.
It can be said that the resources in house X are endless now.
This year, Zhai Xlin tried to spoof on social platforms and wrote, "If scolding me can help you relieve the pressure of the paper season, then I think being scolded is also a meaningful thing."
The result was really scolded by netizens (still scolded after 65438+ February).
Seeing, unless there is a second "Zhai X", netizens will not be able to forget his black history.
There are quite a few stars who have overturned in the entertainment circle. X Zhuo, who stepped out of the circle and served as the host of Happy Camp, was once favored by many people.
But in a live broadcast, he bluntly said that his education was "stolen" by changing from a former student to a new student.
Everyone knows what happened afterwards. After the incident fermented, X Zhuo quickly calmed down, and an apology could not save the hearts of the public.
Today, X Zhuo is still active on social platforms and some fans are supporting him, but Fan Jie hasn't seen him have a "serious" job for a long time.
If you don't have Jin Gangzuan, don't work in porcelain. If you don't have some real skills, you really don't want to set up a "schoolmaster".
Be real, better than anything.
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Author: Want to be quiet
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