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Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)
Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)
Four-beam cotton-talk about (play) not being on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)
The 12356-nothing (4)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )
One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)
Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.
Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)
Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top
Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.
A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )
One-legged pants-one set (skirt)
A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)
Be a widow for life-an old hand (guard).
Who is it? )
Twenty-five Liang-half crazy (sealed)
2345- lack of clothes (1)
23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).
Twenty-two cotton and four bows-a detailed talk (drama)
The second girl combs her hair-no need.
Erhu Qin-talk about (playing), (just like "Kuomintang" and "communist party" on the Internet, "
War of reunification and independence)
Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)
Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)
Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)
Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)
Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)
An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)
Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)
A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)
On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)
Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)
Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.
How about Laoyou (Polygonum viviparum), a spinning girl for 30 years, sticking to the net? )
Three dollars for a tripe-make trouble everywhere (grass), (This shit shop has a bad tripe.
Many people)
Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)
Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)
Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)
Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)
Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)
Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)
Barley fell into chaos without a clue.
Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)
The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)
The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)
Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.
The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.
The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)
Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)
Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.
A jacket two feet wide.
Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg
Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)
Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.
Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)
Valley Drumming-Memories (Rings)
Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )
Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)
The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)
Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)
Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain
Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)
The young monk patted the fly on his head-aboveboard (beating) bright, (this online should be promoted.
This style of play)
The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)
Tinkers wear glasses-find us (fault), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this website)
The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid her hair), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )
Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.
Eating in a Small Bowl-Eating by the Sky (Supplement)
Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)
Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)
Set off firecrackers on the plane-think high (loudly)
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