Sad and funny jokes in English

You can pick up two sentences at will: Can I buy you a drink? Can I buy you a drink? )

Woman: Actually, I prefer money. No, I have money. )

Man: May I know your name? May I know your name? )

W: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

M: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

W: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

Man: Is this seat empty? Is this seat empty? )

Woman: Yes, if you sit down, this will be. Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be vacant. )

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before? Do I seem to have seen you somewhere? )

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. A: Yes. So I will never go to that place again. )

M: Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Woman: Excuse me. I have a headache this weekend. (sorry. I have a headache this weekend. )

M: I think I can make you very happy. I think I can make you very happy. )

W: Why? Are you leaving? A: Really? You mean you're leaving? )