Australian jack joke

Jack fell off his bike and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill out the form. Jack finished them and gave them back. "Is there anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor." Jack fell off his bike and had to be hospitalized. A beautiful young nurse took the form and asked him to fill it out. What else is missing? "Asked the nurse, yes! Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor." "

Wife: Look. According to the statistics of this newspaper, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband: Never mind. According to my investigation, all people eat.

Wife: Look at this newspaper. According to statistics, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband: What's the matter? According to my investigation, 100% people who died of liver cancer eat it.

"Sorry, the seat you are sitting in is mine."

"You? Can you prove it? "

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"Sorry, you took my seat." "Your place? Can you make it clear? " "Yes, I put a cup of ice cream in my place.

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?" "Adam said helplessly," do I have any other choice? "

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?" Adam replied helplessly, "Do I have a choice?

"Always thirsty," a man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my stomach. ""that's terrible! "The friend said. "Does it hurt?" "No, but I'm always thirsty!"

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation." "That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?" "No, but I always feel thirsty."

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad. Father: What does that matter? Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

An Effective Way Dad: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad. Dad: But what does this have to do with drinking water? Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, honey, what? Kate: A beautiful teapot. Mom: But I have a beautiful teapot. Kate: No, you didn't. I just dropped it.

Kate's Gift Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: I don't know, dear. What is this? Kate: A beautiful teapot. Mom: But I already have a beautiful teapot. Kate: No, you didn't. I just dropped it.

Doctors know better.

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill." "I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said. Hearing this, the man shook his head and said, "I'm not dead." I am still alive. "Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

Doctors know more.

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt." The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead." Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive." The wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

Waste or save?

Father: Oh, Jack, you have been sleeping all morning. Don't you know you're wasting your time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I saved you a meal, didn't I?

Waste or save?

Father: Oh, Jack, you slept all morning. Don't you know you're wasting your time? Jack: I know, Dad. But I also saved you a meal, didn't I?

Why is he howling?

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are stepping on my foot! Why did he call the dentist? Please stop shouting! I haven't touched your teeth yet. Patient: I know, but you stepped on my foot!