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The story of teaching fish to swim.
The story of teaching others how to teach an axe 1 The little carpenter just learned his craft for two years, and he was proud. Showing off his craft in front of the carpenter's house where his grandfather was Lu Ban was laughed at by others.
After learning the craft for two years, the little carpenter can also make a few utensils, which is a bit smug and thinks himself great. He no longer listens to his master, but only likes to wander around with an axe and do carpentry. On this day, the little carpenter did not help the master well, but slipped out to play. When he came to a house, he didn't know it was the house of Luban, the grandfather of the carpenter. Others saw him with an axe and asked, "Hey, what are you doing with an axe?" The little carpenter said proudly, "Don't you see?" I am a carpenter. "He kept fiddling with the axe. Someone brought a big piece of wood, and he split it three times and two times to make a crooked stool.
Many people laughed that he used a big axe in front of Lu Ban. He picked up the stool unhappily and went back to the master to ask who Lu Ban was. The master smiled and said, "You are too arrogant to show your talents in front of your grandfathers. Go ahead, I can't teach you. "
The little carpenter realized that he was wrong, but it was too late.
Telling the story of teaching fish to swim 2:
Metaphor shows off skills in front of experts. Mostly used for self-modesty.
Quarrying a pile of soil by the river, Li Bai is famous for ages;
There are poems coming and going, making a big axe in front of Lu Ban.
The story of teaching fish to swim.
This is a poem named Li Bais Tomb written by Mei Zhihuan in Ming Dynasty. Li Bai, whose word is too white, likes drinking, and is called Li Chenxian, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty. There are all kinds of myths and legends about his death. For example, some people say that Li Bai visited Dongting, Yueyang and Jinling (now Nanjing) in his later years. One day, boating quarried by the river (quarrying, in today's dangtu county, Anhui Province, bordering the Yangtze River in the north). At night, the moon was bright as day, and Li Bai was drunk on the boat. When he saw the shadow of the moon in the water, he bent down to catch it and fell into the river. Some legends are even more magical. It is said that at this moment, there was a sudden storm on the river, and a giant whale and two fairies appeared, tinkling in their hands, asking Li Bai to sit on the whale's back, led by music, and flew away. Of course, these legends can't be believed, but in quarrying, many places of interest appeared later. There are not only Li Bais Tomb, but also the Fairy Tower and the Moon-catching Pavilion, which have aroused the interest of countless tourists. It's ridiculous that some tourists who want to pretend to be elegant even make up questions in Li Bais Tomb. This poem by Mei Zhihuan is a mockery of such tourists. He thinks that scribbling crooked poems on the grave of a great poet is simply "making a big axe in front of Lu Ban"-too careless.
It is said that Lu Ban, who has lost his surname, was a native of Lu during the Warring States period, also known as Lu. He is an expert in making precision instruments, and people call him an "able man". People always think that he is the ancestor of carpenters. Who dares to show off his axe skills in front of Lu Ban? In other words, trying to show your skills in front of experts is a ridiculous act of being too modest, which is called "playing axe in front of Lu Ban" or "playing axe in front of the door". It is similar to the saying that "playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong".
Liu Zongyuan, a writer in the Tang Dynasty, said in the preface to "Singing a Peace Poem for the Match of the King": "When you get to the door of the class, you will be strong." (it should refer to another ancient axe hand. See "Axis Correction". "Brave" means thick skin. It seems that the idiom "teach others to teach axes" was not only born out of the above poem of Mei Zhihuan in the Ming Dynasty, but its embryonic form existed as early as the Tang Dynasty.
This idiom is sometimes used as a self-deprecating word to show that you dare not show your skills in front of experts.
In China's 20xx years of imperial history, it is not uncommon for emperors to die in different places, so I won't list them here. Speaking of which, who was the first emperor to die in a different place in the history of China? In fact, he was the first Qin Shihuang who founded the imperial system, became famous all over the world, and was praised by later generations as "an emperor through the ages".
Qin Shihuang, named Ying Zheng, is the son of King Xiang of Qin Zhuang, the founding emperor of Qin Dynasty and the first emperor in China history.
In 22 1 year BC, Qin Shihuang destroyed six countries (Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei and Qi), unified China, adopted the titles of "Emperor" of Huang San and "Emperor of Five Emperors", and became the first feudal emperor in China. In order to "show his strength and serve the ocean", he toured many times all over the country.
In July of the 37th year of Qin Shihuang (2 10 BC), Qin Shihuang went out for the fifth time, accompanied by Zhao Gao, Li Si and others. Later, when the patrol team went to Pingyuan Tianjin (now south of Pingyuan County, Shandong Province) on the way back to Beijing, Qin Shihuang suddenly fell ill. In July, when the patrol team went to Shaduntai (now Dapingtai Village, Guangzong County, Xingtai City, Hebei Province), Qin Shihuang became seriously ill and died soon, nearly 800 kilometers away from Xianyang, Qin Dou, becoming the first emperor to die in a different place in the history of China. According to Volume VI of Historical Records and Volume VI of Chronicle of Qin Shihuang, "In July of Bing Yin, the first emperor collapsed on the dune terrace."
It was midsummer and it was very hot. Qin Shihuang's body soon stinks. In order to hide people's eyes and ears, Zhao Gao and others loaded a large number of abalone in Qin Shihuang's driving, covered up the peculiar smell of the body with fishy smell, and escorted Qin Shihuang's body back to Xianyang, the capital, to send out obituaries. According to Historical Records Volume VI Chronicle VI of Qin Shihuang, "It is an official order to take a stone of abalone to the train and make it stink."
Then again, under the rule of Qin Shihuang, the national strength of Daqin Empire once reached its peak, and a series of political systems were established, which had a far-reaching impact on later generations. However, his tyranny and excessive punishment brought heavy disasters to his subjects, and also laid the groundwork for the rapid demise of the Qin Dynasty. Nevertheless, Qin Shihuang's life was indispensable. As for his merits and demerits, only history can judge him.
Qin Shihuang reigned for 37 years, during which he was king for 25 years, and called himself emperor 12 years, at the age of 50. He was the first emperor of the feudal dynasty in the history of China, the first emperor to complete the unification in the history of China, and the first emperor to die in a different place in the history of China.
The story of teaching fish to swim 3 1 The story of teaching fish to swim.
Lu Ban was a native of Lu during the Warring States Period. He is an expert in making exquisite instruments. People call him an "able man", and people always regard him as the ancestor of carpenters.
One day, a young carpenter casually walked to a house in Dahongmen, raised his axe and said, "I don't care about this axe, but no matter what wood it is, as long as I get it in my hand and use my axe to do it, I can make beautiful things."
Hearing this, the people next to him felt that he was too boastful and pointed to the Dahongmen behind him and said, "Ultrafine products, can you make a better door than this?" The young carpenter said proudly, "I'm not bragging." I tell you, I used to be a student of Luban. Can't I make such a simple door? It's a joke. "
Everyone couldn't help laughing and said, "This is Mr. Luban's home. He made this door. Can you really make a better door than this? "
The young carpenter ran away shyly.
Class two teaches fish to swim.
F incarnation Athena Chu.
Song Ouyang Xiu's "Book with Mei Yu Sheng" Source: "Yesterday is really fixed; There are seven or eight poems; Record it today; Teach fish to swim; Ridiculous. "
Explain dancing with an axe in front of Lu Ban. Showing off one's skills in front of experts.
This usage is formal; As predicate, attribute, adverbial and object; It's derogatory, indicating that people are inferior in ability.
The synonym is Bugulemen, which makes people laugh, generous and effective in the East.
The antonyms are open-minded, self-knowledge, self-knowledge and shame.
ancient times
I am not an expert in literature and art, but I dare not talk about literature and art in front of an old "artist" like you.
Class three gave it to fish.
This story tells us that one should learn to be modest so that he can live and study. The more he learns, the more he knows, and there will be no such thing as teaching others how to teach others.
A new explanation of juggling axe in class: to say the least, a person who dares to play juggling axe in front of Lu Ban should also be bold, witty, sensitive and knowledgeable. The progress of society is precisely because of these people who have the spirit of "teaching people to fish" and constantly strive to innovate, from ignorance to knowledge, from knowledge to catching up with and surpassing their predecessors. If we don't have common sense, we can't talk about "teaching fish to swim". As students, we should have the spirit of "teaching others how to play an axe". Because only in the process of trying and practicing can we gain new knowledge and make progress. "Axe-making" is not a patent right, and "Luban" is not the only one. As long as you dance brilliantly and skillfully, everyone will cheer for you!
The story of teaching axe 4 quarrying a pile of soil by the river, Li Bai's name is eternal;
There are poems coming and going, making a big axe in front of Lu Ban.
This is the name of Li Bais Tomb written by a poet in the Ming Dynasty. Li Bai was a world-famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, and his fame spread through the ages after his death. How many literati pass by Li Bai's tomb and miss stopping for a minute to express their inner feelings by chanting poems. And their behavior can only be arty, "playing tricks in front of Lu Ban", which is too much.
Lu Ban was a native of Lu during the Warring States Period. He is an expert in making exquisite instruments. People call him an "able man", and people always regard him as the ancestor of carpenters. Who dares to show off his axe skills in front of Lu Ban, that is to say, to show off his skills in front of experts? This ridiculous behavior of being too modest is referred to as "playing axe in front of Lu Ban" or "playing axe in front of Lu Ban". This is similar to the saying of "playing broadsword in front of Guan Gong".
As a matter of fact, the idiom "teach fish to swim" took shape as early as the Tang Dynasty. Writer Liu Zongyuan has such a sentence in a preface: "Fuck the axe at the door of the class, Yaner!" It means too thick-skinned to show off the skills of using an axe in front of Lu Ban and Ren Ying (also skilled axe hands).
This idiom is sometimes used as a word of self-modesty, which means that you dare not show off your skills in front of experts.
The story of teaching fish to swim; Lesson 5 teach fish to swim.
This idiom means to show off one's skills in front of experts. In ancient times, people were criticized as ignorant but good at showing off. Now people are encouraged to express themselves boldly, dare to show their skills and challenge authority. Sometimes, they say, "You must show your skills in class".
The story begins ~
During the Warring States Period, there was a craftsman named Lu Ban in the State of Lu. He was born in a family of craftsmen and passed down from generation to generation.
I have participated in civil engineering work with my family since I was a child.
His hands are dexterous and he can make many tools and instruments. He can make many exquisite musical instruments.
There was a young craftsman apprentice who felt that his craft was at home, but no one knew it.
In order not to bury his skill, he thought of a way.
I decided to take to the streets to see if I had a chance to prove myself.
One day, he walked casually in the street and walked to the gate of the downtown area.
He said loudly, "Look here, everyone ~ Have you seen this axe in my hand?
As long as I use the axe in my hand to process it, I can make extremely beautiful furniture. "
Hearing this, the person next to him thought he must be bragging, and pointed to the distant mansion and said
"Brother, can you fix my home improvement better than this?"
The young craftsman said, "Of course, I tell you that Lu Ban once asked me questions."
Just build a house. How can you not go? "
Everyone laughed and said, "This is Mr. Luban's home."
He made most of the furniture here. Can you really do better?
The young craftsman found that the cowhide blew and ran away with a red face.
Teach an axe to teach others stories 6 Zhuyin b ā n mé n ò ng f ǔ
Allusions are tricky, English and strong. Zongyuan's Preface to Wang Chorus was finalized yesterday, with seven or eight poems. It's ridiculous to record it today. Song Ouyang Xiu's Letter to Mei
Dance axe in front of Lu Ban. Showing off one's skills in front of experts.
Used as predicate, attribute, adverbial and object; Refers to the ability is not as good as people.
Formal structure
Synonym Bugulemen, ridiculous and generous.
On the contrary, words are open-minded, conscious and knowledgeable.
The rhyming words are suspicious of the past, taking pleasure in suffering, treating people with things, advancing and retreating in moderation, painting tigers according to cats, crossing mountains and valleys, thinking about women and sick mothers, failing to learn from the past, laughing and cursing you, and turning a deaf ear, ......
ancient times
Riddle carpenters repair classrooms; Show your skills in front of the master.
I met Lu and swung an axe in front of him.
Idiom story Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, died drunk in the middle of the river and was buried in Caishiji on Niuzhu Mountain in Dangtu. Scholars and poets of all ages have left poems here to mourn. Mei Zhihuan, a poet in the Ming Dynasty, was self-aware. His poems were about quarrying a blank land by the river. Li Bai's poetic world is glorious through the ages. Come and go to write two lines, and drop a big axe in front of Lu Ban.
I heard that Tingting's sister is knowledgeable. How dare her sister teach the axe to talk nonsense with him? Li Qingru's "Mirror Flower Edge" is the 52nd time.
Other uses
◎ (into the microphone) Ah! Please wait a moment! (Cover the receiver, to Yin Ge) I see! It's not true, but it can't be false! Xiao Yang, I am an amateur, for reference only, for reference only! ..... Alas, by the way, all the civilizations in the world now advocate quitting smoking. At my urging, the old man gave up smoking long ago. Why do you still describe him smoking? Ah, again, I am an amateur, and I am "teaching others how to teach an axe". Wow, ah, haha ... Is that okay?
This kind of manuscript is rarely rejected. When it is necessary to reject the manuscript except in special circumstances, you only need to apologize many times and make necessary self-criticism, and carefully explain the real reasons. It is not appropriate to comment on the shortcomings, advantages and shortcomings of the manuscript.
The story of teaching a trick 7 1 the idiom story of teaching a trick.
Lu Ban was a skillful craftsman during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Until now, people still say that Lu Ban is the ancestor of carpenters. At that time, there was a craftsman named Shi, and people called him Jiang. He is a native of the capital of Chu, and it is said that his skills are inseparable from those of Lu Ban. How high is his skill? Zhuangzi told a story in Xu Wugui. It is said that this stonemason has a good friend and they often perform together. The friend thinly coated the tip of the nose with white ash, and the craftsman took an axe in his hand and aimed it at the tip of the nose. "Shua" all of a sudden, he used an axe to sweep away the white ash on the tip of the nose, and the tip of the nose could not even wipe the skin. This shows how capable he is. Therefore, Liu Zongyuan later said that if someone "holds an axe at the gate of Ban and Ying Du" and dares to play tricks with an axe in front of craftsmen in Luban and Ying Du, it will be a bit "strong face", that is, shameless.
The second kind of teaching materials
Pronunciation b ā n mé n ò ng f incarnation
The source is 1. Tang Zongyuan's Preface to the Chorus of the King: "When the axe is at the door of the class, it is strong."
2. Song Ouyang Xiu's Book with Mei: "There were seven or eight poems written yesterday, so I record them today. It's ridiculous to teach an axe. "
Explain dancing with an axe in front of Lu Ban. Showing off one's skills in front of experts.
The synonym is Bugulemen, which makes people laugh, generous and effective in the East.
The antonyms are open-minded, self-knowledge, self-knowledge and shame.
This usage is formal; As predicate, attribute, adverbial and object
For example, he actually showed off his piano skills in front of piano master, which really taught him to swim.
The story of dancing an axe in front of Lu Ban is a metaphor for showing off skills in front of experts.
Ban: Lu Ban, an ancient craftsman in China.
The source is Ming Mei Zhihuan's On Li Bais Tomb.
Lu Ban, also known as Lei Lu and Lei Gong, was born in Lu State (now Qufu, Shandong Province) in the Spring and Autumn Period.
Legend has it that he is a skillful craftsman, good at carving and architecture, and his skills are unparalleled in the world.
People always think that he is the originator of carpenters.
On one occasion, Mei Zhihuan, a poet of the Ming Dynasty, came to Historical Records to pay his respects to Li Bai.
Caishiji is a place where Li Bai, a famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, saw the clear and transparent moon in the water and fell into the river and died.
Because Li Bai left footprints here, legends abound, leaving many places of interest, such as Li Bais Tomb, Chenxian Pagoda and Moon-catching Pavilion.
Therefore, Caishiji has become a tourist attraction.
One day, Mei Zhihuan came to Li Bais Tomb near the Quarry Collection and found that the tombs were covered with poems, but some of them were not like poems at all, but they were asymmetrical and did not rhyme. They are very clumsy. In a rage, Mei Zhihuan wrote a poem: "Li Bai is famous for a pile of earth on the bank of a rocky mountain;" There are poems coming and going, and Lu Ban has a big axe in front. "
The earliest prototype of "teaching students how to play with axes" is Liu Zongyuan's "teaching students how to play with axes, trying to save face."
It means it's cheeky to manipulate an axe in front of Lu Ban.
(Ying, another ancient axe hand) satirizes those who overreach themselves and show off their skills in front of experts.
Mei Zhihuan satirized those tourists who thought they could write poems as "playing with a big axe in front of Luban", which was later dismissed as "playing with an axe".
In this way, the idiom "teach fish to swim" has been handed down.
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