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Tell me about 202 1. Actually, I don't know what is just right.

? 1. I'm not good, but there is only one. Cherish or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again. Friendship or love? If I leave, I can't live any longer.

If the person I care about is cold and hot to me, which makes me feel concerned, then I will choose to leave without saying goodbye, because I don't have much patience to taste the feeling of caring.

3. The road of life is described by the heart. So, no matter how bad your situation is, don't be troubled by pessimistic thoughts.

4. When life is like a song is light and smooth, it's easy to smile. And those who can smile when everything goes wrong are the real optimists.

Close your eyes, empty your heart, let bygones be bygones and live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

6. I think I have a bad temper. I always yell at you and ignore people. Naturally, few friends can walk with me. Even if I used to have a good relationship with many people, I will become a familiar stranger later. Yes, I have nothing good. Why do people have to be nice to you? Feelings are just what you want, and a quarrel will turn into eternal indifference. There are no absolute feelings in this world.

7. Be cruel whether you are patient or cruel. Only in this dirty society can you stand firm.

8. One day, you will understand that your grievances should be digested by yourself, and your story doesn't have to be told to everyone. Few people really understand you. All you can do is hide your secrets and become stronger step by step.

9. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

10. When you don't want to struggle, look in the mirror, look at the bank card balance and think about the new marriage law.

1 1. We should have a healthy and lively mood and treat our life well! I want to care with my passion and water with my life! Comfort yourself with strong faith, even if the road of life is full of difficulties, face it with a smile and move on calmly.

12. It's not that I'm not brave, nor that I'm afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you.

13. Give you a slap and rub it. This is the heart.

14. May you live an open and honest life, cut through difficulties all the way, and finally live the life you like and the life you want.

15. When I was a child, whoever played with me was a friend, and when I grew up, who was my friend, I played with him.

16. Every time I see the word "hehe" in chat, I want to hold the hose, connect the faucet at one end and poke it in your mouth at the other. Let you drink enough! Who the fuck told you to say delicious food?

17. I have a bad temper and speak directly. You can either dislike me or hate my personality. I used to spoil myself anyway. I don't eat your food, you don't like me, and I don't have you. Are you missing a piece of meat or something? So, whatever you do, it's different. /a-289

19. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.

20. I will push you away completely this time and never be a poor guy left behind again.

2 1. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life. What you can't forget is the memory, and what you continue is life. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one place that has not changed.

22. If you can't get it, you want to be free. Looking good is called plastic surgery. If you are not good-looking, you are called ugly. Exposed, it's called coquettish. If you are cute, it's childish. Being rich is pretending to be poor and rich. If you have no money, no one cares about you at all. Sometimes when you get angry, others think you have a big temper, but you are actually being bullied. There is no clear right or wrong. Just do what you like.

23. Life is a hurry. We don't have to compromise. Everyone is useful. God sent you into this world. Everyone will be needed by others and will be needed by others. We should see ourselves clearly and not underestimate ourselves. Every step is engraved with the choice of life, and every step is related to the hope of life; On the journey of life, all roads are roads, so you should taste the ups and downs. Any experience is an accumulation. Many lives have a length and many lives have a thickness.

I have to admit, for a moment, I thought I would spend the rest of my life with you. I put down all my pride and gave in to everything you have, but I still didn't make it to the end. I won't blame you, because you are my most unexpected courage and the entanglement I have to give up.

25. If a woman meets a good man, she doesn't need to grow up all her life. Women become more and more mature and strong because they have not met a good man.

Up to now, the word good night seems to have become a necessary courtesy. Who knows whether to sleep or not? Anyway, the topic is terminated.

27. Life is complete with bitterness and sweetness; Love is fun when it is noisy and harmonious; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy days and sunny days.

28. Actually, I don't know what is just right. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. You won't regress when you hug, and you won't cry when you laugh.

29. Be a difficult person, throw your face at the person you hate and tell the person you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

30. If you take my crown, I will destroy your scepter first. If you occupy my heart, I will cut you to pieces first.

3 1. What should come will always come, and what should come will always come. There is no choice but to run away. What we can do is to accept, that is, get along, do our own thing quietly, and infect life with kindness.

32. Be a sunny person, not sad, not impatient, strong, upward, close to the sunshine, and become a better self. You don't need too much praise from others, because you know how good you are. The strength of the heart is always better than the glitz of the appearance.

33. I thought about countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone. Later, no, thanks.

We always feel that we are still young and can greedily enjoy all the beautiful things. Later, we were surprised to find that I don't know when we started. We saw the shells in the sugar coating, the murder after laughing, and knew how to deal with perfunctory things. We take part in accidental amusement to face many things that we never thought we would face. On the surface, people and animals are harmless, but the self-defense knife has been held behind us and has never left our hands.

One day, you will find that all the setbacks, pains and hardships in life are aimed at making us a better person.

36. The older you get, the more uncomfortable you feel socially. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and develop a hobby of being alone.

You must accept that there are always sudden losses in this world. Spilled milk, lost wallet, lost lover, broken friendship, when you can't do anything, the only thing you can do is try to make yourself feel better.

38. The people who agreed to go to the movies didn't watch it, and the places they went didn't go. The good relationship between the two heads has long since vanished. But have you ever thought that the most terrible thing in this world is not the impetuousness of others, but a casual sentence from others, but you really believe it?

39. A man is only born half, and he walks in the world to find the other half. Some people are lucky enough to find it soon, while others have to find it all their lives.

Everyone takes me seriously, and I can't take myself seriously. When no one takes me seriously, I must pay attention to myself. This is calm, this is calm.

4 1. There are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than going to heaven can sometimes be done easily. The difference lies in extraordinary beliefs.

Can't read classic quotations

1, college is not without benefits, it can wash away people's glitz, at the same time, people will kill, be sentimental and drink a lot.

The dead will die forever, but the living will not live forever, so we should live well.

3. Where there is a beginning, there is an end. When it is over, it will start again.

4, people sometimes have to believe in their own destiny, no one is more arrogant than anyone else, just luckier, not dissatisfied.

I have documentaries that have won awards in various film festivals, and I always feel heavy after reading them, because they are too cruel. Documentary is only a part of life, and it only records a part of life, so the cruelty of life is even worse. Real life is more cruel than this.

6, don't be a puppet in life, those two lines should be carried in your own hands.

7. Youth is wealth, but no matter how rich you are, you can't afford it.

8. Everyone longs for freedom. However, in order to be free, we must put up with it first. If you want to be a mother-in-law, you can only start with a daughter-in-law.

9. The birth of hair salons not only solved the problem of haircut in China, but also made it more difficult. At the same time, it also fulfilled the dream of some lazy women in China to get rich easily, enlivened the local economy, accelerated the capital turnover, enriched the nightlife of citizens, saved sleeping in their own beds after meals, and made the police's work not limited to the boring work of catching thieves, cracking down on car theft and road bullies.

10, happiness seems to grow on our ass. Everyone only sees the happiness of others, but knows nothing about himself, only envies each other.

1 1, there are only two kinds of human desires, material and spiritual. The former can be turned into money, and the latter can be further abstracted into an ideal, although some people's ideal is to make money.

12, when I argue with the same person, it shows that I am interested in discussing with him; When he is silent, he is not unconvinced, but sneers at his own ideas and disdains to challenge him. Why bother? He can go as he wants, willing to be stupid. I don't care.

13 What is life? Just like magic, it seems to have changed a lot, but it is not out of nothing. Unexpectedly, it is reasonable that everything has its inevitability.

14. With a mobile phone, you can't find the person you contact. I don't know whether it is the progress of science and technology or the retrogression of mankind.

15. Desire is like hair. The longer it takes, the more it expands. Therefore, it is not difficult for us to change our destiny, but to be content with the status quo.

16, sadness is like water in a sponge. There is always something to squeeze, but my sadness is like tap water. Once the valve is opened, it will last.

I just don't understand what I don't deserve.

The worst place I fell was where I started over. This is my feeling. I'll clean it up myself.

I don't know how many times I've said this, and I'll never trust anyone again.

I just don't understand what I'm not good enough for you to forget so easily. What's the matter with you? It's hopeless for me.

On that day, I lost you, just like a child lost his beloved toy.

Such a gorgeous appearance just covers up your hypocrisy.

I feel like a gambler with you. I lost everything and refused to leave.

I return to my memory again and again, but I can't find the shadow of our getting along.

I miss you even in the pain of death, so he is really my medicine, right?

Milk tea and red bull can't be drunk at the same time, and there will be a double decomposition reaction to produce black tea and cows.

If there were not so many stories, would we have different endings?

You are not qualified to judge others.

Love signature: The people around me are too crowded, so I can only alienate you.

You always say graduation is far away, but in a flash, you go your separate ways.

You can make me cry like a joke, but don't make my tears worthless.

Memories are like a wine pool. If you can't get out, you can only die drunk in it.

Obviously, I have forgotten it, but I always feel a dull pain inadvertently.

At any time in my life, I am not afraid to start all over again. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.

Once loved, do you still like me now?

I'm surrounded by you and say you just want to marry me. Why are you lying with her now?

I deserve this, but will you stop laughing so loudly?

There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. There are too many people around you. I would rather alienate you.

You never know what will happen in the next second unless you try.

You just listened to a few more people's stories and moved your heart several times.

If the water forgets me and loses the memory of falling into the water, please remember that there was my reflection in the water. If the wind forgets me and blows away the fallen leaves dancing in the wind, please remember that there is my whisper in the wind. If you forget me and the bitter and sweet past, please don't forget the woman who once gave you a smile.

If one day we don't get up together, we should get up together as if we were together.

What you can't quit is cigarettes, feelings and hearts. I asked for it. Who can blame?

Young love is always headstrong and doesn't understand love that only blooms once.

You just gave me a life lesson and then you left.

Domineering talk about girls' super-drag and cold

First, your honest appearance is much better than your humble appearance.

Second, youth, you should bravely sing your own voice, even if no one applauds, you should sing it out loud.

Third, the world will not accommodate you, but I will.

Fourth, don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; Don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.

I think you are just like sugarcane. At first, you were extremely sweet, and later you were really scum.

6. Since you can't be the only one, be the first one and don't go on.

Seven, I just, in a very hard life, there may be many people who dislike me, but I don't live for them.

Eight, vanity, you have to have the strength to pay. Otherwise, it is a decent life.

What do you think of me? I don't need it, and I don't need it.

Ten, life should not only learn to bear, but also learn to let go. From unfamiliar to familiar, slowly accumulate our feelings, there is a kind of happiness that no one can give except you.

Eleven, say it out, don't explain, to explain, find a mother, must be right.

12. I am still young. I'm fine. I smoke and drink too much. I just left.

Playing with feelings is the most intolerable scum behavior.

Fourteen, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

Fifteen, young people don't worry, who will raise the old, the knife is not for the rivers and lakes, but for the beauty! Draw your sword and return to the rivers and lakes, for brothers!

You don't like me, do you? You can fucking pretend to be blind or die

Seventeen, my legs are so white. Don't you want to try hanging them around your waist?

At the age of eighteen, I am neither good nor bad, nor particularly outstanding, but I am so awesome.

I will cherish everyone, but I will not keep anyone.

Twenty, I just want to be a beautiful girl who is particularly awkward, walks with the wind, has her own career, buys whenever she wants, eats whenever she wants, and nobody cares.

Of course, I won't try to pick the moon. I want the moon to come to me.

22. Since you like to sow discord, I will curse you for being riddled with diseases.

Never change yourself for others. If you can't accept the worst of you, you don't deserve the best.

God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.

Twenty-five, it is better to lose than to lose.

26. Who are you when the sunset doesn't accompany me to make a comeback? Share weal and woe with you, you don't deserve prosperity!

Twenty-seven, hurt in your body, pain in my heart.

Twenty-eight, I don't want rotten silver like you!

Twenty-nine, I still made the oath you gave me and found it impossible to realize it.

Your bohemian youth is really crazy.