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Funny sentences to praise a person

Humorous sentences to praise a person

Humorous sentences to praise a person. Praise can give the other person a sense of accomplishment. Praising someone requires careful attention. Sometimes people may be used to hearing plain praise, but humorous praise will definitely leave a deep impression. Here are some humorous sentences to praise someone. Humorous sentences to praise a person 1

1. I thought you were just with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect that you were also with a combination of two numbers.

2. You may not have watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be passionate and captivating.

3. I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him wanting; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied.

4. I am used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I have never gotten used to not being able to see you.

5. I come quietly and leave quietly. I wave my dagger and leave no one alive. When will the bright moon come? I look up at the hero and don’t ask about the way out. The gangster doesn’t care about his age and roars when he sees injustice on the road. After yelling, keep walking forward. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no Liang that cannot be hanged. Confucius said: If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right! Take the child's hand and drag him away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away! Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct? When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap. Don't talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

6. I was so cruel that I licked my fingers and cried.

7. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

8. Why does China not have this kind of "humor"? The truth is obvious. The rights here do not allow humor, only hypocrisy.

9. The smooth and white face exudes angular coldness; the thick eyebrows are slightly raised rebelliously, and under the long and slightly curled eyelashes, the dark and deep ice eyes look wild and unrestrained. , evil and sexy. His straight nose, lips as pink as rose petals, his three-dimensional facial features as handsome as a knife, his whole person exuded a kingly aura that shocked the world, and there was a hint of wantonness on his evil and handsome face. smile.

10. Don’t look at others as small, but they have a sharp mind. Even an adult can’t compare to him. It’s true that a small weight can lift a thousand pounds.

11. If there is an afterlife, I must become a nerve, because when I leave, you will be brain-dead.

12. His beautiful face, light blue fine-checked shirt, loosely rolled up at the wrists, simple, slightly gorgeous, and a bit indescribably sexy, just like after attending a luxurious night banquet Finally, the prince just threw away his evening dress.

13. A naughty smiling face, even the two thick eyebrows also have soft ripples, as if there is always a smile, curved, like a bright string in the night sky moon. The fair skin sets off the light pink lips, the handsome and prominent facial features, the extremely perfect face shape, and the pure white dress, which makes her even more majestic. I stare at it and don’t want to let it go.

14. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? Oh? I’m sorry, I didn’t know that was your face, so where did your butt go? < /p>

15. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

16. Humor is not only an effective tool to attack people with prominent status, but also can Help us understand and alleviate our own identity anxiety.

17. People with deep karma will look at the faults and shortcomings of others all day long. People who truly practice will never look at the faults and shortcomings of others.

18. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. What happened when a police officer came over? Drunk Man: I don’t know, I just arrived too!

19. I am very good, I don’t make noises or show off, I don’t feel wronged, I don’t laugh at you, and I don’t need others to know!

20. People of Henan In order to achieve leap-forward development in the new century, the people of Henan have recently established four new concepts, which are to install air conditioning in the universe, paint the earth with red paint, lay down the Great Wall with ceramic tiles, and blow up the Himalayas.

21. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

22. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you

23. Dear teacher, your sincerity Love has awakened so much confusion, nurtured so much self-confidence, ignited so much youth, and destroyed so many sails.

24. When people do something good, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it. When they do something bad, they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know about it. We make it too difficult for the ghosts.

25. In my mind, you are the sternest father and the kindest mother; you are the unsung hero and the famous teacher.

26. One look at the calluses on your hands, and you will know that you must have suffered a lot

27. If adults say to children, "Children don't ask so many questions," then What he basically meant was, "Actually, I don't know either."

28. You are so famous. You have made many movies, but now you are banned from broadcasting due to the anti-pornography campaign.

29. The work is accomplished by hard work but neglected by play. The success is achieved by thinking but destroyed by casualness.

30. Humor is often a mask; once you take it off, you will find an exasperated talent or a twisted intelligence.

31. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

32. Life is incredible! One must have that unique sense of humor to enjoy the fun.

33. The man is about 27 or 28 years old, with short hair. The collar of his white shirt is slightly open. The cuffs of his shirt are rolled up to the middle of his arms, revealing wheat-colored skin. His eyes are deep and lively, and his nose is bridged. Tall and sexy lips, especially when paired together, they look like a work of God's ingenuity.

34. He has fair complexion, delicate facial features with a touch of handsomeness, and handsomeness with a touch of gentleness! The temperament exuding from him is so complex, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among the gentleness and handsomeness, there is also his own unique etherealness and handsomeness!

35. You have big earlobes, you look like a blessed person at first glance

36. Teacher, Xiaogang has to ask for leave tomorrow because he may be sick tomorrow.

37. Your eyelashes are twinkling, so charming

38. I am very good. I don’t make noises, show off, feel wronged, don’t laugh at, and don’t need others. Know.

39. People who are always dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

40. Words of praise: Your beauty, your beauty, is like the flowers in spring, whether it is in the mountains or by the stream, it makes people intoxicated. Humorous sentences to praise a person 2

1. Love from person to person, flower from flower to flower, tire from car to car, always being chased, but never surpassed!

2. You are a goddess carved from ivory. You are generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire you.

3. When I see you, I feel that nothing is not beautiful, because you embellish everything with your beauty.

4. He saw that the girl was fifteen or sixteen years old, with a melon face, thin lips, lively eyebrows, and quite delicate appearance.

5. God is too partial, why should all the advantages be concentrated on you alone.

6. A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure house.

7. She has a soft voice, charming expression, bright eyes, white teeth, and fair complexion. She is really an outstanding beauty.

8. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people: one is very beautiful, and the other is like you!

9. There are two kinds of girls in the world. The cutest, one is beautiful; the other is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

10. Although you are slender and petite and speak softly, you are very powerful. This is a true spiritual beauty!

11. Very seriously. : "You are the most reluctant person I have ever seen who I can't bear to leave."

12. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people: one is very beautiful, and the other is like you!

13. Love from person to person, flower from flower to flower, tire from car to car, always being chased, but never surpassed!

14. There must be no moon today, because the moon’s light has covered you.

15. That tenderness, beauty, and charm make me unforgettable for a long time.

16. After meeting you, looking at other women is like insulting my own eyes!

17. The four ideals of men: money is falling from the sky, and beautiful men are everywhere. All die. The beauty was so brain-dead that she cried and shouted for me to soak her.

18. You are like the top-quality West Lake Longjing. The light bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the more delicious it becomes.

19. For the son of an employer, if it is increased by one point, it will be too long; if it is reduced by one point, it will be too short; if it is powdered, it will be too white; if it is applied with red, it will be too red.

20. You are the butterfly among the flowers and the bud among the lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you always look dignified and beautiful.

21. There is a beauty in the north, peerless and independent. Look at the Qingren city once, and then look at the Qingren country. I would rather not know a beautiful city or a beautiful country. Beautiful things are hard to come by again.

22. I feel so stressed when I am with you! Who makes you so good?

23. I have never praised anyone, but I have to say to you: There is no girl more beautiful than you in the world.

24. The world becomes extraordinarily beautiful because of the birth of women! It’s just a small greeting, but it has a deep sincerity!

25. Your beauty makes all Girls are all jealous, but when I look at you I realize that I am actually quite lustful too, haha.

26. The eyebrows are like green feathers, the muscles are like white snow, the waist is like a bunch of plain cloth, and the teeth are like shells. A charming smile confuses Yangcheng and Cai.

27. You are wearing a purple-red cheongsam. From a distance, you really look like a little butterfly flying by. You are beautiful and fit, and the color is soft.

28. He saw that the girl had an oval-shaped face, long eyelashes and big eyes, fair skin, very beautiful appearance, slender figure, and delicate body.

29. The woman is a beautiful young woman. She looks to be no more than twenty-three or fourteen years old. She has a slight smile, is full of charm, and is extremely gorgeous. Funny sentences to praise a person 3

Funny sentences to praise people

1. I just discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; the way to attract a woman is just right On the contrary, keep her satisfied.

2. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

3. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be dishonest.

4. You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

5. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

6. On the train, a white man and a black woman were breastfeeding their babies. "Mom, mom" the white baby stopped and said coquettishly, "I want to drink chocolate milk too."

7. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

8. We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

9. You are so famous. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to be broadcast due to the anti-pornography campaign.

10. I wanted the paper airplane to take me into your heart, but unexpectedly it crashed halfway.

11. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

12. How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

13. I am a flower on the cliff, no one can see me and praise me whether I am alive or dead.

14. After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid to wake up and beat you several times every day.

15. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

16. If you comfort others, you cannot comfort yourself after all.

17. Don’t put pressure on me, that will be my motivation to become your boss.

18. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, if I look back you will think I am a gangster.

19. You cannot lie to others, because the people you can lie to trust you.

20. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

21. Winter is coming, and no one knits a scarf for me. Go buy one yourself.

22. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

23. My father said that handsome men lie, and my mother said that men who are not handsome will also lie. Your father is a good example.

24. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

25. Being mean is also an art. Let us improve this art together.

26. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

27. If QB is used as a reward in the exam, then the country will become rich and powerful immediately.

28. Death is not scary. What is scary is that you dare not die.

29. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

30. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.

31. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

32. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

33. The rebirth of a phoenix is ??nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

34. The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning.

35. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is diamonds, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

36. In the crowd, I spotted you at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the most outstanding among them. That long and healthy figure, elegant and charming demeanor, especially that shiny black hair, have an indescribable charm.

37. I don’t know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you have left in my heart. Is it your plump and slender figure? Fair skin? Dark and deep eyes? Tiny rosy lips? But there is still an indescribable and unfathomable richness that is inciting my heart.

38. "Pleasing to the eyes" is an underestimation of you. You are so beautiful that you will not lose to Diana when you marry into the royal family. Some people are in the eye of the beholder. It is not an exaggeration to say that, You are a beauty in the eyes of your enemies.

39. The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two deep dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

40. You are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is filled with a beautiful smile like spring.