What is a joke?

A little story that makes you laugh. For example: 1. Mom just came home and I was cooking in the kitchen. Mom: "Did you go out to play today?" Me: "No, I ..." I haven't finished yet. Mom: "It's so dirty, why didn't you take a bath today?" Me: "Didn't you say to wash it tomorrow?" Mom: "Look at your little tail!" " "Me:" ... "I turned around and saw my mother talking to the puppy. 2. Having breakfast in the canteen, the tea eggs were peeled to the last point, and the eggs slipped from her hand, watching her roll out several meters away. She ran to the window and bought another one. When I returned to my seat, I found that the porridge was taken away by Aunt P&G.. Then I went to buy a bottle of black tea, opened the lid, won "another bottle" and put it in the dormitory. When I came back at noon, it was gone. When I asked if I would return it, I had to buy another bottle, open it and win again. After drinking, I put a label on the bottle "Don't lose this bottle. "The next day, I found that the bottle was still there and the cap was gone. 3. I like to eat snacks. After my pregnancy, my husband won't let me eat messy, so I will eat it secretly. One day I went out and bought a bag of cotton candy, hid it in the cupboard and wrapped it in a plastic bag. The result was discovered: "What is this? "Silence 10 seconds ... continue to growl:" Do you think I can't see you 6 meters high? "4. When someone sees the short message of renting a house, they call to ask. The other party said, "The house rented by my son is not at home now." He thought about it and asked, "Is it quarterly or monthly?" As soon as the voice fell, the other party flew into a rage and said, "What stepfather? I'm his biological father! ""5. There is something wrong with the computer at home. Install 360 security guards. As a result, while knitting a sweater, my mother asked me, "What are you going to do in five days?" Home of jokes